Just in case it wasn’t abundantly clear who’s lucky to be dating/leeching onto for fame who in this “relationship,” Kanye West‘s latest single “Clique” pretty much says Kim Kardashian is only famous because of her sex tape that Kris Jenner directed and leaked like a leaking, directing whore-wrangler. TMZ reports:
TMZ has obtained Kanye’s new single “Clique” from his upcoming album “Cruel Summer” … and on the track Kanye spits out a lyric to all of the people who have been critical of his new romance with KK:
“Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie.”
West is obviously referencing “Kim Kardashian: Superstar” … one of the best-selling sex tapes of all time.
Granted, just yesterday I said people shouldn’t take rap lyrics seriously, but these make Kim Kardashian look bad because her boyfriend’s an idiot who tried to brag about her “accomplishments” but instead shattered years of Kris Jenner trying to manipulate the media into believing Kim and her whole family were devastated her sex tape was leaked. So, basically these particular lyrics conform to a message I like which is why we should take them seriously. I’m fair and objective.
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Jesus tap dancing Christ that’s awful.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yep.
This doesn’t mean Kris jenner taped and released it. It’s a home movie because Ray J filmed it. Kanye is basically saying yes Kim became famous because of the sex tape and he doesn’t care, it’s a middle finger to the haters.
Kim, Kris, and Kanye are all middle fingers to human evolution, so I guess it all works out then.
lauren, you’re the epitome of why Western civilization can’t have nice things.
+1, my good sir, +1.
Lauren, I wish you could see what finger I’m holding up for you. I kid, I kid. But seriously, who are you defending here? :)) No one cares who taped it and leaked it, the point is the Kardashians will do anything for money.
Dear Kim,Just wanted to thank you for your fatstnaic coaching. We have been working together for more than a year and I hope that we will continue like this. You are a great coach and a warm, honest and fun personality.I wish you good luck with your new web site.Ciao from Italy
Ther was that little obscure news event back in the mid 90s. Some people may remember it.
When did they ever mention or introduce the bag of whores during that trial? I think it was quite a bit later.
Yeah, Everybody knew about the famous and talented Hollywood royals the Kardashians from Bob’s business Movie Tunes which supplied music to movie theatres during intermission.
For realios? :D
Let’s all go to the laaahbby, and get ourselves a treat!
imagine how that thang looks when not corralled by industrial-strength spandex…eesh it’s gotta look like a tsunami of oatmeal when kanye pulls down dem drawers
Oatmeal Tsunami is my new favorite phrase. Oh, yeah, and … gross!
Note from Kim’s ass: It’s on bitch!!
I can’t believe how absolutely talent bereft this asshole is, and yet also so amazingly deluded about himself. I just want to punch him.
You know, you guys have a lot of nerve, you post a contest on superficial to “hang out” with that skank, and now you’re posting this shit again. I hope you’re ashamed.
Buzz Media owns The Superficial, and lo and behold, also manages the Kardashian online properties. You can’t bite the hand that feeds.
you have to understand most of the people in here are laughing with her not at her. yes some at here. there are some people here the superifical laughs at.this is on the same material that the Dean Martin Roasts were made of as well as lot of Don Rickles routines as well. ever see his routines or even like Joan Rivers.
also there is a showbiz saying that any publicity is good publicity. so by posting pics and articles of KK we are in fact furthering her career. yes she has no talent and go by doing one or so sex tapes in which one guy peed on her. but she is a celebrity wether you like it or not.
I’m not laughing with her.
You’re one stupid vagina.
I am most definitely laughing at this fat pig dumb bitch of a cow and her dirtbag family.
It’s like she’s 9 months pregnant…in her ass.
All I can picture is cracked toilet seats.
Butt lifting underwear or granny panties?
bubble butt lifting Granties.
Marriage takes a lot more than expensive rings and a laivsh ceremony. They can fool around and act like highschool sweethearts-they’re adults. The ‘game’ should end if children ever come into the mess. Too many people in the world and even more children that are not wanted.Too many women still belive they can change a man; they can guilt him into marriage; that they’re giving their body to him (and somehow he’s not giving his to her); and that a piece of paper guarantees commitment. Sadly, they are mistaken.I am confused this comment yes marriage takes work, but most women want marriage (no one is saying piece of paper). You have women who guilt men into marriage yes like you have men who guilt women into having sex with them. But if a man truely loves the woman he’s with he will want to marry her not this lets live together and see crap knowing full well she’s not what he really wants and that he’s just going to string her along for years until either he finds something better or she leaves.
If anyone else suggests Kim is famous for being a whore she gets angry and indignant. Now watch her smile and nod as her meal ticket says the same thing.
I thought they were terminal after the auction….. oh that’s right, all fat don’t auction well…….
Sure the sex tape sort of thrust her into fame, but she was already on her way up the ladder with several county fair awards and a few FFA and 4-H ribbons under her belt. Haters gonna hate.
