Kim Kardashian Seems Really Important Right Now and Other News

- John Mayer smells blood in the water. [Popeater]

- Angelina Jolie will anoint you now, snow. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lopez apparently used to like showing people her Mexican cuisine consisting of a flour tortilla, meat and cheese. [Dlisted]

- Denise Richards is Michael Jackson now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Nicole Scherzinger in a helluva unitard indeed. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hilary Duff in leather pants. [Popoholic]

- Christine Tiegen, a how do you do? [IDLYITW]

- Neve Campbell is single now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Mischa Barton is a liar. [Celebslam]

- I’m pretty sure the fourth chick is a cartoon. [theCHIVE]

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