Kim Kardashian Will Exploit Anything

August 9th, 2011 // 60 Comments

“Ohmygod, isn’t it so beautiful here in this cemetery where my dad’s buried? The camera shots are going to be perfect. I’m going to look just so beautifully depressed and forlorn and people are finally going to think I have a soul- Shit, are we rolling? – AWAHAHAHAHA! DADDY, NO! OH, GOD, FIGHT! COME BACK TO US! WE’RE LOST IN A WORLD OF DOUBT WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR LAWYER MONEY! (Edit that part out.) A BOO HOO HOO! Kris, hold me… – Got all that? Good, now I don’t have to eat your fucking face off. Now, quick, Khloe just had a miscarriage. If we hurry across town, she said we can get the afterbirth in a couple of shots. I love my family!”

Photo: Fame, INFdaily

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  1. Clarence Beeks

    I would love to see someone punch her in the face already.

  2. Richard McBeef

    no fire burns hot enough for the kardashians to properly die in.

  3. Venom

    This bitch and her family have no fucking shame.
    Wow, just wow.

  4. Jack Ketch

    Awesome post and comments so far, lol. I heard that the wedding “special” was to last four hours … wtf ?? It sickens me (quite) to think of the money they will make. And still a family with ZERO talent aside from being pissed on and rampant plastic surgery …

    • butt juice

      You heard right. FOUR. FUCKING. HOURS. This shit is going to last longer than that E! contracted wedding. These people have no souls.

      • Jack Ketch

        No shit, and for what, so she can buy more Birkins in more colours ?? At $15,000 a pop ?? What a noble aspiration in life … shallower than a fucking mud-puddle. *barfs*

  5. Minky Wail

    It’s gotten so bad that when you look up “famewhore” in the dictionary, you have to pay to see the picture of her.

  6. Steelerchick

    I’m happy to say that I have never seen an episode!! At least we know the show is tacky.

  7. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Robert Kardashian Grave
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim: Hey Kris do you know why cemetaries have a fence around them?

    Kris: Duh, um…, no.

    Kim: Cause people like Daddy are dying to get in here…hahahaehehehehehe.

    Kris: Der, uh…??

  8. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Robert Kardashian Grave
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t wait for you to meet Daddy, let’s run over there.

  9. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Robert Kardashian Grave
    Commented on this photo:

    Daddy, this is Kris. I love him (if by love you mean fuck).

  10. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Robert Kardashian Grave
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Congrats on finding yet another skirt that makes the ass look like twin zepplins parked under a pleated tarp.

  11. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Robert Kardashian Grave
    Commented on this photo:

    When she talked about he Psoriasis she was very sad. Looks kinda happy & carefree in this one. Sort of like pissing on his grave (which he would deserve after getting OJ off).

  12. blahblahblah

    I seriously cannot stand anything about this worthless bitch or that disgusting family. Go the fuck away already.

  13. addendum to the headline

    …ergo, so will the Superficial

  14. Sugabear

    The girl is just happy because she’s finally getting married. Leave her and her tv hoggin mom alone!

  15. Offer

    If someone ruins the wedding they would be famous and loved by all. Uhuhuh any takers, come on people get to it.

    • Cher X

      NOOOO! Do you know nothing of fame whores? Disrupting the wedding would bring her even more attention. The best thing anything can do is ignore it.

  16. cc

    Don’t worry Kim, that sound you hear is your dad spinning.

  17. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Robert Kardashian Grave
    I know
    Commented on this photo:

    I never knew that grave sites were such a festive spot. Laugh it up chuckles!

  18. Kathy

    Hey – if you don’t like the girl, pass over photos of her without comment. The snarky comments are either jealousy or ignorance. Live and let live.. Peace

    • cc

      Thank you for dropping in and showing us the error of our ways.

      Now, hold still while I cling to your thong and tan your self-righteous ass with the palm of my hand.

    • Who Cares

      Shut the fuck-up!

    • Clarence Beeks

      she is shoved in my face everywhere i fucking go. If I want to comment on what a piece of overexposed shit she is, that is my prerogative. And the ONLY thing I am jealous of of her is her bank account. I would not trade places with that insecure sack of shit ever.

    • x

      Kindly blow it out your ass, Kathy.

    • MissyM

      Kathy, you must be one of Kim’s legion of paid assistants, whose lofty and taxing job it is to click on all google alert results and call those — who, like any average everyday person with self-respect, have no respect for her phD in famewhore-ery — out for being jealous. guess what Kathy/Kim, for many of us dignity and self-respect trump ‘fame” and the slippery slope of self-humiliation one takes to get there in this age; “there” being a shallow and taste-free sluttish person of renown, not respect. No, I am not jealous of a woman who sold a sex tape of herself receiving a golden shower just to be famous. No Kathy/Kim?kuntface, we are not jealous, but for the vast amounts of money, for which we’d STILL not sell our dignity. Once squandered, dignity cannot ever be restored. And while Kim is attractive, she is no enviable beauty, especially that butt, which most of us would save our pennies to have surgically removed.

  19. BigDaddy

    Can this FAT ASS BITCH be any more of a whore.