Hey, Doc, give some credit to that spider who wove the web above her that read, “SOME COW.”
shit yeah i’ll thumbs up a children’s literature reference.
MOOOO.
This tranny isn’t fooling me!
Whoops, no make-up on, caught without her false eyelashes. Sunglasses are the new mascara ! MOOOOOoooooOOOOOOO to you an your vile, fat-injected ass.
goddamnit, as i approach 40 it pains me to realize i’m turning into everything that 19 year old me thought was a dick but WTF.. those are lyrics?
Today’s superstars just phone in any old shit that rhymes and some fuckin kid’s gonna rep it like its the fucking bible, huh?
Society is fucked. Also, I’m over here. She was hot when she was getting pissed on, but now she’s an overly sculpted whore with an unarousing giant ass.
Fooky’s Lawn: Get the fuck off it.
and turn down that damned music – I’m trying to watch ‘Matlock’ over here!
Only the likes of Kim and Amber Rose can stretch spandex out to the point of no return.
Next pic shows Kim’s butt jammed between the truck and the wall.
Watch a movie that’s scary, milk is a product that’s dairy.
Coffee get hot to brew, obvious things I convey to you.
Buy my kicks at the store, my girl, she’s a whore.
Pure D Awesome.
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! :
Ok I like “curves” and I have a fuller shapely butt myself, but this is just gross. Her ass matches her personality. Over inflated, obnoxious, and disusting.
MOOOOOOO.
I’m disappointed in Kanye’s grammar.
“Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie.”
Instead, might I suggest the following:
“…My girl is a superstar from a home movie.”
::adjusts fez::
Note that the syllable count (18 to be exact) is identical and the accenting is not so far off that it would disrupt any particularly line before or after the the line, thus keeping the rhythmic context of the song while maintaining proper English.
Dearest Readers,
Thank you so much for giving my comment a thumbs despite my ironically terribly bad grammar in the last paragraph of my appraisal.
Yours in booty,
WD
You know what else? “Gucci” and “movie” don’t even rhyme! How about:
Eat breakfast at Gucci. More folks seen my girl’s movie than Death to Smoochy.
Ditto that syllable count and accenting thing, but I jettisoned that proper English thing because, y’know, that’s never really stopped a rap song before.
Mooooo Moo-mooo-mo MOOOOOO, moo moo moooo moo-moo mooo mo moo.
…
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What a profoundly talented lyricist. Who else would have put together the relationship between eating at Gucci and he girl a superstar from a home movie? A truly remarkable wordsmith.
Ironically, his mother was an English professor.
I think she’s also famous for a killer case of stank azz.
kim kuntrashian = talentless piece-of-shit famewhore with absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever.
I do believe the continuity of his song lyrics need a little work. Shouldn’t the lyrics be:
Eat breakfast at Gucci. My BITCH a superstar all from a home movie.
I think that covers it. Now if someone could only cover Kardashian’s enormous ass with circus tent.
I, and 99.9999% of other men in the country would love nothing more than to lick that and then stick that repeatedly.
The females that love bashing her are hilariously jealous. Its priceless.
THANK you for pointing this out!! I can sleep better at night now that my jealousy of Kim K is out in the open. Now I know what I must do: get a TON of plastic surgery, fuck on film, sell the tape while faking indignation, sell my soul for money, have no personality or redeeming qualities whatsoever. But then hopefully I’ll have a disgusting sack of cellulite for an ass that a Prince Charming like “Obvious” will “lick and stick”!!! Yeah, dream BIG ladies!!!!
What country is that, Samoa?
I dunno, any country that has men maybe? If you don’t like KK’s body, you don’t like women.
Fuck off, Tony. :)
That was supposed to reply to the bad scrabble hand above me.
Apparently your statistic is very off, judging by the likes and dislikes of your comment.
but i would like to stick it repeatedly, with a knife.
It was not a great while after the affair of the pipe, that one morning shortly after breakfast, Ahab, as was his wont, ascended the cabin-gangway to the deck. There most sea-captains usually walk at that hour, as country gentlemen, after the same meal, take a few turns in the garden.
Soon his steady, ivory stride was heard, as to and fro he paced his old rounds, upon planks so familiar to his tread, that they were all over dented, like geological stones, with the peculiar mark of his walk. Did you fixedly gaze, too, upon that ribbed and dented brow; there also, you would see still stranger foot-prints—the foot-prints of his one unsleeping, ever-pacing thought.
But on the occasion in question, those dents looked deeper, even as his nervous step that morning left a deeper mark. And, so full of his thought was Ahab, that at every uniform turn that he made, now at the main-mast and now at the binnacle, you could almost see that thought turn in him as he turned, and pace in him as he paced; so completely possessing him, indeed, that it all but seemed the inward mould of every outer movement.
