Just some quick background before I get into covering the most obvious fact ever posted on this site: Kris Humphries is fucking terrible at dating women. Just terrible. So right now he’s currently embroiled in a legal battle with Myla Sinanaj his rebound from Kim Kardashian who’s selling everything she found out during her relationship with Kris including private texts that claim Kris Jenner practically directed Kim Kardashian’s sex tape which I don’t think anyone didn’t already assume. TMZ reports:
Kris Humphries trashed Kim Kardashian and her family in conversations and text messages to his former girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj … telling her Kris Jenner not only directed Kim to shoot her sex tape, but to re-shoot because Kris J didn’t think the first one was pretty enough.
“Honey, sit down, let’s talk. (Love what you did with your hair, by the way, you’re such a princess.) So remember how I made you and Ray J fuck on camera like Paris did so I, I mean you can get famous- Ohmygod, are you crying? Are you seriously crying already? Christ, here’s a tissue. — I’m sorry, I should be more sensitive, I just hate genuine human emotion. Cookie? So, listen, it was good, but not great, so I’m going to need you to shoot it again. Only this time I’ll work the camera myself and hold up cue cards which you will follow to the letter or I’ll shoot the two of you in the back of the goddamn skull, okay? Good talk. Love you!”
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Kris H is so stupid. I totally believe it tho. That family is gross. Except for Khloe. I like her.
There’s a Wookiee lover in our midst!
She almost always treated as the outsider and out of all of them, she seems like the most ‘real’…probably as a function of her always being the outsider (for obvious reasons).
You know what would really piss that family off? Putting her up on a pedestal and ignoring the rest of them.
I agree with you. But Khloe is the family douche. She sticks up for her sisters but they never stick up for her. They don’t have her back at all. They use her. I like Khloe but I wish she would love herself enough to take care of her own best interest a little more than working so hard for her family’s acceptance.
Khloe you’ve got the money now. Take it and run. Be happy!
What would have been awesome would be if Kris had directed her to act like she, you know, likes fucking. Instead of just laying there like a corpse. Which is what she did.
At least that’s what I heard, I certainly didn’t see it or anything.
Which makes me think this is actually true. Having your mom behind the camera directing your shame fest must be a serious buzz kill to the moment. Yeeeesh.
Kris Jenner: “Damn it, Ray J, why is your piss so orange? It looks disgusting on camera! Would it kill you to stay hydrated? Go drink a couple liters of water and then get your ass back here so we can try this again.”
Kris J: “Cut! Stop…. Kim you’re not doing it like I taught you. Remember last night when you practiced on Bruce? Here, let me show you one more time [turns off the vidcam]. Now you take the cock like this [Kris takes it in her mouth with no hands] and then you lick it all around the tip. See how I’m doing it?”
Kim: “Ok mom, now I remember.”
Ray J: “Aww, aw shit, I’mma bust this nut.” [accidentally shoots his load all Kris Jenner's mouth]
Kris J: [after swallowing] “Now lets break for dinner then wrap this fucker. Vivid is gonna have a fit if this isn’t done by tomorrow.”
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That sounds better than the actual video.
Well done, Mr/s Bubble, well done.
Lmfao, that was hilarious.
It’s great that nothing is unbelievable when it comes to this band of whores.
I’m starting to think this girl is only famous for being hated. I mean yes, I get it, she’s repulsive but let’s stop giving this family the attention (and money) they definitely don’t deserve. Perhaps, if they fade into oblivion Ryan Seacrest and his fucktard top 40 & American Idol will follow suit. Two birds!
Kris Jenner really is genuinely Evil. Capital “E”, soulless, sociopathic Evil. Because if Conscience were in any way present, directing one’s daughter in a porn movie would have to kick it into high gear like little else imaginable. But since it didn’t, the only logical conclusion it that particular space in KJ’s mind is empty, and that leaves us with a textbook Sociopath with control over cable television programming. And how Mr. Wheaties Box hasn’t hung himself yet, I’ll never know.
OR he’s a fucking genius who has just found a loophole in his non disclosure agreement whereby he can say what he likes about the Kardashians to this new mouthpiece, who’ll tell it to anyone who’ll listen, while he feigns outrage. Added bonus? Anything that comes out this way, seems even more credible because it’s a “secret”.
So he can basically make up any shit he likes, tell a vacuous fame whore (wait, no, not that one, a NEW one) and no one’ll doubt it.
Uh, Kris Humphries could never be accused of being a genius. So your theory is really debunked from the get-go.
But you forget that he works for a genius (who happens to like Kris). You think that a Russian Billionaire got to be a Russian Billionaire without destroying a few folks along the way?
