For reasons that I’m sure have absolutely nothing to do with sex tape rumors floating around about her boyfriend, Kim Kardashian slapped on a swimsuit and took a stroll on the beach in front of the paparazzi yesterday because she’s an incredible businesswoman who wants people to take fashion advice from a clothing shop owner who purposely made her vulva look like it’s the size of a goddamn microwave. I really see women responding to that. “Ohmygod, I wish my gunt were the size of a punchbowl,” they’re always saying.
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The width ratio of her lower to upper thigh reminds me of that blue and yellow singing alien that was in Jabba’s Palace in “Return of the Jedi.”
A few more lb’s and she will be Jabba. “Bring me Odom and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage” *huh huh huh*
Why is she in the water? Black guys can’t swim, she’ll never find one in there…
She heard the Harlem Globetrotters were on their way back from Gilligan’s island.
Yeah I’d cover that massive wad of jiggling spam-lard too if I were going out in public.
Looks like she used a trowel to apply her makeup.
Who knew?the Michelin man has a doppelgänger …
Looks like she got another chunk of her nose taken off…
She’s so pretty
She puts the pew in pudendum.
What miracle alloy is that belt made of?
Why does Kourtney look like Michelle Rodriguez?
is it mean to say that her body is freaking gross? a pretty face isnt everything……..stop eating black cock and maybe you will lose some weight. then again, black cock is pretty delicious:)
She covers up her incredible curves because otherwise none of the straight men around her would get any work done.
Are matching bald spots a trend now?
Drugs. Drugs are the only explanation why she would think that is attractive.
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MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why do people say she looks bad in these photos?
When was it that she ever looked good?
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fatty fat fat
BUTTER Mooooooooo
Fat disgusting cow.
Jesus christ this bitch would be plain as hell if people knew what that body type looks like naked
Looks like Kanye missed the hole again.
It looks like she’s modeling grandma underwear, not a bathing suit.
Look at that humungous, squelchy fat ass cheek. That kevlar lycra can’t even take the job on.
Kim is a beautiful woman but this outfit is so wrong it could only have been picked out by Kanye. http://www.whorrified.ca/
Squeezing it in the center only makes the muffin tops pop out.
Her vagina looks fat. Very unflattering bottom half of that bating suit.
Am I the only one noticing, the sister who JUST HAD a kid is in better shape? Perplexing…
you could fit three supermodels and their year’s supply of coke in the vast white ocean between her belt and snatch
This whie bathing suit, wonder woman gold belt, and cover up looks like somethin her mom would wear. Why dd she put this on…
looks like she got a dick
Is she sporting a maxi-pad?
For some reason I feel like if she IS on drugs, then that would give her a few points in my book ;)
St0n3d~
she is divine..
and divine she is..