Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s bikini from Return of the Jedi. And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a black guy, and there’s a camera in the room.” So basically the most natural and effortless thing anyone at Jim Henson Studios had ever seen in their lives. When reached for comment, they were quoted as saying, “God, we’re whores, such dirty, dirty whores. How can we ever look those children in the eyes again?”
WARNING: Video contains Muppet penis. No, really.
UPDATE: And Viacom yanked it already. Of course.
Photos: YouTube
“Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots” Yep, the photo tag says it all.
LOOK AT THAT BACKFAT!!! The rolls! My God, the rolls! They’re strangely hypnotic! Don’t get too close lest you fall in!
okay, I hate her, but that comment is ridiculous. It is SKIN
“Sorry, but my keen sense of smell tells me that someone’s already marked his territory on you.”
“Down here, I’m getting a sound like the ocean against my ear.”
“My name is Luke Skyywalker. I’m here to be as nasty as I wanna be.”
“That joke would have been funny 20 years ago, but no one’s gonna get that today.”
Carrie Fisher didn’t need a weed-whacker to shave her bikini line.
WILL WHORE FOR ATTENTION
ugh …lil gorilla midget with short arms & legs …
FUGLY MAN !
You’re talking about Kim, right?
that is one ugly lil short legged smurf . ugh ! that lard ass needs its own wheelbarrow .
how long can a high heels hold that ass up off the floor …
ewwwwww dirty lookin too !
just goes to show all the money in the world can’t stop a person from lookin’ CHEAPup
Kim Kardashian Look like a princess.I like her Princess.She is appearing in the latest Comedy Film.
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“And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a black guy, and there’s a camera in the room.””
THIS SUMS IT UP.
Thought her rack would look bigger than this.
I wouldn’t like her even if she did porn. Oh, wait…
Ugh…the Leia slave bikini is so fucking played out. It’s irritating how people seem to think that if they throw on that costume they automatically become geek wank material. Please, while that may have been true 15 years ago, the internet keeps marching on. By this point anyone who might have been interested in that has seen enough photo-realistic fakes and fan art of geeky stuff so far beyond the pale that the bikini barely even registers.
Feed her to the Rancor.
Well, it’s certainly easier to take a golden shower in that thing
how many side rolls is that?
i know right. where the hell was her famous photoshop people?
Her fat ass is all over the internet these days
her hair is wrong it shoud be put down and braided
Princess Leia was beautiful, Kim K. is just slutty and tough looking. She looks just like her yough looking mother. They both need to lay off the make-up, and Kim needs to start dressing her age. She is more anoying than Paris Hilton….I didnt think that was possible. I hope her ass implants explode one day…on national television!!
Princess Playia
Fat ugly camel faced cunt. Words can’t express how much I hate this human urinal.
I think you did an outstanding job.
marriage weight gain has begun.
Viacom eat a d@&k
Christ on a crutch, she looks fucking awful. Sorry Kim, you may think you’re hot shit that can pull anything off, but this is one look you definitely fail at.
kim k will look awful at 40…… like her mother.
gotta work that back fat too.
i see how that bra is squeezing all that fat over there
Jabba the Hut lost.
I like her thick, I want to fuck her fat ass so hard! Why are people always slagging off on the thick girls?
Old K. K…hanging out with Black Dudes again…what does hubby think of it? You know West won’t turn her down if the situation presented itself…
ameerco
she looks soft. like clouds of marshmallows.
Is she shooting another porno? Star Wars themed?
It’s like somebody “Dreamscaped” into my head.
She sure loves taking pictures of herself…
Back Fat Kimmy
Everytime she makes those eyes, I always think of the scene where she’s blowing Ray J and looking into the camera…Sorry, Kim, brought it on yourself!
what a disgusting fat pig
MOOOOOOOOOOOO
^LOL
a FAT WHITE BITCH TRYING TO BE A FAT BLACK WOMAN IF ANYONE CAN PULL IT OFF ITS kUM kARDASHIAN wHAT A PORKCHOP
Once this woman has her first child, she’s going to be bigger than Jessica Simpson, and I’m not talking about popularity.
Come here stormtrooper, and piss in my mouth
and I thought George Lucas ruined Star Wars for me…
it’s one thing for people to have surgical work done, but it’s when they deny the obvious. that is what i find most annoying about her is that she is such a liar. she makes it too easy for people to hate her
she’s the best im slave for her