Kim Kardashian Dressed Like Slave Leia For Kanye

September 16th, 2011 // 132 Comments

Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s bikini from Return of the Jedi. And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a black guy, and there’s a camera in the room.” So basically the most natural and effortless thing anyone at Jim Henson Studios had ever seen in their lives. When reached for comment, they were quoted as saying, “God, we’re whores, such dirty, dirty whores. How can we ever look those children in the eyes again?”

WARNING: Video contains Muppet penis. No, really.

UPDATE: And Viacom yanked it already. Of course.

Photos: YouTube

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    GuidotheRed
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots” Yep, the photo tag says it all.

  2. Snarky Queen

    LOOK AT THAT BACKFAT!!! The rolls! My God, the rolls! They’re strangely hypnotic! Don’t get too close lest you fall in!

  3. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry, but my keen sense of smell tells me that someone’s already marked his territory on you.”

  4. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Down here, I’m getting a sound like the ocean against my ear.”

  5. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “My name is Luke Skyywalker. I’m here to be as nasty as I wanna be.”
    “That joke would have been funny 20 years ago, but no one’s gonna get that today.”

  6. Whyask

    Carrie Fisher didn’t need a weed-whacker to shave her bikini line.

  7. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    Dingo
    Commented on this photo:

    WILL WHORE FOR ATTENTION

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    gorillaporn
    Commented on this photo:

    ugh …lil gorilla midget with short arms & legs …
    FUGLY MAN !

  9. gorillaporn

    that is one ugly lil short legged smurf . ugh ! that lard ass needs its own wheelbarrow .
    how long can a high heels hold that ass up off the floor …
    ewwwwww dirty lookin too !
    just goes to show all the money in the world can’t stop a person from lookin’ CHEAPup

  10. Mostafa smith

    Kim Kardashian Look like a princess.I like her Princess.She is appearing in the latest Comedy Film.
    http://forum.4xperia.ru/member.php?13620-Rejoila

  11. .............................

    “And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a black guy, and there’s a camera in the room.””

    THIS SUMS IT UP.

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    Bball
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    Thought her rack would look bigger than this.

  13. Jack Slater

    I wouldn’t like her even if she did porn. Oh, wait…

  14. Ugh…the Leia slave bikini is so fucking played out. It’s irritating how people seem to think that if they throw on that costume they automatically become geek wank material. Please, while that may have been true 15 years ago, the internet keeps marching on. By this point anyone who might have been interested in that has seen enough photo-realistic fakes and fan art of geeky stuff so far beyond the pale that the bikini barely even registers.

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    Mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Feed her to the Rancor.

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    Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, it’s certainly easier to take a golden shower in that thing

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    lmao
    Commented on this photo:

    how many side rolls is that?

  18. Stephy

    Her fat ass is all over the internet these days

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    LAUREN
    Commented on this photo:

    her hair is wrong it shoud be put down and braided

  20. robs

    Princess Leia was beautiful, Kim K. is just slutty and tough looking. She looks just like her yough looking mother. They both need to lay off the make-up, and Kim needs to start dressing her age. She is more anoying than Paris Hilton….I didnt think that was possible. I hope her ass implants explode one day…on national television!!

  21. Darnell "the Truth " Jackson

    Princess Playia

  22. Tootles

    Fat ugly camel faced cunt. Words can’t express how much I hate this human urinal.

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    josh
    Commented on this photo:

    marriage weight gain has begun.

  24. Dog

    Viacom eat a d@&k

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    Jillia
    Commented on this photo:

    Christ on a crutch, she looks fucking awful. Sorry Kim, you may think you’re hot shit that can pull anything off, but this is one look you definitely fail at.

  26. anonym

    kim k will look awful at 40…… like her mother.

    gotta work that back fat too.
    i see how that bra is squeezing all that fat over there

  27. amIevil

    Jabba the Hut lost.

  28. Davin

    I like her thick, I want to fuck her fat ass so hard! Why are people always slagging off on the thick girls?

  29. Carl P.

    Old K. K…hanging out with Black Dudes again…what does hubby think of it? You know West won’t turn her down if the situation presented itself…

  30. ameerco1953

    ameerco

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    ForSure
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks soft. like clouds of marshmallows.

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    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she shooting another porno? Star Wars themed?

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    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like somebody “Dreamscaped” into my head.

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    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    She sure loves taking pictures of herself…

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    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    Back Fat Kimmy

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    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    Everytime she makes those eyes, I always think of the scene where she’s blowing Ray J and looking into the camera…Sorry, Kim, brought it on yourself!

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    johng
    Commented on this photo:

    what a disgusting fat pig

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    DonaldDUCK
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    DonaldDUCK
    Commented on this photo:

    ^LOL

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    WILL fARELISE
    Commented on this photo:

    a FAT WHITE BITCH TRYING TO BE A FAT BLACK WOMAN IF ANYONE CAN PULL IT OFF ITS kUM kARDASHIAN wHAT A PORKCHOP

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    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Once this woman has her first child, she’s going to be bigger than Jessica Simpson, and I’m not talking about popularity.

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Come here stormtrooper, and piss in my mouth

  43. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    and I thought George Lucas ruined Star Wars for me…

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    sosickofkk
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s one thing for people to have surgical work done, but it’s when they deny the obvious. that is what i find most annoying about her is that she is such a liar. she makes it too easy for people to hate her

  45. ramzy

    she’s the best im slave for her

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