Kim Kardashian Has Leprosy
Granted, I already know Kim Kardashian has psoriasis because she made it a point to announce it in a PR campaign, I think it’s important to make sure we come up with our own theories to muddy the waters of reality until no one knows what the truth is anymore. Sort of like how she copied Paris Hilton by selling her own sex tape to get famous and now pretends it was tragically leaked. So, on that note, I’m going to say this is leprosy because God forsakes liars, and then you guys can come up with your own like “leg herpes” or “traveling ass pimples.” This is how journalism works, I went to college.
UPDATE: Reader Mauro just floated an interesting theory: “Are those the side effects of her ‘diet pills?'” I don’t know see how we don’t treat that as fact.