Kim Kardashian Seems Really Important Right Now and Other News

December 1st, 2010 // 42 Comments

- John Mayer smells blood in the water. [Popeater]

- Angelina Jolie will anoint you now, snow. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lopez apparently used to like showing people her Mexican cuisine consisting of a flour tortilla, meat and cheese. [Dlisted]

- Denise Richards is Michael Jackson now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Nicole Scherzinger in a helluva unitard indeed. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hilary Duff in leather pants. [Popoholic]

- Christine Tiegen, a how do you do? [IDLYITW]

- Neve Campbell is single now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Mischa Barton is a liar. [Celebslam]

- I’m pretty sure the fourth chick is a cartoon. [theCHIVE]

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  1. See Alice

    Her ass will get #20 heavier evey year . The Humanity !

    • RandaI

      Kim you are a rising star, shining so bright in the heavens. Your face is always smiling, telling us you are happy to spread your love always and everywhere. Your family has experienced trials and tribulations and yet still remains resilient and able to be strong in the face of adversity. You are an inspiration and are beautiful, except your ass is a revolting hail-damaged mess of cottage cheese and Crisco.

      Randal

  2. Kim Kardashian
    j
    Commented on this photo:

    i would titty fuck for days.

  3. Kim Kardashian
    j
    Commented on this photo:

    anal for days

  4. swalton

    She’s like when it snows, you think it’s be fun to play in but after the one day you’re wet all over and have to throw away your clothes.

  5. Hilary in leather pants = fucking useless if she ruins the tail shot with a 7′ sweater. Buy a clue duff

  6. ZOMGBOOBSLOL

    /d3rp

  7. jonas penis

    FISH Please, Please you must tell us how that facebook twitter thing with this gorilla with boobs went, I really dont want to search, Fish you are my home for all things funny, I only check this site, serisouly, i only do,
    how long was she out, did she get the money? FISH I NEED ANWERS DAMD IT

  8. Kim Kardashian
    lettusaur
    Commented on this photo:

    This looks like Kourtney

  9. me

    Tell me again why she’s “famous”?

    • seth

      some black guy pissed on her in a porno!

      • Johnny Cage

        @ Seth

        Nah there was no stuff like that. I beat off to the movie several times already and there was no such scene. Trust me I searched through the whole thing. However it is full boring crap of those two at a fast food place and RayJ acting like he’s a fake badass.

    • anonymous

      her ass makes her famous; just like Khloe’s cock makes her infamous.

  10. Wm. Norwood

    When’s she gonna release a new sex/pee video.

  11. chris

    i dont get it. I sw her getting railed out by some black dude in a video, cach and all. What’s a little cleavage gonna do? Make her important? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  12. dayum

    Look at that face without makeup on it…. damn…. even her eyebrows are all jacked up…..shits wack

    • kim the pee-porn star

      Right!? She doesn’t even look like the same person…prolly the first time she’s been spotted before her daily makeover. It looks like she hasn’t even showered yet – which means pee-laden buttcrack!

  13. fap

    Breaking news: a fat girl has boobs.

    …so yeah.

  14. Kim Kardashian
    bianca
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of sneakers are those???

  15. Kim Kardashian
    bianca
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of sneakers are those???

  16. Kim Kardashian
    bianca
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of sneakers are those???

  17. Kim Kardashian
    bianca
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of sneakers are those???

  18. Kim Kardashian
    bianca
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of sneakers are those???

  19. Lola

    Im tired to see her everywhere doing nothing except showing her fatness.

  20. Kim Kardashian
    oohlilit
    Commented on this photo:

    umm. did she forget to tip? Why is she walking out with change?

  21. anonymoose

    she looks 20 years younger and sort of refreshingly pretty without the heavy make up mask she usually wears. even has a little color in her face! this is someone who tries way too hard to be a celebrity and i’m disappointed that she is rewarded with so much publicity.

  22. ghost

    I was really hoping the big sunglasses trend would go away. Maybe next year.

  23. Johnny Cage

    Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  24. uh huh

    Not so cute Kim

  25. Kim Kardashian gets out of bed and … walks …

    Fack. There are neurosurgeons who save peoples lives every day and our loving media focuses on … skank. I can understand if she did SOMETHING to warrant her celebrity, but if she’s famous because she has a big booty, tits, and fucks black guys who pee on her then a quarter of American white women should be famous!!!! hahahahahahahaha (That last part is a joke ladies, don’t get your plus sized panties get in a knot).

  26. Kim Kardashian
    Ricks_Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Biana, shutup and stare at her TITS!!

  27. Kim Kardashian
    helba najdi
    Commented on this photo:

    i fucken hate kim shes the most gorgous girl in the world n also a slut.

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