Kim Kardashian Stuffed Herself Into A Swimsuit To Soak Up That Sweet Sex Tape Press

September 25th, 2012 // 127 Comments
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For reasons that I’m sure have absolutely nothing to do with sex tape rumors floating around about her boyfriend, Kim Kardashian slapped on a swimsuit and took a stroll on the beach in front of the paparazzi yesterday because she’s an incredible businesswoman who wants people to take fashion advice from a clothing shop owner who purposely made her vulva look like it’s the size of a goddamn microwave. I really see women responding to that. “Ohmygod, I wish my gunt were the size of a punchbowl,” they’re always saying.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. Kourtney has two kids, one of whom she popped out recently, and she looks much better than Kim. I’d say Kim looks more and more like a tranny every day, but I don’t want to offend the trannys like that…so, I’ll just say: Moo.

    • AGame

      then dont use the term “tranny” – just sayin

      • XGL

        You are absolutely right– I’m sorry.

        I was thinking more along the lines of “tranny” being a woman that looks like a man, not an actual transsexual. But obviously, it’s still offensive. My bad.

  2. mm

    Do I look fat?

    YES!!

  3. dude

    that girl resembles a cow more every day.

  4. Jocko Johnson

    Kanye –
    This whole Kardashian infatuation is all part of some sort of performance art, right? Please?

  5. COW

    hi guys its cow,

    umm.. can you stop comparing me with her?

    its an insult to me and all cows.

    at least we are useful.

    MOO

  6. MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  7. I think she’s becoming her own caricature.

  8. noone

    Eeeeww. I mean, mooooooo.

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    AbRtFl
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    Why can’t all women look this good?

  10. USDA Prime McBeef

    I love Kim. She’s great.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      That is true, fake McBeef, you should try harder next time.

      She’s one of my favorite celebs besides Tom Cruise.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        Another fake McBeef? WTF is wrong with you weirdos? Get a life you fucking losers!

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        You need a bit more practice. Real McBeef calls people names like “dipfucks” or “cocksmokes” not “weirdos”

        Both “Choice” and “Select” McBeefs are available for trolling.

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    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    The moment she realized is time to STOP wearing a bathing suit!

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    napoupi
    Commented on this photo:

    That gut wants out…

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    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t go in the water! The sea level has risen enough already around the world.

  14. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    In this picture, she is representative of North America. The gold band represents the Mexican/USA border. The neck and above represents Canada. Everything below the gold band is violent and could possibly cause death, as it is run by evil dictators. It is also inhabited by darkly-skinned men. The head is cold and empty and not too many really care that much about it. In between represents the USA, because USA is the Tits! USA! USA! USA!

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    asdasdasd
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face is different.

  16. Frari

    oh yuck, that swimsuit is not at all flattering on her.

  17. jesse

    I would have chosen a color that would look less like a large diaper.

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    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    The sea cow is a reclusive creature. But they are known to be attracted to paparazzi and no-limit credit cards.

  19. Harry Armeny

    I love how the wrap stays on when she has a boyfriend. After breakups it’s a bikini with photo-permitted butt shots, like a bat signal to black guys.

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    jimbo
    Commented on this photo:

    i thought black was supposed to be slimming

  21. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    bruised thunder thigh – classy

  22. Jack Ketch

    MOO. GROSS. UGH. FUCK OFF.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Because the bulbous ghost look is what you want for Miami Beach.
    MOO

  24. Archie Leach

    Nasty fucking skank with no redeeming value whasoever.

    • malignant indifference

      yet, her every move is cataloged on this very site, day after friggin’ day…between this plus-sized vessel of greed, the drugged-out one (Lohan), and the other drugged-out one (Rhianna), it’s become very tiresome

  25. Runar

    She does have a talent for being outrageous and willing to do anything for money and attention. First ,the willingness( for money) to associate herself with her father’s role in the bloody knifing of a beautiful mother of two. Second, the potty porn .Third, the blatant scams she pulls. Fourth, the scam marriage. Fifth, the comparing scam marriage to cancer. This devil went to catholic school? Un-fucking-believable!

