Welp, The Democrats Just Lost
While it’s pretty much a given that today’s midterm elections will favor the Republicans because old, white people have nothing but time on their hands to vote, Kim Kardashian tweeting her support for Obama isn’t helping. You can just go ahead and call the whole thing right now. Not to mention, her “support” basically uses the President of the United States as an ad for her “Hollywood” app which should probably count as treason. Unless, of course, he’s actually in the game, and the final level involves buying the right dress so Obama will pee on you in a sex tape which would be some crazy stark realism. How is this thing not winning awards?