Over the weekend, Kim Kardashian basically accused British Airways of opening her bags and stealing shit directly from them. Via Twitter:
Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!Some things are sentimental ¬ replaceable
What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There’s no sense of security & no trust!
Shame on you
What’s amazing is this seems like something that if false could get Kim Kardashian’s buttpad sued off but if we know anything about this family they’ll do anything to promote themselves because this was literally the very last tweet from her rant:
Buuuuut watching a little Keeping Up With The Kardashians will make me smile! Tune into E tonight at the new time of 9/8c!
Of course, I really shouldn’t rule out the fact that someone stole a sex tape out of her bag mostly because Kayne probably wrote “ME FUCKING U!!!” on it in all caps with blinking lights. It probably even sings when you pick it up.
♫ Oh, this is me fucking Kim,
Please don’t watch unless you’re Kim,
Secret, secret movie of me fucking Kim,
Don’t be Matt Lauering our shit,
Of me fucking Kim ♫
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, LEON/AKM-GSI
Premise fail. I mean come on, does anyone really believe Kanye has sex with Kim?
But what would a British Airlines employee want with a gallon jug of mustache bleach?
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don’t worry about ticking ’cause modern bombs don’t tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don’t own…
[Officer waves Narrator off]
-imdb
Turning Matt Lauer into a verb was a fine move.
What a freaking poser! yep… bash British Airways, then plug your stupid show! the only one good on there is Bruce, and THAT is a long shot! LOL
My guess it is her collection of urine samples from the different men she has slept with. You know she is sentimental about that.
She has a box full of glass slides with a yellow dot in the middle of them.
Those glass slides are her version of James Spader’s cassettes from sex, lies, and videotape. Looking at them is the only way she can get off.
mmmmMMMMMOOOOOOOOoooooo
MOOOoooOOOoooOOO
MOO!
She’s so stylish! I love the mesh top in combo with the blazer.
Randal ?? *barfs*
Oh noes! Someone took her copies of A Brief History of Time and Sir Isaac Newton’s Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica!
Oh, and
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Well, we know it’s not her dignity, sense of shame, or self-respect.
Sounds like a big purple dildo to me…
Not black? Interesting.
Dark purple, then.
Only the microphones are black.
mooooOOOOooooOOOO
Maybe she sat on whatever it was and it fell into the black hole that is her ass.
Yeah! Check yourself out thoroughly before you point the finger!
Ew.
The real thing comes down to this. mySpace is passe now in internet cirlces and Facebook is quickly becoming the same way as older and older people continue to sign up. Originally designed with kids in mind, both sites now have most members being above the age of 24. In any case, both are fun!
“What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There’s no sense of security & no trust!
Shame on you.”
Gee, I wonder what happened to change all that?
Forgets stuff in hotel, blames airline? Classy.
Dumb. Bovine. Whore.
I’d put money on the missing “items” remaining in her Hotel Room and not packed.
You think she actually packs her own bags?
Her assistant missed some stuff and blamed the airline so she doesn’t get fired.
More importantly, does Kanye piss on her?
“I’m sorry, but Kayne had one of the best videos of all time!”
mmmMMMOOOooo!!!!
There are very few people in this world that you can never meet or get to know personally and still be right about absolutely hating them. The Superficial specializes in covering them.
This fucking idiot employee at Melbourne airport was going through luggage and stealing stuff, and he not only stole an adult-sized moose costume, he wore it through the terminal and was caught by the dood that owned it!
These guys aren’t hired for their brains.
Just what the world needs….another video of Kim getting pissed on.
Not so sure individual airlines check their baggage. Pretty sure it’s a 3rd party security agency. But you go ahead and blame the airline.
Is the dumb oompah loompah with the helium enema confusing BA with airport security or border control?
If the speculation is correct and it is a sex tape, I wonder if she’s progressed to scat now?
Is it my imagination or do all the kardashian woman have their iPhones attached permanently to their hands?
Notice no purse? Bet that lady behind her got her stuff to schlep. After all, carrying an iPhone constantly is tough work!
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Just guessing that her and kanye will be making a sex tape soon. I’m sure they could both use the money…. KIM-WHORE