Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s bikini from Return of the Jedi. And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a black guy, and there’s a camera in the room.” So basically the most natural and effortless thing anyone at Jim Henson Studios had ever seen in their lives. When reached for comment, they were quoted as saying, “God, we’re whores, such dirty, dirty whores. How can we ever look those children in the eyes again?”
WARNING: Video contains Muppet penis. No, really.
UPDATE: And Viacom yanked it already. Of course.
Photos: YouTube
oh kim…when are you going to go away? not soon enough.
+1, kk looks like Princess Jasmine if she ate a 50-gallon drum of cottage cheese
AHAHAHA
True true true she looks awful…
LAME LAME LAME… these folks need to wrap it up.
Bleh, rather have the original
She sat in front of a naked Khloe for the full effect.
+1
HAHA… nice…
awesome.
On a good day she looks like Jessica Alba.. a bustier curvier version. On a bad day she looks like her mother.
My having trouble putting my light saber down.
she probably didn’t have any trouble putting the light saber in her fat ass. shit, you can fit darth vader up there too
Aren’t you a little black for a stormtrooper?
Ha!
“You’re right…I can smell it too…”
Kanye said, “I’m a black guy, and there’s a camera in the room,” and Kim showed up with clothes on? Maybe she HAS matured.
Also, there’s supposed to be just two fabric panels in the Slave Leia costume, leaving the thighs exposed, but these pics show the fabric wrapping around completely. It looks like she’s wearing a peasant skirt.
So Kim FAILS at Slave Leia. But we all know why Kim dressed this way: Leia didn’t have an ass the size of Tattooine.
That’s no moon.
no amount of drugs can erase that picture out of my mind
yikes, please go away
Does she get peed on in this video? Because if she did not, I am not clicking play.
They forgot to unplug a hose last time they sucked the fat.
I like that the original slave Leia costume has the purple loin cloth thing only in the front and back but Kim has hers going all the way around. Self conscious about your fat ass much?
No one wants to see that profile, and she knows it! fuckin thing looks like a full “bag-a-bug” w/o the aid of very strong fabric to support it
Regardless of ethnicity, the Stormtrooper’s aim is still no better than a small child’s.
Star Wars Episode 2a: Attack of the Ass-Clowns
A couple months from now, that puppet will be selling malt liquor. “Gets ‘em every time!”
I am so tired of her and her fat ass.
I don’t remember Jobba the Hut dressing Leia in a moo moo bottom
“These are the droids you’re looking for.”
Kardashian laments that she has slept with worse.
She was there to help them introduce a new Muppet, “Tayshawn Tinkles”, a pro athlete who teaches kids how to handle urine accidents.
for some reason she seems very fond of 3cpee-o.
That’s no moon…. its an ass!
Lol. This made me laugh, alone, in my apartment…
Her ethnicity makes her look a lot more like a real sex slave than Leia did, and a lot more slutty. Kind of weird. Also — I bet she’s never even seen Star Wars. I can’t stand this woman.
it’s like they needed a stand-in for Carrie Fisher and slapped a costume on a housekeeper
You wouldn’t want to see Carrie Fisher in the slave outfit today, trust me.
If you had enough of the right drugs, I bet she could be bribed.
Slave leah had different hair… fail
man she is just not attractive…i mean you can get any women off the street and spend 20k in beauty products and they would look better then this chick
Wrong Leia hair style. You can’t just mix and match with an iconic character like that. /nerdrant
Good catch! I didn’t pick up on how wrong the hairdo was.
good point. This is like if Chewbacca was wearing the exact same thing for three movies straight.
wait…
hehehehehe
They did the same thing in Friends The bun does not go with the bikini
nerdgasm!
She has the cold dead eyes of a shark…..
I thought that nothing could further debase this once noble franchise. Hasn’t G. Lucas been fingerpainting shit onto it now for how many years?
I was wrong.
+1 Cock Dr.
And just when I thought I couldn’t agree with you more than I do, you surprise me.
G. Lucas is fucking up Star Wars again.
It has to stop.
Oh, and fuck Kim Kardashian. I think Sarah Palin should replace her. They both like black guys.
You dumb bastards, she’s dressed up like Jabba the Hutt, not Leia.
Hope you don’t call yourselves “Star Wars” fans.
you don’t actually know who Jabba the Hutt is…do you?
I think he meant to say Chubby the Slut
I was gonna say Jabba The Butt.
Still bothered by Kim’s love for the brothers, are you? LOL!
it’s not a love for “brothers” it’s that her holes are soo loose anything but ugly black dick wouldn’t feel anything.
PUKE …
Kimmie K., America’s favourite brand of urinal cake. Look for it wherever you buy Ripple and MadDog 20/20.
Whats going on with her face?
It looks like the bra is going to puncture one of her big fake silicone titties
She would do anything for a camera and chance to wear something trashy and get noticed. What a fantastic wife – no doubt Mr Irrelevant wants a do over on that marriage.
Hey Kim, try a bigger size next time. Your silicone-stuffed tits are testing the gravitational limits of that bikini.
They actually sagged into it. It’s the backfat rolls which are testing the clasp on the back of that bikini. *Shudder*
haha, and the metal pressing into the silicone really shows how fake her tits look (and must feel)
Kim, your back fat is disgusting.
It’s Leia from the front, but turn around and bend over, dear: Jabba the Hutt!
hahahahahaha
“Obi wan kenobi, you’re our only hope! Now, let me suck you off & then you can piss all over me… c’mon, piss on me, baby!”
You just have to know that without waxing, she’d be more Wookie than Leia.
I LOLed.
She should’ve done the Death Star..
Her ass is the Death Star – that channel the X-Wing Fighters travel down to the target zone is her butt crack, and the thermal exhaust port they drop the proton torpedoes down, is her starfish.
GO AWAY !!
for the love of God !
GO AWAY !!
It’s the puppeteer I feel sorry for. Nobody should have to spend a whole working day with their face there.
Hope he filed a grievance.
George Lucas had nearly ended my fondness I had for the Star Wars series, but KK and KW have put the nails in the coffin.
This proves She has had work Done!
“Ok, I’m ready for the scene where Jabba pisses on Leia”
The hell with that! I vote for the Rancor! Much better chance of drowning the bitch!
The muppet is blatantly saying to Kanye “Aren’t you a little bit black for a stormtrooper?”
Is the Khloebacca photo shoot next?
You shoulda annotated this gallery like you did the one for Palin
Hey check it out, she’s Jabba the Butt