Kim Kardashian Thought Leather Pants Were a Good Idea

March 11th, 2011 // 108 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian shopping in West Hollywood yesterday where she clearly wasn’t spotted by her usual paparazzi because they took pictures of her ass that she somehow fit into leather pants. Although, I guarantee if she stayed in the sun long enough, you’d start hearing butter sizzle followed by the bell on Khloe‘s collar as she speeds around the corner. “Down, boy, down! Oh, God, she smells me cooking. I need a chair and a whip now! Sit, Khloe, sit. Now rollover. Yes, that’s a good Sasquatch. Who wants that tummy rub? Who wants it? That’s right you do. Ooh, who’s a good Sassy Boy?”

Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News


  1. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
    See Alice
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    I can’t believe the level of deformity . She is circus freak show ready .

  2. bday55

    I love these comments from the men of the Internet. Most of you couldn’t get laid in a cheap whorehouse with a hundred dollar bill stuffed in your pocket protector. I’d love to see a picture of the last thing you guys stuck your man-ness in.
    A Sock? Fleshlight? Porky the Piggy? TP?

    And why is she famous again?

    • Prick McGill

      Er, whether or not a man on the internet can “get laid in a cheap whorehouse,” etc., has no bearing whatsofuckingever on his having and expressing an opinion on women like KK who go out of their way (and get surgery, etc.) to put their bodies on display for male approval.

    • andy

      Women fuck the wallet so what difference does it make what we look like? You, on the other hand, better look good. Or it’s loud jokes, drunken handjobs, and tearful Häagen-Dazs for you, fattie.

  3. dickless

    Brother heaven!

  4. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    jerri blank booty!

  5. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    ugh, nasty.

  6. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    Now I’m Jonesn’ for mashed potatos. With lumps. Not sure why.

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  8. TheJoaker

    An alternate ending for J-lo in Anaconda

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  10. LEB

    Hey Kim… wear towering heels all you want, they don’t hide short legs.

  11. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    I bet that cowhide thought it was back home!

  12. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    Jesus look at that thing !

  13. Burt

    To me she looks like a fat girl who had liposuction to her legs and thighs.

  14. Well, I can guarantee you this…

    Those pants are custom….
    The poor bastard who made them had to cancel a job reupholstering an El Camino so he would have enough leather to make them.

  15. nadsak

    I don’t know what most of you are talking about, I think she is very attractive. Having a shapely bod is 100% better then being a stock.

    • And by “shapely” you mean “Spherical”?
      No one under 60 and female should have an ass that big.

    • Prick McGill

      Why oh why does is this false dichotomy between too fat (as in KK’s ass, which is too fat, not “shapely,” but just plain too fucking fat) and “being a stock” (sic; I assume nadsak meant stork)?

      And why use a euphemism like “shapely” to describe something fat and ugly like KK’s ass?

    • Pirate Hunter

      Great commentary from dudes who never get laid…GravyLeg, you make funny comments…way too many of them…Spend that time experiencing women…

      • bradspithair

        I just cant solely because who knows whats stuck in that crack artifacts and ass nuggets. No, I’d pass and like lots of chubby imposter chicks, Kim is a delusional WANNABE lousy and lazy at sex. No, your granny would be hotter. I said.

  16. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    Nasty, just a chunky sloppy mess spilling all over the place.

  17. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    Wow. Look at the size of that ass. So what time does the movie start and where do I park? I love the “drive-in” theater…

  18. NattyB

    She also thought being pissed on was a good idea, so there you go.

  19. Talk about swamp ass…

  20. She must have a “turd cutter” more powerful than the “jaws of life”.

  21. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    “Does my ass look big in these? Be honest.”

  22. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    And those shoes, how tacky can she get?

  23. she is so classy

    that ass look so SAD`

  24. ick-abod

    Kim also thought getting pee’d on was a good idea, neither turned out that great.

  25. gluten

    yeah, ok, to me it has always looked like she is wearing a diaper coz her ass is soooo disproportioned. and her face continues to get even more frozen, plastic and terrifying. gross.
    do we have to wait nearly a decade for her to disappear just like we had to with paris[ite] hilton?

  26. IntelligentAsFellasGet

    $65 million, duh winning!

  27. Carl

    Her ass is nastier than Michelle Obama’s ass and that is saying something. BTW, love how the communist censors at the stuporficial delete posts they don’t agree with on the comments page. How American of you.

  28. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    Is the leather strangling her butt so tightly that it is actually making it deflate?

  29. sunnyroberto

    I can hear her now.
    “Sweetie . . . Does this make my butt look big??”

  30. doodles

    Oh muffin, when you’ve got a big fat ass like that you don’t wear skin-tight leather pants!
    When will this trash and her nasty butt implants go away? You see pictures of this girl supposedly working out a lot. I don’t know about anyone else, but generally if you work out a lot like she ‘does’, you’ll lose some of that ass. It doesn’t seem to be going anywhere except getting lumpier. Gross whore.

  31. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    Daaaaaaaaamn the things I would do to that assss

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  33. Robert Acquafresca

    if you could see her in person and understand how short she is, you would realize how bad she looks. she basically looks like a bowling ball with tattoos.

  34. Should be “was a good idea” not “were a good idea” as she is wearing only one pair of leather pants not two pairs.

  35. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    can you even clean vagina sweat off of leather?

  36. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    I’d still bury my head between those fleshmounds and motorboat her puckerstink.

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  38. karen

    Her butt isn’t out of place…in a room where people are playing Bingo.

  39. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    Only thing I can think of is a truck backing up noise

  40. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    one word…. UGLY!

  41. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    But what kind of shoes do hookers wear anymore? All these ladies wearing hooker shoes now, what do they wear when it’s sexy time? And wearing hooker shoes just to go shopping? I guess it ain’t no thing when you are chauffeured to the door? But why does everyone want to wear hooker shoes? Oh wait, I think I get it, she IS a hooker?

  42. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    I think she usually looks good in spite of that big butt, but this outfit looks TERRIBLE on her: like sausage stuffed into casing. Boots might have balanced the outfit, but it looks awful with those shoes. There’s way too much meat stuffed into those skinny pants

  43. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
    Double D
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    The only way to get a piece of leather that bit was by cloning a brontosaurus.

  44. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
    Double D
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    The only way to get a piece of leather that big was by cloning a brontosaurus.

  45. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
    Double D
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    When you can use a 55 gallon drum of crude for a butt plug, you know you have a serious ass.

  46. Kim Kardashian Leather Pants
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    Much like a fat man in a speedo… some styles should be avoided by some body types. :(-

  47. Pirate Hunter

    Kim Kardashian’s Ass = Divine

    Leather Pants on a beautiful woman = boner

    Kim’s Ass + Leather Pants = Something that looks like a full diaper after a big meal…of soul food

  48. the captain

    americans don’t have often good ideas.

  49. s'up bitches

    From the waste down she looks like Raymond’s Mom from “Everybody Loves Raymond”!

  50. Oz Matters

    When you wear heels this high, you need to install air bags in your butt for fall protection. I believe this is what Kim has done. Unfortunately, they got activated … twice.

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