For reasons that I’m sure have absolutely nothing to do with sex tape rumors floating around about her boyfriend, Kim Kardashian slapped on a swimsuit and took a stroll on the beach in front of the paparazzi yesterday because she’s an incredible businesswoman who wants people to take fashion advice from a clothing shop owner who purposely made her vulva look like it’s the size of a goddamn microwave. I really see women responding to that. “Ohmygod, I wish my gunt were the size of a punchbowl,” they’re always saying.
Kim Kardashian Stuffed Herself Into A Swimsuit To Soak Up That Sweet Sex Tape Press
September 25th, 2012 // 127 Comments