Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant
“Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Matt Lauer?”
I feel confident saying that by today most of us have let our guard down and began to feel pretty confident that the world was not going to end in 2012, so we only have ourselves to blame for Kim Kardashian being pregnant. Our pride and decadence brought this upon ourselves. TMZ reports:
Yeezy dropped the baby bombshell on stage Sunday night in Atlantic City by simply asking the crowd, “Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?”
Our Kardashian sources confirm Kim is 12 weeks pregnant, and apparently several members of the K clan have been sitting on the secret.
Of course, the most ridiculous part of this news besides Kanye West confirming he’s exactly as stupid as he sounds, is that Kim is literally trying to act like she had no idea he’d tell everyone on stage, the night before the most wide open and empty news day of the entire year where it’d be guaranteed to get constant coverage. Because let’s not kid ourselves, the minute she missed her period, Kris Jenner cracked an eagle egg into a goblet and divined the exact date of this announcement from the bones and sinew, her powers already growing stronger. “Soon, Castle Greyskull will be mine. All mine. MUAHAHAHA!”