Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Has A Virtual Reality Version
The sole, 100% only reason Kanye West married Kim Kardashian was so he could act out her sex tape in real life. And now for the low introductory price of $119.97 a year, you too can live like the most annoying rapper in the world that everybody hates. FOX News reports:
A porn studio has made a virtual reality version of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape which lets viewers join in with the action.
Vivid Entertainment has unveiled a new “experience” which brings the famous sex flick to life using the latest immersive technology.
In the video, the viewer finds themselves sitting on a bed watching the Kardashian sex tape.
After watching the real Kim in action, a lookalike steps into shot and begins to, erm, perform for the helmet-wearing viewer.
“Hi there, I like your room,” she says.
An alien ship hovering above Earth in the not-too-distant future:
“Glapnar, what did you find?”
“They discovered VR porn, sir. It’s over.”
“Sonofabitch. Alright, nuke the whole thing. Let’s start over with the next batch.”
Millions of years later:
“VR porn again, sir.”
“Jesus! No light speed travel? No advanced breakthroughs in medicine?”
“Nope. Just a whole lot of jerking it with a helmet on.”
“Are we doing something wrong?”
“I’m pretty sure it was giving them dicks, sir.”
“Dicks, huh? Interesting…”
Another millions of years later:
“Larzon, welcome ba- holy shit, who are you? How did you fly up here?”
“We are the Women of Earth, and we claim this vessel in the name of our laser-powered empire. Now tell us which curtains you think would look best on it!”
“No, dammit, no. This is the worse than the porn! WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!”
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