Remember yesterday when I said Kim Kardashian‘s her own punchline?
Apply that here.
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We all laugh at a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.
Wha’? I thought this would have been another Jon Hamm posting.
Chicago-style: mustard, no ketchup.
She kept on comin because of addiction. Legs on fire because of friction. My gun broke, now I was doomed. Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed the harpoon.
DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE WRECK YOU COW
And if we could fit all the pap scum cockroaches who scurry around taking pictures of this fucking attention WHORE in the same plane, all the better.
If there’s something weird
and it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
Which of the glossy gossip magazines will be the first to publish a “pregnant, naked Kim Kartrashian” cover photo, a la Demi Moore? Cuz you KNOW that shit is coming…
So retro, you know?
Her daughter is going to have one funky nose. Kanye’s nose mixed into kim’s OLD nose (not the nose she chopped off, but what she was born with). But no worries for Kim; she is going to teach her daughter how to be a ho just like mommy. I guarantee Kim will consent for a minor to get plastic surgery.
Her being so called married while being pregnate by another man is tacky let alone, but bitch lay off the heels and your nonsense procedures such as a “vampire” facial. Injecting your own plasma into your skin for VANITY REASONS. Bitch, you’re pregnant, the baby comes first, NOT you. Way to go, you’re maturing nicely. Your hurting the baby. You’re not in love- if you were then you would respect your creation with Kanye, but you DON’T and you NEVER will.
You’re like the complete opposite of Randal.
Go for 400 baby! Go big or go home!
To be fair, I don’t think anyone (except perhaps Miranda Kerr) would look good in a tight dress in that fabric and color.
To be less fair, MOOOOOOOoooooOOOoOOoOooOOO!
She is a nasty human being, with no regard for anyone else but herself. She steals people business ideas, she a liar and a fraud. Her shows fake, her face is fake, her ass and her tits. She has no talent, yet she walks around with some strange sense of entitlement, thanks to her own narcissism and dumb fans. The way she got famous is sick. Just like how she keeps acting. Knocked up by a dumbass, narcissistic asshole, while married to someone, she has trashed and treated like shit. I’ll never understand how anyone can like her, after all she has done to people and keeps doing. She doesn’t care about her fans, just the attention and money that they give her. Fucking idiots.
I’m conflicted because I do love me some profiting on the backs of the dumb.
this shows kim is fake pregnant
Oh I’m just waiting for her to announce that she lost the baby. I can already see the stupid magazine covers and E! Entertainment special.
In a torso that swollen, she could lose a TV, never mind a baby. Kid will pop out at age 3 or 4…
Just like Beyonce. Makes sense she would copy her so brilliant ruse.
When asked why her belly disappeared for a moment as she sat down and then popped back out, Beyonce’s all “Does fabric not fold?” Yes, FABRIC does! Babies don’t really have that skill.
Cattle all over the world are crying “the Inhumanity of it all”
That dress is a clear example of sororicide.
Somewhere, after viewing these photos, C-3PO finds himself unable to achieve an erection ever again.
You seriously have to be so self absorbed to think you can pack your huge fat ass into a dress like that and then go into public.
Yeah. What a self-centered bitch she is.
Oh, and MOOOOOOOOOOO.
Silence of the Calves.
SAVE YOURSELF, TOMFRANK!
Kim seriously has the WORSE fashion sense since dating Kanye. That dress is hideous! If she isn’t trying to hide her baby bump with ridiculous cover ups she is trying to squeeze into skin tight clothes she could barely fit into when not pregnant. What is she thinking!!?? Kim clearly has some body issues and insecurities. I guess being rich, relatively beautiful and famous still isn’t enough to make a woman feel secure. Seesh.
Shouldn’t her buttocks be the largest area on her body? Especially because of and regardless of pregnancy since that seems to be the main, no wait, the ONLY place she gains weight? Her thighs and hips seem to be outshining the booty at this point, funny. I guess you can’t get enhancements when pregs, whoops. I’d like to see what it looks like at 8 months,and then again after she loses the weight. I bet the ass will continue its usual growth because her body will be able to concentrate on her ideal fat deposition locations.
Her ass is gonna swing so low she’ll need calf protectors.
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