Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant Again

Because apparently North West isn’t neglected enough already, Kim Kardashian is pregnant with her second child if you believe announcements on a reality show are real and not just a setup for next week’s episode when she miscarries in the background of Bruce Jenner’s reassignment surgery. (Taste the ratings!) Which is just one theory, and another is the Duggars took one of their spare kids and said, “Please make this come out of your devil-hole so people will stop talking about us. Also, Josh keeps saying it has a purty mouth, and fudge that.”

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