Kim Kardashian Stuffed Herself Into A Swimsuit To Soak Up That Sweet Sex Tape Press

September 25th, 2012 // 127 Comments
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For reasons that I’m sure have absolutely nothing to do with sex tape rumors floating around about her boyfriend, Kim Kardashian slapped on a swimsuit and took a stroll on the beach in front of the paparazzi yesterday because she’s an incredible businesswoman who wants people to take fashion advice from a clothing shop owner who purposely made her vulva look like it’s the size of a goddamn microwave. I really see women responding to that. “Ohmygod, I wish my gunt were the size of a punchbowl,” they’re always saying.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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    Deacon Jones
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    The width ratio of her lower to upper thigh reminds me of that blue and yellow singing alien that was in Jabba’s Palace in “Return of the Jedi.”

    • A few more lb’s and she will be Jabba. “Bring me Odom and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage” *huh huh huh*

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    Badonkadonk
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    Why is she in the water? Black guys can’t swim, she’ll never find one in there…

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    123456
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    Yeah I’d cover that massive wad of jiggling spam-lard too if I were going out in public.

  4. Carolyn

    Looks like she used a trowel to apply her makeup.

  5. Daytonadixie

    Who knew?the Michelin man has a doppelgänger …

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    Help
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    Looks like she got another chunk of her nose taken off…

  7. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    Alpha
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    She’s so pretty

  8. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    doritojoe
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    She puts the pew in pudendum.

  9. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    YEs
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    What miracle alloy is that belt made of?

  10. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    YEs
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    Why does Kourtney look like Michelle Rodriguez?

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    boozybeezy
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    is it mean to say that her body is freaking gross? a pretty face isnt everything……..stop eating black cock and maybe you will lose some weight. then again, black cock is pretty delicious:)

  12. Athr

    She covers up her incredible curves because otherwise none of the straight men around her would get any work done.

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    noone
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    Are matching bald spots a trend now?

  14. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    noone
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    Drugs. Drugs are the only explanation why she would think that is attractive.

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo

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    spartacus
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    MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  17. BSname

    Why do people say she looks bad in these photos?
    When was it that she ever looked good?

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    spartacus
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    MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    spartacus
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    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fatty fat fat

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    spartacus
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    BUTTER Mooooooooo

  21. Carl

    Fat disgusting cow.

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    ding
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    Jesus christ this bitch would be plain as hell if people knew what that body type looks like naked

  23. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Kanye missed the hole again.

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    The Royal Penis
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    It looks like she’s modeling grandma underwear, not a bathing suit.

  25. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
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    Look at that humungous, squelchy fat ass cheek. That kevlar lycra can’t even take the job on.

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    Whorrified
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    Kim is a beautiful woman but this outfit is so wrong it could only have been picked out by Kanye. http://www.whorrified.ca/

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    Ashley
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    Squeezing it in the center only makes the muffin tops pop out.

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    JANE
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    Her vagina looks fat. Very unflattering bottom half of that bating suit.

  29. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
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    Am I the only one noticing, the sister who JUST HAD a kid is in better shape? Perplexing…

  30. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
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    you could fit three supermodels and their year’s supply of coke in the vast white ocean between her belt and snatch

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    Purrlady
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    This whie bathing suit, wonder woman gold belt, and cover up looks like somethin her mom would wear. Why dd she put this on…

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    Salman
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    looks like she got a dick

  33. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
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    Is she sporting a maxi-pad?

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    Shelby
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    For some reason I feel like if she IS on drugs, then that would give her a few points in my book ;)

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    Shelby
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    St0n3d~

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    jane
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    she is divine..

  37. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    jane
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    and divine she is..

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