Yeah, he’s such a genius he blew his chance for a good payoff from the divorce lawsuit. In exchange for being able to talk shit about them?
He is a freakin genius because you know there is no prenup between bruce and kris. He had more money than she did when they first got together. So the pig kris may be rich as fuck now and want to be with other men but she can’t. She cares more about her money than anything else in the world and knowing that bruce would get half of it probably drives her crazy. hahah, She’s stuck with him, lol
I’m only opening Kim K posts to say MOOOOOooooooOOOOO from now on. Big, brown, fucking MOO cow. Nothing more. No brains, no class, no integrity, no intelligence, no shame. Oh … and no fashion sense, lol.
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Well what do you know, even the fucking French are stupid enough to let this STD-ridden skank in their country. I sure hope they warned the public that this SLUT was on the lose. What out people, the CUNT is there to infect you all !!
This is what an amoral cow with a plastic surgery addiction looks like.
MOO
MOO!!!!!!!!
I really think she has a pretty face. It’s just eveything else.
I think the correct term you were looking for here was ‘had’. She ‘had a pretty face’
Kris wanted her own tv show in 94. Echannel an nonstop oj trial coverage and continued its oj coverage right up until oj went to prison. At that point Ryan and Kris launched their show. The porn movie leaked at this tme . Coincidence?
the director was kris jenner, folks!!
Everyone always assumes The Devil is a man, I think Kris Jenner has proven that is clearly false.
I wish I could give you a thumbs up x’s infinity! Well said!
Now we know why dead inside girl is dead inside.
Always thought OJ did it but now considering it may have been the first step in Kris Jenner’s plan to launch her own empire, next the moon will turn out to be her own personal deathstar.
I can’t believe I once jerked it to this crazy B.
endless is my shame…
I don’t think I’ve ever given a friend a book by an autohr I enjoy, simply because I wouldn’t want to get them something that doesn’t appeal. Scaredy-cat gift giver! My surprise reading generally comes from the RITA packets every spring, where I must read 7-9 new-to-me-autohrs. I’ve picked up quite a few new favorites that way
I’ll tell you what, with that long, dark, hair, those tits, and that ass, if she was a hooker, Kim would be my favorite.
Hahaha, if.
Hmph, have to say, I AM a bit surprised. I never imagined this family could be more repulsive than I already thought.
I’ll bet that this is just a taste of what will be “put on the record” if Humphries can get the divorce hearing open to the press.
There’s always a white dude in a suit in the background saying it all with his eyes…
wtf happened to her hair
Well, considering the fact that the “hair” she’s famous for is comprised largely of extensions… A *worse* weave.
“Hey, you vapid whore, watch out! Your right cheek is on my entrecôte”
Knowing that her mom was directing makes me want to watch her video. Does that make me a pervert? I’m not bothered if it does, I just want to know if I’m qualified to put “Pervert” on my business cards now.
I used to be able to rub out several loads to her sex tape, but that was before she started talking and doing her shitty TV show. Now when I see her even my penis says, “FUCK YOU Kim Kardashian!”
Of course it was staged, we knew that from the beginning. She released it to be like Paris. What we didn’t know was that her pimp POS mom was behind the camera
But really… are you at all surprised? Even a little?
Kanye will get tired of Kim in a few more months.
Pound that ass while it’s still tight.
WHO CARES? THIS WOMAN HAS SO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY DO WE REALLY CARE, PLS LETS NOT GIVE THEM A MINUTE MORE
I guarantee that NOTHING on KIMMY-ho is “tight” anymore.
except her face from so much plastic surgery:-)
People, you all need to get your life and stop clinging on the “reality” celebrity lives, please !!!!!
you get a life, noone made you leave a comment. dummy
these people are sick and would do anything for a buck
kris jenner will pimp bruce if anyone wants a dry bony ass…that family is blight…just look at lamar,from startin with LA to demoted to D league.
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I was not surprise when I heard about this. She tolalty wanted to get married so that her pathetic circus of a wedding could be compared and possibly top the Royal Wedding. The whole Kardashian brand is a joke and the fairy tale wedding was the giant punchline.
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they lied.get rich quick! a few people got rich quick. who gives a fuck about the leersss?i don’t(i do, do you?). why would the most powerful people care? their almost dead anyway, so why care on your way out? enjoy what you’ve got left. especially if you’ve already got the money? who cares?if you know how it’s going to end, might as well gamble the whole role . why not? you’ll still have a good 20 30 yrs left before everything goes tits up for good so, why not?
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