There’s A Naked Statue of Kim Kardashian Pregnant

June 6th, 2013 // 47 Comments

After attempting to blight the eyes of God with such creations as The Underage Armadillo Gang-Bang Will Be Televised and Hey, Remember Looney Tunes? I Turned Them Into Justin Bieber’s Dick, here’s Daniel Edwards‘ latest artistic endeavor which is, at last, his true golden calf, and I’m specifically saying that because it’s a naked statue of Kim Kardashian pregnant. Granted, he clearly ran out of clay while molding the ass, the important thing is he made little Kimye fetus statues and one’s the color of pee. Now whether that was unintended or a subtle reference to the coming Piss Apocalypse is what makes art so exciting!

Photos: AndraViak/AKM-GSI

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    that’s just about right.
    a black microphone supplanted in her mouth would be fitting

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    clearly the artist hasn’t seen her from behind

  3. Pretty sure this is Kanye’s butt plug.

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    oh god–she better not be having twins

  5. Deacon Jones

    He even covered it in dirt. Realistic.

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    Smapdi
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    Pfft. He left out the fizzing herpes sores.

    • The old Buda statues will now be retired. Loser NO-Talent Porn Stars will rub Buda Kim’s belly for luck to become rich off reality show fans ignorance!

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    Smapdi
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    “My real muse is Terry Richardson,” says Edwards. “Terry is a no-talent photographer who uses dumbass celebrities to promote his ‘art’, if you can call it that. And I thought, ‘hey, I can co-opt that strategy to push my no-talent sculpting! Cha-ching!”

  8. I would have just made a 5′ clay ball and said, “This is Kim.”

  9. Fish — PLEASE: Don’t do that again.

  10. is moderately turned on by the dismembered arms

  11. Josephus

    This post should have come with a spoiler alert for my lunch.

  12. Kodos

    Wow, there’s something to that whole “thou shalt not worship a graven image or something” business, huh?

    Who’dve thunk it?

  13. Jack Ketch

    Bloody good thing I haven’t eaten breakfast yet.

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    Dan
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    It’s so hard being another artist named Dan Edwards with this chucklehead out there.

  15. Looks like they shaved off about a ton of rock

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    anonymous
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    Too tall for a urinal to be place into it.

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    I’ve heard of artistic license, but c’mon…that ass is half the size of the real thing. But I do like the lack of arms.

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    Tip of the iceberg, I know, but needs way more clay packed onto the ankles

  19. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch

    The Mother of the Wendol

  20. Where is the statue of Kanye running away from this statue?

  21. Justin Bieber comes from Canada and Selena Gomez comes from Texas, so Edwards put a Canadian goose and an armadillo at the base of his sculpture of them.

    Kim Kardashian is Californian, so shouldn’t her statue have…a cow? After all, there’s a whole ad campaign that says hip-py cows come from California.

  22. Sheesh…she looks better than I thought she would. I think I’d hit it.

  23. The rendering of the moo creature was already done eons ago in India.

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    Natty Ice
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    “I totally don’t know how it hasn’t toppled over either!”

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    Appearantly, the entire sculpture is made out of butter, just like the actual Kim K.

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    Little Tongue
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    And this is why Kanye has been looking depressed as fuck lately.

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    After hours, knock on the back door, ask for Dave and he will let you piss on the statue for a dollar.

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    Ginger Rogers
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    This is not Kim K. It’s clearly the Venus of Wilendork, look it up!

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    The Pope
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    The last time I saw one of these, some cavemen that dressed like bears were ripping the heads off of a bunch of Vikings.

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    Do-Do
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    He must not have wanted to waste the plaster required to make the ass life-sized.

  31. Ian Burke

    “Kankles… more kankles!”

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    Verrrry sexy…

  33. Tyrone

    For some reason looking at this statue makes me have to pee.

  34. tlmck

    An inspired use of lard as a sculpting medium.

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    There will be much criticism of the statue but it will be ‘armless.

    Am I the first to that joke?

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    Incredibly womanly…incredibly sexy & hot…

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    Robb7
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    Ah, those short stubby legs covered in oozing psoriasis pustules…

  38. poopface

    10 thousand light years in the future.

    Son: Dad, where did this ancient sculpture come from?
    Dad: It was built in the ancient 21st century son.
    Son: Who was this women, what was she known for?

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    And this is finished? It’s crappy looking. He should’ve covered up the wire at least. Meh.

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    King Doosher
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    More power to all of the terrrrrrrible artists in LA who can ream a celebutard for a fat paycheck pandering to their stoopidity. BUT get that check and cash it fast cuz those millionaires are CHEAP FUCKERS.

  41. That’s from the movie where Jack Nicholson is the Devil and Cher sculpts the giant nekkid woman. That scene was like a prophecy full of foreboding.

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    sitsdeep
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    Looks like the “baby” is getting ready to birth something….another Kardashian?

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