Kim Kardashian Accuses British Airways of Stealing ‘Special Items,’ So Assume That Means Sex Tape

Over the weekend, Kim Kardashian basically accused British Airways of opening her bags and stealing shit directly from them. Via Twitter:

Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!Some things are sentimental &not replaceable
What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There’s no sense of security & no trust!
Shame on you

What’s amazing is this seems like something that if false could get Kim Kardashian’s buttpad sued off but if we know anything about this family they’ll do anything to promote themselves because this was literally the very last tweet from her rant:

Buuuuut watching a little Keeping Up With The Kardashians will make me smile! Tune into E tonight at the new time of 9/8c!

Of course, I really shouldn’t rule out the fact that someone stole a sex tape out of her bag mostly because Kayne probably wrote “ME FUCKING U!!!” on it in all caps with blinking lights. It probably even sings when you pick it up.

♫ Oh, this is me fucking Kim,
Please don’t watch unless you’re Kim,
Secret, secret movie of me fucking Kim,
Don’t be Matt Lauering our shit,
Of me fucking Kim ♫

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