Kim Kardashian Can Really Open Her Mouth Wide For Some Reason

July 1st, 2014 // 31 Comments
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I’m going to shoot it to you straight, folks. We’re barreling toward a holiday weekend, so there is next to jackshit happening which is why you’re looking at Kim Kardashian stuffing her face which used to be something the paparazzi would’ve never dreamed of doing because they hate physical comedy, but this is at least the second time in under a week which means her empire is crumbling beneath her hooves. More importantly, side-boob, holy cow! It’s like a boob – but from the side! Everybody click on it, so it looks like I didn’t write this from a hammock. (You swore an oath.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. kunta kinte

    B L A C K _ P E E

  2. Deacon Jones
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    I’ve never want to hate fuck someone more than her

    • Ian

      Considering the number of people she’s been with; including rappers, 10% of the NBA, herpes Hillton, and her love for golden showers & all things going into or coming out of her ass; you would spend the rest of your life inside a Level IV bio-hazard chamber, on a regime of antibiotics that are just as toxic as the pathogens this cum dumpster is carrying.

  3. rob
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    filthy Arab whore

    • Jimmy

      Dude, let me guess, life’s not working out so great for you, so you picked an enemy so you don’t have to confront your own failures.

  4. Dark Pleasures

    This is just like that episode in V,
    where she ate a lizard in one bite.
    I guess a “black trouser snake”
    would be considered a lizard too.

  5. JC
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    The percentage of side boob showing is way too low to offset the always-present vacant stare.

  6. Cock Dr
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    She married Kanye West, I don’t know who to feel more sorry for.
    The baby is the ultimate victim, along with innocent cable subscribers all over.

  7. She gets anti-cellulite therapy on odd weeks, and mouth-stretch-mark-removal on evens.

  8. Margaret
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    grooOOOOooooss. So gross.

  9. Spleen
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    Some snakes have double hinged jaws allowing them to swallow objects much larger than themselves.

  10. brian
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    I’d kill to get sucked off by her!

  11. dennis
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    She does eat ugly. Someone should tell her she can take smaller bites but I guess when you are fighting fat ass syndrome you can’t help but down everything as fast as you can.

  12. anonymous
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    Oh damn! Someone actually let some un-retouched photos of Kim reach the internet. Someone’s lost their job.

  13. anonym
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    looks like typical mexican

  14. anonym
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    this will get photoshopped in no time.

  15. “Kimberley, I told you to blow the dog, not to eat his penis.”

  16. Commented on this photo:

    I can’t hack this silly moo, but in all fairness, it’s just about impossible to look good while you’re eating.

  17. Andreaus Doctorman
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  18. AndreDoctorman
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    Open wide, DONKEY FACE. Bray!

  19. Commented on this photo:

    “I wonder if I can stuff two at the same time? Minion! Hand me a second fork!”

  20. Commented on this photo:

    If you look really closely, you can see the little alien sticking out of her mouth grabbing the food.

  21. the truth

    i gotta take a piss.

  22. Juano

    The more work she has done, the more she looks like a really bad Cher impersonator.

  23. Jerri

    Tommy lee stretched out her mouth too! Or it coulda been justin biebers fat ass cock!

  24. I’m surprised the plastic stretches that much.

  25. Widowmaker_55
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    Can’t even pretend that they’re real.

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