Kim Kardashian Really Wants You to Know She Has Breasts

January 14th, 2011 // 92 Comments

Kim Kardashian posted a picture of herself in a bikini to Twitter yesterday (above) only to spend the rest of the day hiding her face from the paparazzi as if she doesn’t want people to look at her. To put things in perspective, this would be like Kim Kardashian posing in her bikini on Twitter, and then acting as if she doesn’t want people to look at her. It honestly doesn’t get any clearer than that without speaking in simple sentences which I’m about to do now: Mustache lady wants attention.

NOTE: Bumped this to the top because I refuse to write about another pregnant celebrity.

Photos: Flynet


  1. Bdawg

    When I look at this photo, I feel like vomiting. You know, the feeling you get when you realize that girl you just picked up is actually a whore, she stole your wallet and left a note saying: “By the way, I think I have herpes. XO”

  2. Kim Kardashian
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    She looks hotter without all the makeup

  3. Kim Kardashian
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    She’s the second hottest celeb I think. And yeah better without, or at least with less, makeup. The first, if you’re wondering, Olivia Munn.

  4. Kim Kardashian
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    I can honestly agree with Jovy. Granted, a little makeup could certainly add to her appearance, but it should be subtle. Just a little eyeliner, and some lipgloss if she wants it. But, compared to her bikini shoot, she looks phenomenal void of any makeup.

  5. Kim Kardashian
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    Nice and thick! Her face looks awful in her twitter upload.

  6. MM

    Without make up on Kim is still “pretty” although she looks drastically different from how she looks there. I personally thing her boobs like kinda gross here and fat but whatever. She’s famous for nothing, just like 80% of the celebrities out there. But everyone, myself included, who look at this picture and talk about the Kardashian’s is only giving her more press and keeping her fame alive. Paris Hilton got old because she is tall skinny and has zero boobs and zero ass. Kim i’m sure will get old too but she has a body that was made for sex. Girls aren’t jealous of Kim and if ANYONE is they need a serious reality check about what matters in life

    • kelly

      i agree, im a girl and i would much rather have a tall and skinny body, but with some curves, not “a body made for sex” if it means looking like her. i guess shes hot in that kind of pamela anderson fantasy extreme body kind of way, and of course men will respond to that, but she will get old sooner or later, i mean physically,, and in the public

  7. Galtacticus

    Let me see. Yeah …..

  8. Cock Cheese

    Photo belongs in National Geographic.


  10. welldoneson

    Guys there’s more bondo on her face than on a ’79 Pontiac.
    She looks like a freakin’ mannequin.

  11. Kim Kardashian
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    OMG, i thought she was known for having the best a$$ out there! Now I think she has the best boobies too! lol KIM is HOT!!

  12. Kim Kardashian
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    Where is her belly button? I now understand… She is a test tube experiment gone wrong.

  13. Monica

    I was reading some of the comments on here and they made me laugh! Just because someone (especially the girls) don’t find Kim attractive doesn’t make them jelous or make them ugly! Some people just don’t find her all that great! She has a pretty face but wears way to much makeup which takes away from the beauty in her face. She also has amazing hair which I would die for!! I actually think her sister Kourtney is gorgeous just cause she keeps in more simple! Everyone has their preferences!

  14. cc

    I’ve seen circus clowns wearing less make up.

  15. Ewwww!!!

    scabby whore

  16. Hannah

    She really is…just a porn star.

  17. Who cares

    Why is everyone saying she’s plastic? Those boobs look 100% natural to me. Believe it or not… some women just have big boobs. And I don’t think you can deny she has an extremely pretty face. You can hate her for being famous for nothing and whatnot… but you’re just kidding yourself if you say she’s ugly.

    • kelly

      maybe her boobs arent fake, but her face sure as hell is, i prefer natural beauty, but oh well guys like who looks good right now even with surgeries they wont care

  18. bitingontinfoil

    Wow! Julie Newmar looks GREAT!

  19. burner

    Fucking nasty as shit, this foul bitch and her shameless and moraless family need to be executed.

  20. Kim Kardashian
    Wabeya Matanda K.
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    Kim K. Looks so nice, please keep up that good body!


  21. shaz

    This the the era of glorified whores. Enjoy!

  22. Kim Kardashian
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    Teenage boys like that look.

  23. Kim Kardashian
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    you look gorgeous

  24. Kim Kardashian
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    She looks good here.

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