Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Belongs To The Peoples!

September 6th, 2011 // 94 Comments

The battle for control of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape just took a turn into Double Penetration Communism Town because now PornHub has tossed in a bid and plan to offer the infamous video for free to its audience which will probably be bored to tears by this thing because have you been on PornHub lately? I once saw a dude bang a Pterodactyl on there. This morning. TMZ reports:

But now Pornhub.com, which bills itself as the largest adult website on the planet, wants in on the action. In a letter to Vivid head man Steven Hirsch, the site says they are willing to offer $5 million for the tape … considerably less than the $30 million Hirsch is asking for.
The site — which is 100% free — says they “respectfully disagree” with Hirsch’s value of the tape, stating they feel the DVD market is “dying” and online is where it’s at.

I honestly don’t know how to read this entire situation because there are two very distinct possibilities as to what’s happening here: Either Steve Hirsch is trying to gin up more publicity for the tape after it made a killing thanks to Kim’s wedding, or she’s literally trying to buy this thing back and sweep it under the rug. Granted, I shouldn’t rule out the chance that the Kardashians themselves are milking this for attention, but at the end of the day, these people genuinely believe Kim is famous because of her star power and not at all because Ray J peed on her. So, it only makes sense they’d want to destroy any evidence to the contrary which is why it’s important that you always handle the following exchange exactly like I had to the other day with my own father. True story:

Why is Kim Kardashian even famous? Who is she?
She leaked her own sex tape.

That’s it?
That’s it.

Does she sing or anything? Act in movies?
Just leaked a sex tape.

And that’s all?
That’s all.

Wow. And you write about this stuff for a living?
What? No, I’m a doctor. Haha, writing about Kim Kardashian. You.

Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. LOU

    KIM IS FAMOUS…BECAUSE SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON EARTH, PERIOD

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    otto hedrick
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    sorry Kim you knees will not ever make it, Just do head shots, ok?

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    John
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    If you’re a woman who wants to use what they got to get what they want . I wouldn’t know about that thuogh. I guess porn stars in 2011 are good for more than one thing. Once she closes her legs, her careers over. We should be scared that people actually look up to her. .

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    sosickofkk
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    pretty dress, but there is a slut in it

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    Karti
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    Hi Cora,Congratulations! I hope this leads to even bigger and beettr things for you.I suppose people will start to think you’re a Kardashian now too. )Best wishes,Robert Jensen(that photographer guy)

  7. clickBait101

    so…we can all agree she’s still a vacuous lard ass realized as a talentless externality upon our society, right (see: her recent selfie aka contribution to bro spank banks everywhere because nothing says class like a selfie of yr ass)?

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