Kim Kardashian Stuffed Herself Into A Swimsuit To Soak Up That Sweet Sex Tape Press

For reasons that I’m sure have absolutely nothing to do with sex tape rumors floating around about her boyfriend, Kim Kardashian slapped on a swimsuit and took a stroll on the beach in front of the paparazzi yesterday because she’s an incredible businesswoman who wants people to take fashion advice from a clothing shop owner who purposely made her vulva look like it’s the size of a goddamn microwave. I really see women responding to that. “Ohmygod, I wish my gunt were the size of a punchbowl,” they’re always saying.

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