Kim Kardashian Dressed Like Slave Leia For Kanye

September 16th, 2011 // 132 Comments

Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s bikini from Return of the Jedi. And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a black guy, and there’s a camera in the room.” So basically the most natural and effortless thing anyone at Jim Henson Studios had ever seen in their lives. When reached for comment, they were quoted as saying, “God, we’re whores, such dirty, dirty whores. How can we ever look those children in the eyes again?”

WARNING: Video contains Muppet penis. No, really.

UPDATE: And Viacom yanked it already. Of course.

Photos: YouTube

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  1. lily

    oh kim…when are you going to go away? not soon enough.

  2. She sat in front of a naked Khloe for the full effect.

  3. Jon

    On a good day she looks like Jessica Alba.. a bustier curvier version. On a bad day she looks like her mother.

  4. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    My having trouble putting my light saber down.

    • sosickofkk

      she probably didn’t have any trouble putting the light saber in her fat ass. shit, you can fit darth vader up there too

  5. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Aren’t you a little black for a stormtrooper?

  6. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    Keno
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re right…I can smell it too…”

  7. TomFrank

    Kanye said, “I’m a black guy, and there’s a camera in the room,” and Kim showed up with clothes on? Maybe she HAS matured.

    • TomFrank

      Also, there’s supposed to be just two fabric panels in the Slave Leia costume, leaving the thighs exposed, but these pics show the fabric wrapping around completely. It looks like she’s wearing a peasant skirt.

      So Kim FAILS at Slave Leia. But we all know why Kim dressed this way: Leia didn’t have an ass the size of Tattooine.

  8. Ben Dover

    no amount of drugs can erase that picture out of my mind
    yikes, please go away

  9. Venom

    Does she get peed on in this video? Because if she did not, I am not clicking play.

  10. CranAppleSnapple

    They forgot to unplug a hose last time they sucked the fat.

  11. Jimmy

    I like that the original slave Leia costume has the purple loin cloth thing only in the front and back but Kim has hers going all the way around. Self conscious about your fat ass much?

    • chaz's tampon string

      No one wants to see that profile, and she knows it! fuckin thing looks like a full “bag-a-bug” w/o the aid of very strong fabric to support it

  12. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    luciddreamer99
    Commented on this photo:

    Regardless of ethnicity, the Stormtrooper’s aim is still no better than a small child’s.

  13. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    luciddreamer99
    Commented on this photo:

    Star Wars Episode 2a: Attack of the Ass-Clowns

  14. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    luciddreamer99
    Commented on this photo:

    A couple months from now, that puppet will be selling malt liquor. “Gets ‘em every time!”

  15. Clarence Beeks

    I am so tired of her and her fat ass.

  16. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t remember Jobba the Hut dressing Leia in a moo moo bottom

  17. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    luciddreamer99
    Commented on this photo:

    “These are the droids you’re looking for.”

  18. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    luciddreamer99
    Commented on this photo:

    Kardashian laments that she has slept with worse.

  19. Jack

    She was there to help them introduce a new Muppet, “Tayshawn Tinkles”, a pro athlete who teaches kids how to handle urine accidents.

  20. zomgbie

    for some reason she seems very fond of 3cpee-o.

  21. Obi Wan Kenobi

    That’s no moon…. its an ass!

  22. Anon

    Her ethnicity makes her look a lot more like a real sex slave than Leia did, and a lot more slutty. Kind of weird. Also — I bet she’s never even seen Star Wars. I can’t stand this woman.

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    bill
    Commented on this photo:

    Slave leah had different hair… fail

  24. jswole

    man she is just not attractive…i mean you can get any women off the street and spend 20k in beauty products and they would look better then this chick

  25. Jonus

    Wrong Leia hair style. You can’t just mix and match with an iconic character like that. /nerdrant

  26. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    nerdgasm!

  27. mupp

    She has the cold dead eyes of a shark…..

  28. Cock Dr

    I thought that nothing could further debase this once noble franchise. Hasn’t G. Lucas been fingerpainting shit onto it now for how many years?
    I was wrong.

    • Dan

      +1 Cock Dr.

      And just when I thought I couldn’t agree with you more than I do, you surprise me.

      G. Lucas is fucking up Star Wars again.

      It has to stop.

      Oh, and fuck Kim Kardashian. I think Sarah Palin should replace her. They both like black guys.

  29. She's not Leia

    You dumb bastards, she’s dressed up like Jabba the Hutt, not Leia.

    Hope you don’t call yourselves “Star Wars” fans.

  30. JN

    Still bothered by Kim’s love for the brothers, are you? LOL!

    • Lydia

      it’s not a love for “brothers” it’s that her holes are soo loose anything but ugly black dick wouldn’t feel anything.

  31. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    Grinder
    Commented on this photo:

    PUKE …

  32. Rufus

    Kimmie K., America’s favourite brand of urinal cake. Look for it wherever you buy Ripple and MadDog 20/20.

  33. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    Sweenis McFrecklenut
    Commented on this photo:

    Whats going on with her face?

  34. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    sam
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like the bra is going to puncture one of her big fake silicone titties

  35. Buddy the Elf

    She would do anything for a camera and chance to wear something trashy and get noticed. What a fantastic wife – no doubt Mr Irrelevant wants a do over on that marriage.

  36. Help

    Hey Kim, try a bigger size next time. Your silicone-stuffed tits are testing the gravitational limits of that bikini.

    • Snarky Queen

      They actually sagged into it. It’s the backfat rolls which are testing the clasp on the back of that bikini. *Shudder*

    • Jock McCrock

      haha, and the metal pressing into the silicone really shows how fake her tits look (and must feel)

  37. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    kimsux
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim, your back fat is disgusting.

  38. dotmatrix

    It’s Leia from the front, but turn around and bend over, dear: Jabba the Hutt!

  39. What a retard

    “Obi wan kenobi, you’re our only hope! Now, let me suck you off & then you can piss all over me… c’mon, piss on me, baby!”

  40. You just have to know that without waxing, she’d be more Wookie than Leia.

  41. ravn

    She should’ve done the Death Star..

    • Dr Ha-Ha

      Her ass is the Death Star – that channel the X-Wing Fighters travel down to the target zone is her butt crack, and the thermal exhaust port they drop the proton torpedoes down, is her starfish.

  42. stevebeagle

    GO AWAY !!
    for the love of God !
    GO AWAY !!

  43. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the puppeteer I feel sorry for. Nobody should have to spend a whole working day with their face there.

  44. Frank Burns

    George Lucas had nearly ended my fondness I had for the Star Wars series, but KK and KW have put the nails in the coffin.

  45. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Puppet Show Alligator Boots
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    This proves She has had work Done!

  46. “Ok, I’m ready for the scene where Jabba pisses on Leia”

  47. Jack Michaelson

    The muppet is blatantly saying to Kanye “Aren’t you a little bit black for a stormtrooper?”

  48. Will

    Is the Khloebacca photo shoot next?

  49. Keith

    You shoulda annotated this gallery like you did the one for Palin

  50. Jeff in St Louis

    Hey check it out, she’s Jabba the Butt

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