For reasons that I’m sure have absolutely nothing to do with sex tape rumors floating around about her boyfriend, Kim Kardashian slapped on a swimsuit and took a stroll on the beach in front of the paparazzi yesterday because she’s an incredible businesswoman who wants people to take fashion advice from a clothing shop owner who purposely made her vulva look like it’s the size of a goddamn microwave. I really see women responding to that. “Ohmygod, I wish my gunt were the size of a punchbowl,” they’re always saying.
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Kourtney has two kids, one of whom she popped out recently, and she looks much better than Kim. I’d say Kim looks more and more like a tranny every day, but I don’t want to offend the trannys like that…so, I’ll just say: Moo.
then dont use the term “tranny” – just sayin
You are absolutely right– I’m sorry.
I was thinking more along the lines of “tranny” being a woman that looks like a man, not an actual transsexual. But obviously, it’s still offensive. My bad.
Do I look fat?
YES!!
that girl resembles a cow more every day.
All that’s missing are the black spots on this outfit.
Kanye –
This whole Kardashian infatuation is all part of some sort of performance art, right? Please?
To show that Kanye has sex with farm animals?
hi guys its cow,
umm.. can you stop comparing me with her?
its an insult to me and all cows.
at least we are useful.
MOO
lol
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I think she’s becoming her own caricature.
She’s becoming the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
Eeeeww. I mean, mooooooo.
Why can’t all women look this good?
Food shortages?
Troll is funny.
You trollin’….we hatin’.
Lack of belts made of Admantium?
I love Kim. She’s great.
That is true, fake McBeef, you should try harder next time.
She’s one of my favorite celebs besides Tom Cruise.
Another fake McBeef? WTF is wrong with you weirdos? Get a life you fucking losers!
You need a bit more practice. Real McBeef calls people names like “dipfucks” or “cocksmokes” not “weirdos”
Both “Choice” and “Select” McBeefs are available for trolling.
The moment she realized is time to STOP wearing a bathing suit!
That gut wants out…
Not at all aware of the paps, noooo … vapid whore-cow.
Maybe needs a WWE Championship belt to keep all that in.
Don’t go in the water! The sea level has risen enough already around the world.
Hahaha have they started filming the Godzilla remake already?
No. Casting problems. Kim’s ass wants to do all its own stunts. But Kim and Amanda Bynes – who was originally hired for the car demolition scenes – objected.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVTyG2L3msA
In this picture, she is representative of North America. The gold band represents the Mexican/USA border. The neck and above represents Canada. Everything below the gold band is violent and could possibly cause death, as it is run by evil dictators. It is also inhabited by darkly-skinned men. The head is cold and empty and not too many really care that much about it. In between represents the USA, because USA is the Tits! USA! USA! USA!
Her face is different.
No black cocks in view?
oh yuck, that swimsuit is not at all flattering on her.
Swimsuits will like to respond to that by saying: “Oh yuck, that body is not flattering for us at all”…
There’s nothing flat on her. She’s practically the Michelin Man.
she’s probably wearing spanx under it too.
I would have chosen a color that would look less like a large diaper.
Not if your goal is to get pissed on. moooooooooo
The sea cow is a reclusive creature. But they are known to be attracted to paparazzi and no-limit credit cards.
Bahahahaha!!!!
I can hear the Hinterland’s who’s who theme song going in the background. WIN
I love how the wrap stays on when she has a boyfriend. After breakups it’s a bikini with photo-permitted butt shots, like a bat signal to black guys.
“bat signal to black guys” = coffee out of my nose
i thought black was supposed to be slimming
bruised thunder thigh – classy
MOO. GROSS. UGH. FUCK OFF.
Because the bulbous ghost look is what you want for Miami Beach.
MOO
Nasty fucking skank with no redeeming value whasoever.
yet, her every move is cataloged on this very site, day after friggin’ day…between this plus-sized vessel of greed, the drugged-out one (Lohan), and the other drugged-out one (Rhianna), it’s become very tiresome
There is a solution: Go Away.
