“Whatchoo talkin’ bout, Matt Lauer?”
I feel confident saying that by today most of us have let our guard down and began to feel pretty confident that the world was not going to end in 2012, so we only have ourselves to blame for Kim Kardashian being pregnant. Our pride and decadence brought this upon ourselves. TMZ reports:
Yeezy dropped the baby bombshell on stage Sunday night in Atlantic City by simply asking the crowd, “Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?”
Our Kardashian sources confirm Kim is 12 weeks pregnant, and apparently several members of the K clan have been sitting on the secret.
Of course, the most ridiculous part of this news besides Kanye West confirming he’s exactly as stupid as he sounds, is that Kim is literally trying to act like she had no idea he’d tell everyone on stage, the night before the most wide open and empty news day of the entire year where it’d be guaranteed to get constant coverage. Because let’s not kid ourselves, the minute she missed her period, Kris Jenner cracked an eagle egg into a goblet and divined the exact date of this announcement from the bones and sinew, her powers already growing stronger. “Soon, Castle Greyskull will be mine. All mine. MUAHAHAHA!”
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Since Kim is still married to Kris Humphrey, does that make him the legal father of that baby? If so, will he have to pay child support?
Uh, no big deal here. They’ve been hanging with Jay Z and Beyonce who schooled them on how easy it is to fake a pregnancy. Did you all think that she’d be willing and able to take on the rigors of pregnancy? Please.
Both are equally useless cunts. I hope their troll has her original features. That’s going to be one dark hairy baby.
Karma is going to be a bitch, and give them an ugly ass baby.
I can see it already. Hideous baby.
A daughter with Kanye’s face, and Kim’s ass. hahaha
Can’t wait to see how large that ass is going to get.
there can be no doubt that the bastard child will have a huge ass and it is my new year wish that it rips apart that Armenian whore’s pussy on its way out. Also, I hope it is stillborn
i almost hate myself for laughing so hard at the stillborn baby joke.
congrats mrs. humphries!
With such fucked up parents I’m certain in 25 years that poor kid will be on the Superficial writing lame comments to vent his frustration of all the hurt and anger his parents caused him. I know because I’m here too.
Congratz Kim. Who’s the father?
What was that ‘music’ Kanye was ‘performing’? This is supposed to be some kind of musical/hip-hop genius? That was freaking awful! Even his announcement was auto-tuned.
they are going to have the cutiest little turd together .
Soon she can be called a MILF.
She is way hotter au naturel than when she has 10lbs, of make-up on. That being said, she’s still a void of nothingness.
didn’t Kanye has that song…. what’s it called…. golddigger or somethin’
people are dumb enough to pay to see someone sing into an autotuned microphone?
i like her hair here…