Just some quick background before I get into covering the most obvious fact ever posted on this site: Kris Humphries is fucking terrible at dating women. Just terrible. So right now he’s currently embroiled in a legal battle with Myla Sinanaj his rebound from Kim Kardashian who’s selling everything she found out during her relationship with Kris including private texts that claim Kris Jenner practically directed Kim Kardashian’s sex tape which I don’t think anyone didn’t already assume. TMZ reports:
Kris Humphries trashed Kim Kardashian and her family in conversations and text messages to his former girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj … telling her Kris Jenner not only directed Kim to shoot her sex tape, but to re-shoot because Kris J didn’t think the first one was pretty enough.
“Honey, sit down, let’s talk. (Love what you did with your hair, by the way, you’re such a princess.) So remember how I made you and Ray J fuck on camera like Paris did so I, I mean you can get famous- Ohmygod, are you crying? Are you seriously crying already? Christ, here’s a tissue. — I’m sorry, I should be more sensitive, I just hate genuine human emotion. Cookie? So, listen, it was good, but not great, so I’m going to need you to shoot it again. Only this time I’ll work the camera myself and hold up cue cards which you will follow to the letter or I’ll shoot the two of you in the back of the goddamn skull, okay? Good talk. Love you!”