“D’ye mark him, Flask?” whispered Stubb; “the chick that’s in him pecks the shell. ‘Twill soon be out.”
The hours wore on;—Ahab now shut up within his cabin; anon, pacing the deck, with the same intense bigotry of purpose in his aspect.
It drew near the close of day. Suddenly he came to a halt by the bulwarks, and inserting his bone leg into the auger-hole there, and with one hand grasping a shroud, he ordered Starbuck to send everybody aft.
“Sir!” said the mate, astonished at an order seldom or never given on ship-board except in some extraordinary case.
“Send everybody aft,” repeated Ahab. “Mast-heads, there! come down!”
When the entire ship’s company were assembled, and with curious and not wholly unapprehensive faces, were eyeing him, for he looked not unlike the weather horizon when a storm is coming up, Ahab, after rapidly glancing over the bulwarks, and then darting his eyes among the crew, started from his standpoint; and as though not a soul were nigh him resumed his heavy turns upon the deck. With bent head and half-slouched hat he continued to pace, unmindful of the wondering whispering among the men; till Stubb cautiously whispered to Flask, that Ahab must have summoned them there for the purpose of witnessing a pedestrian feat. But this did not last long. Vehemently pausing, he cried:—
“What do ye do when ye see a whale, men?”
Who doesn’t like whale stories?! :O
I wouldn’t say that Kim’s sex tape is what she is famous for. A lot of people who are much more talented have made sex tapes. Such as Paris Hilton for one.
And much more famous is Kim’s enormous butt which has correctly been described as looking like a plastic bag overstuffed with cottage cheese.
And Kim personaly is phony, disgusting, and plastic.
With the bad spelling and the ridiculous comment about paris being more talented than ANYONE, I am assuming joho is a fake name parisite hilton is using.
You almost got it.
She’s famous for being the Paris Hilton friend who also did a porn movie (you’re a moron if you think neither of they are making money off of those two movies).
Thanx for ruining my lunch appetite Fish. :(
Not jealous at all, Kim is beautiful but that is a fat dimpled ass. I think most ladies would agree with me and say that this would be our Worst nightmare and I go to the gym to avoid this look.
I disagree. She was never beautiful before all the godamned plastic surgery. Nope, and still isn’t … she looks like a plastic cat. With fake tits. MOO.
What a pair, a stupid monkey and a chicken butt slut.
If you idiots commenting on here weren’t so dumb, you’d notice she isn’t wearing and makeup here and is gorgeous. Just like her body.
You’ve got low standards if you think she’s gorgeous.
Kim’s looking quite Steatopygiacal today….
Sigh. I hate effort. I’ll be right back. :)
I’m back.
Nice one. :D
Or an alternate headline…”Kanye West States the Obvious”
looks like any other ordinary whore,
except she conned million$$$ from dumbass people and viewers.
And if you weren’t such an idiot you’d know the definition of the word “gorgeous” and you would know that what you’re looking at when you look at any kardashian, is not it.
i thought they jailed the fix-a-flat-in-the-ass-cheeks guy.. guess he is still on the loose?
Me too. But I thought it was a delicate lady with fix-a-flat in her very own ass. :D
@Obvious
i and 99.9999% of other women dont believe that the higher goal in their life is to be lick and sticked in their butt repeatedly!
Thats a low life goal for a woman we have better things on our minds you watch to much tv.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Sluntius Maximus
Latin to English translation : One big slut – cunt !
If this were going to happen the cast woludn’t consist of those three ladies. It would consist of cool actresses with big tits and attitudes to match. If QT were to remake this he’d stay true to the original kick ass 60 s Russ Meyer free-for-all.
call sign lilalo2obvious,I’m calling you out,it is so obvious to me that you are JELOUS of Kims ample butt.And that you would be ultra crumby in the sack,having as you do,the sexual appitite of a NUN! Yes MOST women do not solicate sex around looking for Mr RIGHT and demanding copious amounts of money laden attention lavished on themselves.yes ,mostr women do not offer themselves up so easy.I just wonder why beautiful Kim,goes from loser to looser,and now gives a member of the talentless black communtiy,her ammazing presence and face+tushy and tittiies to such a seal faced looser as dumb dumb.could’nt sleep strait in a bed black rapper-crapper,K.West.i AM not BEING RACIST”It’s a fact HE is’nt right for her!She is amazing,while he is trashy blackman spiv/no racisism.It’s just facts!,she is amazing.He is is bell curve dumb rapper,o sue me.may be a little racist/I don’t realy care.He is a painful presence in every way!O I played a race card”OJ’s lawyer,one Robert Kardashian,her dada Oj’s best friend,would have said that.Remember OJ ANY ONE?
Jealous people lol.
You know even if you had the CHANCE to see that ass in person you’d pop a boner
i want all sex plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
she just looks drop dead gorgeous in any attire..