The Kim Kardashian/Paparazzi Truce Has Ended. Begin The Ass Wars!

January 3rd, 2013 // 92 Comments
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Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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For the record, I really am trying to limit the amount of Kim Kardashian posts on here even though you people have repeatedly demonstrated you’ll click the shit out of anything that has to do with her giant butt, so really I just wasted both our time with this sentence. Anyway, what you’re witnessing here are more than just new shots of Kim at the gym this morning, but something that would’ve never happened a year ago which proves my theory that this baby is a Hail Mary pass to maintain relevancy (and sell sex tapes). You see, the paparazzi never used to go near Kim’s butt, and not just for general safety but because they had an agreement that she’d tell them where she was as long as they never shot her from behind. Granted, you still got the occasional butt shot because physics, but never would you see one of them get close enough for a prostate exam. It’s downright brazen. Although, not as brazen as her trying to hide it by pulling down the back of her shirt. I have depth perception, you bitch!

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

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    karlito
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    i’ve never seen a cow wear these types of pants before.

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    karlito
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    look how truly ugly she really is. zit covered face, pot belly and ginormous cottage cheese ass.

    • booboo

      zit covered face? her face is fine..so what if she has a pimple or two..that’s hardly a zit covered face. and as for the pot belly, it’s most likely an unflattering photo. kim kardashian fucking sucks and is a leech in what is our materialistic, corporation fueled world, but one thing she is not is ugly. unless you look inside. but on the outside, she’s damn sexy and i would puffin her muffins any day

  3. It’s true when they say that there are no winners in war.

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    Mike
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    SHE HAS THE UGLIEST BUTT EVER! photoshop is her best friend, why oh why do women want to have giant butts>>>its gross

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    Pepper's Pot
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    I, too, opt to skip underwear when going to the gym… I mean what better way to absorb nasty ass/vagina sweat than with sheer yoga pants?

    • CuriousTroll

      Does her vagina not discharge? How can anyone go to a gym wearing that and leaving disgusting crap on everything she sits? It just boggles the mind that she actually likes feeling tight nylon against her genitals while these ooze and sweat, think fresh mozzarella through cheese cloth. On the other hand, she probably doesn’t do much work at the gym (by looking at that ass it is easy to tell); it’s all just a pseudo event to pretend she works out and get attention. Keep the ass shots coming, paparazzi! Give us more reasons to feel better about ourselves.

  6. KK has a prostate, Fish? She had us all fooled with that tuck!

  7. She really should have spit out the gum when Willy Wonka warned her to.

  8. Nonny Moose

    Holy Cottage Cheese Whiz, Batman!

  9. EDDIE HITLER

    Fat fucking cow famous only for being pissed on (this should always be said whenever she pops up, by the way…people need to remember that SHE GOT PISSED ON. She is not famous for acting or having any talent whatsoever…her mom put her in a fake sex tape WHERE SHE GOT TREATED LIKE A HUMAN TOILET.)

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    winter
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    disgusting

  11. shitter’s full!

  12. Other brothers might well deny.

  13. judgingyou

    Just because you have a picture of the giant ass that’s melting doesn’t mean you should post it where people can see it. I’m a casualty of war now, Ass War I. May there never be a second.

  14. fart

    My ass is hotter than that and I’m a 49 year old couch potato.

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    Mateo
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    I like how she’s about to attempt to cover that ass up with the hoodie. GTFO!

  16. adz

    This pregnency is going to ruin her body..she’ll work like hell to lose the weight..but whatever shape she had will be long gone..

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    Damnit, we can’t embed pictures anymore??

  18. JC

    Rehab, I’ve been exposed to crack.

  19. Cock Dr

    Paps should get hazard pay…running up quickly behind a big cow could get you that million dollar sphincter shot or it could get you a hoof upside the head. Be alert!
    MOO

    • Nonny Moose

      Just imagine if that sphincter cut loose!

      Eight papparazi died in the explosion, which also claimed the lives of two dozen innocent bystanders. President Obama pledged to use the power of his office to end the epidemic of Kardashian horror shaking the nation. Literally shaking the nation, when that thing gets moving.

      “We can’t tolerate this anymore,” he said. “Surely we can do better than this?”

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    dirtdog
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    UGLY PIG!

  21. zomgbie

    shes already complaining that no one has offered her money yet for losing the baby weight.
    $$$$.
    jessica simpson please go straight to hell.

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    That is UGLY! Especially sine that is her “Asset” LOL

  23. inkydink

    Think of what that cottage cheese ass is going to look like in a few months. Watching Kim Kartrashian get FATTER is the only good thing about her being pregnant.

  24. Cher X

    Sad thing is – she did that to herself. Brazillian butt lift- where they take fat from one part of your body and put it in another.

    Seriously – her butt used to be a normal size years ago.

  25. I’ve always been a Kim Kardashian supporter (ever since puberty she’s needed all the support she could get), but this is fucking disgusting. That thing has developed it’s own gravitational field. Kim, whether or not you’ve ever had work done on that ass-teroid, now is definitely the time to give it serious consideration. What the fuck! You’re rich. Go for it.

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    Jentilly
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    Yea that ain’t going to cover it Kim, A for effort though!

  27. IndySteel

    That’s the same ass that Danny Devito used when he was the Penguin!

  28. Jade

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA that’s so sad.

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    The Royal Penis
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    LMAO at the attempt of modesty!

    It’s like she’s trying to cover the actual moon with a sheet.

    Just think, that ass hasn’t fully bloomed yet either…it’s still growing…just like that “precious life”, I mean ticket to stardom inside her…

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    Skippy86
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    Ahh she just couldnt wait to get started on that gunt.

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    That’s no moon.

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    Eris
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    Dude, has she never heard of panties? Those pants are see through, does she want to flash muffin all over…wait. ya. Rhetorical question.

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    the body that only a black man could love.

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    elliotspitzer
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    Wait … is this The Superficial or The People of Walmart site?

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    I clicked on “View Full Size” and my screen cracked. Thanks, assholes.

  36. What a disgusting looking ass. Uggh.

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    Allison Wunderlan
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    Who woulda thunk it? All this time, her uterus was in her ass. By the time March rolls around, she’s going to look like she’s sitting on one of those bouncy toys that were popular when we were kids.

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    growler
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    come on who in the world would ever show there ass like that if they were not raised like pieces of shit

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    growler
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    just total WHITE TRASH ! IM ASHAMED OF HER. WHAT A DISCRACE !

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    Toe Jam
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    Tag it, before it gets away!!!! Clever girl…RAWR!!!

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    Looks more like Octomom with a fat ass.

  42. Ssshhhh!!!

    With a ass that wide and it’s only going to keep getting W-I-D-E-R, she can join the rodeo,MmmmmOoooo!!!!!

  43. mrfknhappy

    Fuckin Beast is what she is. Nasty ass cow. If you think it’s bad now, just wait until she pops out that kid. MOOOOOOO!!!!!

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    JayceeM
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    Remember that scene from Indiana Jones with the giant boulder…

  45. bobalu

    I personally would like to lick her asswhole and worship that ass by putting a cock in it. Comment bots must be gay or fat jealous pig women.

    That being said, Kayne what the fuck were you thinking. You should have treated her like the cum dumpster she is.

  46. fart

    That’s what killed Len Bias…bad crack!

  47. cc

    Well, they didn’t find the Colossus of Rhodes, but at least they found its ass.

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    Hector
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    Like the websites say, kris humphries is theoretically the father of kanye and kims baby! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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    J
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    Karlito: Pot belly?? She’s pregnant!!

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    amir
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    Shes already developing the diaper butt that a lot of women get as they age… sad.

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