Kim Kardashian Can’t Believe People Think She Waxed North West’s Unibrow

December 18th, 2013 // 23 Comments
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In case you can’t tell we’re only a week out from Christmas, the top story of the moment is whether or not Kim Kardashian did something to North West‘s unibrow before posting a picture of her to Instagram. An accusation Kim finds “sick” because she’s usually such an honest and trustworthy individual. Via Twitter:

Do people really think I would wax my daughters eyebrows so young? Come on, I’d wait until she’s at least 2 1/2!
I’m kidding!!! Its pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughters eyebrows. They are thick, natural and amazing!

Notice how Kim’s only mentioning the waxing claims when the general consensus is that she blurred the unibrow out which I guess is better? Except not really because the absolute bare minimum a mother should be able to do is at least look at her baby and find it beautiful without Photoshopping it before it’s old enough to crawl. I mean, Christ, even Snooki managed to change her behavior after becoming a mom instead of doubling down on it. Then again, she’s not a fur walrus raised by a vampire who made her do porn which is probably the nicest thing I’ll ever say about Snooki. I get soft this time of year.

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  1. Cock Dr

    “not a fur walrus raised by a vampire who made her do porn”
    The blog made me have a coffee out the nose moment today.
    Well done.

  2. Yeah I couldn’t believe you did porn either or you married a naive dude just for fame.

  3. Convex

    What is going on with Kartrashian’s upper lip? Is the gap between it and her nose is getting bigger or do I need new glasses?

    • Lady Satan

      She had plastic surgery – again. Looks like she tried to shorten the tip of her nose, but instead it made her upper lip gap look freakish. Like she didn’t look freakish enough with eyes jacked to the ceiling and that fake ass.

    • Bane

      Her nose looks like its 5 inches long. And her upper lip is the same size as her forehead. I’m going to estimate her face length at 18 to 24 inches.

    • Dox

      No kidding. That woman is a bizarre compilation of body dysmorphia, and narcissism. That child is going to wind up looking like the elephant man after she gets through with her.

  4. alex

    She can’t believe people think that? LOL I would believe literally anything negative about this vapid, awful person.

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    Tom L.
    Commented on this photo:

    go ahead RayJ…pee on it…you know she wants it…

  6. dennis

    Well her daughter’s eyebrows are different in that pic. If she didn’t have them waxed, she had them groomed.

  7. When did Joan Rivers grow her hair out?

  8. “…They are thick, natural and amazing. Just like her ass,” Kim said as she dressed her 9 month old in lingerie for the family’s Christmas calendar photo shoot.

  9. Zergling

    I get what she is doing, she says, “Do people really think I would…” the key word being “I.” She hired someone to do it so technically she isn’t lying. “I” didn’t do it some random person I paid did it.

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    cece
    Commented on this photo:

    she has RUINED her face

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    there’s so much love between those two – can’t you see it in their expressions? It’s NOT a business transaction; it’s true love!!!

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    Commented on this photo:

    This kid can title this photo ‘The time I almost had sex’.

  13. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
    Commented on this photo:

    “I came from the future to stop myself from taking a picture with you two door knobs. You are horrible people!”

  14. Johnny Barbells

    “Bitch, you SURE you not a Hobbit???”

  15. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
    Commented on this photo:

    “Five more minutes isn’t going to kill you!”
    “Take your time…I’m dead inside already!”

  16. Kim Kardashian Kanye West DuJour Magazine Event Honoring Marc Quinn Art Basel Miami
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is someone playing my new CD?”
    “No, that’s two homeless people fighting over a half eaten churro,”

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Honey, go to the car, crack a window and make sure our child has enough food and water.”
    “Bitch you spoil that kid!”

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    MiamiJoe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Listen kid, I can give you the name of my facial implant surgeon”
    “Tell him Juicy sent you”

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    MiamiJoe
    Commented on this photo:

    kayne thinking” Hey that dude dresses like ME, He cool”

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