  26. mememmeme

    Lard ass plastic face.

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    guttboy
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s my kind of mons pubis…

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    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure that lap bands are not external devices.

  29. Hedgehog

    notice how she uses the coat/cloak to hide her side-saddles, and not draw attention to her gigantic ass.

  30. Mike

    EWWW, short women have the weirdest looking legs I dont care what anyone says TALL women are sexy and have great looking legs! Short women its like nature ripped them off in the limbs department it looks like shes missing at least a foot length to her legs,LOL

    • rusty beaver

      I’m 5’1 and all legs. we don’t all look like beached manatees

    • You know not of what you speak, Mike. Hayden Panetierre has pretty legs. Kim’s sister Kourtney has pretty legs. Jessica Simpson had petty legs (and may still have them…we’ll see). My daughter-in-law has pretty legs and she is 4’10″ (on a good day).

      On the other hand, short brain cells, as in your case, make some pretty stupid generalizations about short women…

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    Elle Diabla
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks the back end of a thinly veiled nursing home patient, with a surprise in the diaper for the orderly.

    Summary – Not hot. Not hot at all, KIM!

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    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    Got Mooooooooooooooooooo?

    • karlito

      has the world gone insane? how does anyone in their right mind think that this fat ugly moo cow is attractive in any way. iT’s beyond my comprehesion. i think snooky is better looking than his fugly twat. only in America can the daughter of Jabba the Hut become famous for showing her fat flabby disgusting smelly ass in a gross ” sex tape” and become a multi millionaire. it makes no sense that a whore is some sort of role model for young naive girls. who needs Al-Qaeda to destroy America when KK and her family of fame whores who will do it for attention.

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    Jezebel
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, which is the one that had two kids again? I can’t tell…

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    Pamela
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    Ew @ their legs

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    ss109
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW!! upside down muffin top. that gold things alittle tight dont’cha think?

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    sheila
    Commented on this photo:

    this picture makes me feel really, really good about myself. I’m not skinny, I do not work out, and yet – my body looks way better than hers. thanks Kim Kartrashian!

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    missyS
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    Yeah, cause she has 12 coats of paint on it. Jesus.

  38. Carl

    Fat and stupid is no way to go through life.

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    Kat
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    Her OLDER sister, who has had two kids, looks better than she does. SAD

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    Novo
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahaha, that;s a crazy huge fat-pouch she has goin’ on there and she hasn’t even had any kids. At least we’ll know she’ll be so imbalanced hormonally by the time she’s 35 we don’t have to worry about her squirting out any kids.

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    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    Kourtney >>> Kim
    Kourtney just looks at ease, which makes her attractive. Kim looks constantly aware about holding onto her coverup/coat to hide the thunder thighs and saddle bags. She just comes off as pretentious and pathetic.

  42. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
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    I’m guessing one more sex tape “scandal” before Kim move on to “reality TV my pregnancy” and eventual “A Very Special Kardashians: Kim’s Cervical Cancer”. Basically, I assume Kim’s entire lifelong career will surround her vagina.

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    The Royal Penis
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    Sweet Jesus look at that thigh meat. That’d feed a family of four in Eithiopa for a couple of months.

    • Saolam

      do they eat cow in Ethiopia?
      :)

      • JabbaTheHutt

        You’re thinking India. Ethiopians will eat a human being if it was placed before them. They are starving down there. I say stuff an apple in her mouth and serve her for supper!

  44. mrsmass

    i will stick to looking at the thumbnails on this one. can’t even bring myself to look at the full size images of this fat cunt.

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    sophie
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    just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…

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    savannah
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim is such a big at tub of lard!!

  47. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    savannah
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim is such a big fat tub of lard!!

  48. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Moooooo!
    Hey, that’s not nice. Take it back!
    ooooooM!

  49. Kim Kardashian Swimsuit Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Kourtney looks really good with full milk duds!

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    BenoitWaffle
    Commented on this photo:

    Everybody I know loves wearing an overcoat to the beach.

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