This Is Why Kim Kardashian Lied About Her Due Date

June 19th, 2013 // 44 Comments
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Right around two weeks ago, Kim Kardashian suddenly didn’t want the paparazzi taking pictures of her anymore despite that being the one thing that defines her that isn’t a sex tape. Except the obvious reason is she was the size of a house and looked exactly like a woman at the natural end of her pregnancy who could fire out a baby at any second. Which isn’t good when you’re trying to sell People magazine a story that your nameless newborn is a fragile preemie who could totally die, you guys:

Admitted June 14 due to complications, Kardashian – whom sources confirm was about 37 weeks pregnant – went into premature labor.
West, meanwhile, who’d returned from promoting his new album Yeezus in Europe just hours before, rushed to her side.

Though she’s been spending time in an incubator to regulate her body temperature, a standard course of treatment for premature babies, Baby K – whose parents have nearly decided on a name – is “doing very well,” says a hospital source.

As a precaution, Kim Kardashian has asked doctors if it’s possible to leave the child in the incubator until she’s 18. Preferably at the hospital, but she could clear out a closet if she has to. God, kids, amirite?

Photos: Splash News

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  1. A brand new low. Congrabulations.

  2. Schweddy Snatch

    So, first she was 35 weeks and now she was 37 weeks along? A delivery at 37 weeks isn’t really considered that premature or a miraculous event. And isn’t it convenient that Kanye, who hasn’t been around for 90% of this pregnancy, was right by her side for the delivery? Ahhh, if only bullshit smelled like roses…

  3. 37 weeks is full term you vapid cow. That baby was not born prematurely.

    • leila

      i should have just said what you said! thank you.

      • Kate

        Yes! This is exactly what I was going to say. She’s too stupid to add a couple extra weeks to her fake due date. I hate her and her whole family. That poor baby has no chance.

  4. leila

    i am totally confused. as the daughter of an OBGYN and the mother of 2, i can tell you that 37 weeks is full term. typically 37 weeks babies average about 6.5 lbs. so as long as the baby is over 5 lbs, which–not to be mean–but judging by her weight gain i would be shocked if the baby was not at least that much–then she is full term under EVERY definition of the word. so if she was in an incubator, something else is going on.

  5. Doctors finally diagnosed the problem, which turned out to be the grandmother shoving a camera down the baby’s throat.

  6. 37 weeks and ‘reportedly’ weighing under 5lbs. I don’t think so.

  7. Well, the gestation period for cows is 40 weeks, so yeah, I guess 37 weeks is a bit early.

  8. So what’s the kid’s name gonna be? I’ve got my money on “spin off.”

  9. ThisWillHurt

    Drama in the Delivery Room! Thrill as Kim Kardashian’s baby continues to “do fine” under the protective care of the city’s highest paid doctors! You can buy the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge!

  10. Headline: Kardashian family does exactly what you expected Kardashian family to do

    there, feel free to recycle that as needed. It should be fresh again next week.

  11. ruckus

    The baby was conceived 3 1/2 after she got married. MATHS

  12. Lucky for the Wart Hog that Yeasty had an appointment at a boys orphanage in Bangkok and his France to Thailand trip had a layover in LA.

  13. The baby’s in an incubator because they haven’t found a suitable infant to switch with a baby girl who will grow up looking like Bubba Gump.

  14. Cock Dr

    Let the baby marketing begin!

  15. Kim Kardashian is a full of shit whore. The end.

    • Like, Like Like … I can’t believe the vile cooze got a People cover. Good thing I stopped buying it when they featured “Tom’s Lonely Life” after all the Scientology stuff came to light. Haven’t bought one since, and now this. Never again. They’re turing into US, which is about the same level as Star – garbage.

  16. anonym

    I just want to see how ugly the baby is.

  17. Is there any species where the grandmother dies in childbirth?

  18. yourmom

    This cow has complications and drama every time she goes out to lunch. Did anyone expect anything different?

  19. AnitaC24

    More made-up shit by this vile family.

  20. RayJ

    Kimmie K., America’s favorite brand of uninal cake.
    Look for it where ever you buy Ripple and Mad Dog 20/20.

  21. yourmom

    “Kim K & Princess Kate share a due date!”

    Kris: Hello Dr, I’d like to schedule an emergency delivery for Kim…. If we don’t act now, this baby will not get ANY attention, and I’ll be ruined! Ruined, I tell you!!! Now prep an incubator before I tell your daughter about the modeling possibilities that are out there….”

  22. bitchplease

    Why do you pretend to hate this chick when she 1. PAYS you to write about her/give her press and 2. you fcking advertise for her countless products and shows. Give me a fckin break.

  23. Jenn

    Y’all know she was just straining until she popped that baby out before Kate Middleton. Famewhore can’t come in second behind the Princess of WTFever United Kingdom.

  24. Brooke

    Well, she did it. The fucking cow managed to usurp the baby PR throne from fucking royalty. America, you suck. Get your priorities in order!!

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Can’t agree. Anyone who usurps the attention paid to Annunaki/Illuminati bloodlines is deserving at least some praise.

  25. Lis

    The Kid is probably being treated for HERPES and some kanye diese

  26. JennywithaY

    I hope the March of Dimes marches all over her lying ass.

    These bitches have Munchausen by Proxy written all over them – this poor kid will probably be lucky to make it out alive.

  27. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
    Kim
    Commented on this photo:

    If you count back 37 weeks, the conception would have taken place in the last week of September. She didn’t file for divorce until October 31st. Hmmmm….

  28. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    A nurse at Los Angeles’ Cedars Sinai Hospital has reportedly revealed the name of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s newborn baby.

    According to Media Takeout the parents named the child Kaidence Donda West. The name would be a tribute to West’s late mother Donda.

    However, another report alleged the baby girl’s name is actually Kai Georgia Donda West.

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