  20. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Robert Kardashian Grave
    bassackward
    Commented on this photo:

    This “woman” is just a fame whore…PERIOD! I really don’t know why the media continues to cover this fucking cunt!

    She brings the media to the cemetary? REALLY?? ANd the paps are just as bad for taking her pics…

    WTF is wrong with people today? Cemetaries are solemn places, places for respect, honor, and PRIVACY!

  21. Sanitation Districts of Los Angeles County

    PEE WHORE !!!

  22. Frank Burns

    See, honey, this is where your dignity and masculinity are now, a graveyard! Its a metaphor! They learned us about ‘em in skool!

    • MissyM

      hahahaha! so true! yet Kim does not seem to be of sufficient intellectual prowess to grasp metaphors and bad publicity. She only gets the $$$ part and the crowds that adore her for now, and will slip into self-loathing once they mature intellectually, for once admiring such a shameless and talentless money-grubber.

  23. Lynne

    Never thought she would pimp her dead father but i guess as long as it pulls in the ratings it’s fine by her. I feel really sorry for his family, his mother, for having to watch this mess.

  24. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Robert Kardashian Grave
    Commented on this photo:

    it really is sad. the more people watch her program and the more money she gets…she is losing touch with the real world. she will never truly be happy and that is too bad.

  25. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Robert Kardashian Grave
    Commented on this photo:

    I just think it’s highly disrespectful of the dead to film scenes in a cemetary. If I could get just one wish granted, it would be that the millions of fans that the Kardashians have would wake up, smell the coffee, and see that it’s all contrived, fake bullshit that this Family is spewing out. They’re going to be around for a long time, unfortunately, Kim’s skin-flakes and Kris’s Depends and all.

    Ugh. :/

  26. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Robert Kardashian Grave
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    What’s so funny about a cemetery, Kim?

  27. nycsep

    PLEASE STOP WATCHING THEM – this is the ONLY way for them to go away. Don’t buy anything, don’t talk about them. STOP!!!

  28. tlmck

    High I’m Kimmie! I have the paps on speed dial!

    I do not know which is worse, the Kardashian clan or the fact that they have fans.

    • MissyM

      leave off one of those S’ and you have ‘peed dial’. the fans are why other countries call us “uncultured”, and “Ugly Americans”.

  29. Steelcitychick

    OMG. . . That was to funny and right on point! This piece of shyt porn star will look for anything and everything to keep herself relevent!
    Honestly, if she got mowed down tomorrow by an outta control semi….I wouldn’t miss her, nor drop a tear!

  30. Normal Male

    Her father helped OJ get away with murder. He’s rotting in hell and her being famous for getting peed on is part of his never-ending punishment.

    • MissyM

      Her father lost his will to live because (as he admitted to close friends) of the shame he felt in getting OJ off. He felt actual shame and regret over it and considered the money he made tainted. if he could see what his resulting notoriety has accomplished in the hands of his daughters (whose fame came for his name), he’d go back in time and remove himself from the defense.

  31. Ask yourself how much money would it take to allow someone to pee on you and make fun of you endlessly wherever you go. That does not even count all the free stuff and parties you get to go to. Odds are its less of an amount then this bitch is getting.

    As for her father, he only lost the will to live once the cancer was ravaging his body. He could care less about OJ and the result of that trial. He taught his daughter how to be a famewhore. Hopefully she dies a more painful death.

  32. mari

    this coming from the same girl who wouldnt go to her fathers grave since he passed, and now all of a sudden shes taking her fiance up there with the cameras? such a shame..whatever robert kardashian did was his JOB. If you were an attorney would you say no to clients and money? Yes it may have been close to home and a personal situation but OJ was his friend. I’m sure if your friends were in trouble you would help them out too, wouldnt you? Leave the dead alone and let him rest in peace.

  33. mari

    Besides talking about the father, talk about his daughters that don’t even go to his grave to visit their father. What a shame..i feel pity on them. Khloe was such a bitch and stopped visiting her father when he was sick and then regretted it later and doesnt bother to go to his grave site? REALLY? Yes, there is life and then comes death, but how can you not atleast go see his grave, atleast talk to him, put flowers on his grave..thats so low..they are sell-outs and their noses are too high above the clouds. And all of a sudden kim wants to take the cameras to track her movements at her fathers gravesite? really kim? This is a low blow..its such a personal situation and you want everyone to see you “care?” about your fathers grave all of a sudden? Have some respect kim, bring your nose back down to reality!! When is enough, ENOUGH??! Having cameras in your home, following you in your car, going to the gym..getting married..why must this be your life?? How does this not aggrivate you that everyone knows EVERYTHING about you?! But it was such a problem when brett lockett wanted to dish out your dirty laundry and you tried to shut him up and you sue people left to right (EX-OLD NAVY) for having a “look a like” on their commercials? such a shame..

  34. Rita

    I DON”T understand why this whole family drags in their real dad all the time. “BOO HOO” Dad would have been so proud..or BOO HOO I miss DAD.
    Come on! Bruce has been their dad for 20 years..so that means Kim was 10 when Bruce entered the picture. Quit the “I miss Dad” act. Get over it or get
    therapy already .

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