She does have a talent for being outrageous and willing to do anything for money and attention. First ,the willingness( for money) to associate herself with her father’s role in the bloody knifing of a beautiful mother of two. Second, the potty porn .Third, the blatant scams she pulls. Fourth, the scam marriage. Fifth, the comparing scam marriage to cancer. This devil went to catholic school? Un-fucking-believable!
Lard ass plastic face.
That’s my kind of mons pubis…
I’m pretty sure that lap bands are not external devices.
notice how she uses the coat/cloak to hide her side-saddles, and not draw attention to her gigantic ass.
Thank god.
EWWW, short women have the weirdest looking legs I dont care what anyone says TALL women are sexy and have great looking legs! Short women its like nature ripped them off in the limbs department it looks like shes missing at least a foot length to her legs,LOL
I’m 5’1 and all legs. we don’t all look like beached manatees
You know not of what you speak, Mike. Hayden Panetierre has pretty legs. Kim’s sister Kourtney has pretty legs. Jessica Simpson had petty legs (and may still have them…we’ll see). My daughter-in-law has pretty legs and she is 4’10″ (on a good day).
On the other hand, short brain cells, as in your case, make some pretty stupid generalizations about short women…
Looks the back end of a thinly veiled nursing home patient, with a surprise in the diaper for the orderly.
Summary – Not hot. Not hot at all, KIM!
Got Mooooooooooooooooooo?
has the world gone insane? how does anyone in their right mind think that this fat ugly moo cow is attractive in any way. iT’s beyond my comprehesion. i think snooky is better looking than his fugly twat. only in America can the daughter of Jabba the Hut become famous for showing her fat flabby disgusting smelly ass in a gross ” sex tape” and become a multi millionaire. it makes no sense that a whore is some sort of role model for young naive girls. who needs Al-Qaeda to destroy America when KK and her family of fame whores who will do it for attention.
Wait, which is the one that had two kids again? I can’t tell…
Ew @ their legs
WOW!! upside down muffin top. that gold things alittle tight dont’cha think?
this picture makes me feel really, really good about myself. I’m not skinny, I do not work out, and yet – my body looks way better than hers. thanks Kim Kartrashian!
Yeah, cause she has 12 coats of paint on it. Jesus.
Fat and stupid is no way to go through life.
Her OLDER sister, who has had two kids, looks better than she does. SAD
Hahaha, that;s a crazy huge fat-pouch she has goin’ on there and she hasn’t even had any kids. At least we’ll know she’ll be so imbalanced hormonally by the time she’s 35 we don’t have to worry about her squirting out any kids.
Kourtney >>> Kim
Kourtney just looks at ease, which makes her attractive. Kim looks constantly aware about holding onto her coverup/coat to hide the thunder thighs and saddle bags. She just comes off as pretentious and pathetic.
Well to me they both are very ugly.
I’m guessing one more sex tape “scandal” before Kim move on to “reality TV my pregnancy” and eventual “A Very Special Kardashians: Kim’s Cervical Cancer”. Basically, I assume Kim’s entire lifelong career will surround her vagina.
Sweet Jesus look at that thigh meat. That’d feed a family of four in Eithiopa for a couple of months.
do they eat cow in Ethiopia?
:)
You’re thinking India. Ethiopians will eat a human being if it was placed before them. They are starving down there. I say stuff an apple in her mouth and serve her for supper!
i will stick to looking at the thumbnails on this one. can’t even bring myself to look at the full size images of this fat cunt.
Objects that are Kim Kardashian’s ass in your monitor are larger than they appear.
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
We’re gonna need a bigger set of spanx.
Kim is such a big at tub of lard!!
Kim is such a big fat tub of lard!!
Moooooo!
Hey, that’s not nice. Take it back!
ooooooM!
Kourtney looks really good with full milk duds!
Everybody I know loves wearing an overcoat to the beach.
Hahahaha, right?!