Kim Kardashian Will Tweet Baby Photos For Free Because Kanye West ‘Changed’ Her?

January 22nd, 2013 // 40 Comments
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If Teen Mom has taught me anything about pregnancy, it’s that having a child does absolutely nothing to help women make smarter decisions, and in some cases, actually makes them stupider, so get ready for this horseshit: Against Kris Jenner‘s pimp-wishes, Kim Kardashian actually wants to tweet photos of her baby for free because Kanye West helped her “change her priorities.” You just read that. Via Hollywood Life:

A source close to Kim told the New York Daily News that it’s Kim’s money hungry mom and manager Kris who is more interested in selling the first baby photos for money.
“Kim isn’t going to sell the pics. She’s not interested in doing that at all,” the source told the newspaper.
Ever since dating Kanye — who is super private like his pals Beyonce and Jay-Z — Kim has changed her priorities.
“Kris is the one who wants to make money, but Kanye has changed Kim so much. He’s not interested in doing any of that. He did one episode of her show and he’s not coming back on,” the source added. “He’s not ever shown on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. It’s just not good for his image and he’s way more private than Kim.”

Jokes aside, this actually makes sense when you realize Kim Kardashian pulled off an incredible gold-dig and really doesn’t have to do a fucking thing her mom says anymore. That is until she remembers the tapes. The hours upon hours of tapes. “My Kim, who’s this pooping on your chest?” she’ll say behind a monitor. “Why it’s Osama Bin Laden! How do you suppose that get on here? (Bring me the child.)”

Photo: Fame/Flynet

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  1. The day she misses a whoring opportunity is the day Snookie stops calling herself that and becomes a respectable member of society…

  2. Duh

    Well, I honestly think it’s a little late because her child will grow up knowing Mommy was famous for fucking someone and Daddy used to masturbate to the tape.

  3. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Life Star Nightclub
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Kim finally found a guy large enough to make her ass look big instead of huge.

  4. Cock Dr

    MOO

  5. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Life Star Nightclub
    Mr. Poop
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    **hacks up cum**

  6. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Life Star Nightclub
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    “Mike, let them take more than one picture. Her legs are fatter than mine.”

  7. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Life Star Nightclub
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    Wow.
    If you did that bitch in the red dress doggy style, your pillow would look like Big Bird wiped his ass with it.

  8. Mooooooooooooooooooo!

    She makes Jessica Simpson look anorexic.

  9. AndyDufresne

    Pregnant porn star. Why is this news?

  10. Translation, Kanye already wrote her the check for the amount she would get.

  11. How vain can this cunt get ?? Betcha she ends up getting just as much surgery and botox as this (Cindy Landon) when she “comes of age” … frightening !! The only thing moving is her tongue …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk5eqiE5z-M

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    I wouldn’t call her a gold digger. A whore, yes, but not a gold digger. She bought Kanye West a Lamborghini with money acquired from whoring.

    • Jesus Christ, do you really think she bought him a Lamborghini? Good lord. He had just come out with a song about Lamborghinis right around that time and lo and behold she magically “bought” him a Lamborghini. These people are fame and publicity whores. It is beyond obvious he bought or leased that Lamborghini for himself and then they concocted this story for PR.

      I mean for God’s sake the damn kitten he bought her as a present, which is probably dead now by the way, he told her to name Mercy which just happens to be the name of his song about Larmborghinis.

  13. Valentina

    She looks so bitter… maybe the pregnancy won’t pay off as well as she thought?

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    anonym
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    Yawn….

    You can clearly see how boring this party is.

  15. anonym

    Kris Jenner, goddamn money grubbin whore.
    I want to see her gang raped and thrown in a dumpster.

    Besides, when you see how ugly Kimye’s baby will be, you won’t want to buy the pictures.

  16. Well, you know the old saying – “A cow doesn’t change its spots.”

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    Stella
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    Why is she covering her stomach in these pictures? She already told everyone about her pregnancy. Or is it because she is not really pregnant? I have yet to see any stomach.

  18. paul

    She’ll give away the baby photos, just wait until that kid is old enough for a sex tape. Cha ching.

  19. Bill o

    I shit on her face

  20. kery

    She is so disgusting. Why do they want more money since they are millionaires??

  21. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Life Star Nightclub
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    “Goddamn pubic hairs…”

  22. brian

    Blah, blah, blah – gossip, gossip – blah, blah, blah….

    I still want to fuck her in the ass.

  23. Burt

    If she was really changed, she wouldn’t be using the baby for publicity.

  24. prlary

    yeah he changed her alright…NO…she was already black…through and through and in and out and never looked back and can’t go back…

  25. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Like her or hate her you have to admit the bitch knows how to make money.

  26. Don’t worry Pimp Mama Kris — this will only last until they separate. Then she’ll be selling pictures to spite him. ( What? Did you think she could make her nut on child support alone? For *1* child? Puh-lease.)

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    Cock Dr
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    MOO

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    Toe Jam
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    Moo?

  29. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Life Star Nightclub
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, Ms. Kim, I am a phrenologist, and what the bumps on your head tell me about you . . . eeewww!”

  30. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Life Star Nightclub
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    “My chest crack is the same length as my butt crack.”

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    Juch
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    What pregnant mother hasn’t dreamed of flying off to a party on the Ivory Coast with lots of booze and a strange albino woman? Its straight from Kim’s new book “What to Expect When You’re Drunk and Expecting”. Chapter One: Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is the New Black (and you know I love them black!).

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    against medical advice
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    looks like a really fun party! I’d rather watch re- runs of Gilligans Island non – stop with no bathroom breaks for 12 hours

  33. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Life Star Nightclub
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    Aww… Kanye is putting on sympathy weight to make Kim feel better.

  34. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Life Star Nightclub
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    So Pink was at this party, too?

  35. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Life Star Nightclub
    lalala
    Commented on this photo:

    we think you’re boring too.

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