In case you can’t tell we’re only a week out from Christmas, the top story of the moment is whether or not Kim Kardashian did something to North West‘s unibrow before posting a picture of her to Instagram. An accusation Kim finds “sick” because she’s usually such an honest and trustworthy individual. Via Twitter:
Do people really think I would wax my daughters eyebrows so young? Come on, I’d wait until she’s at least 2 1/2!
I’m kidding!!! Its pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughters eyebrows. They are thick, natural and amazing!
Notice how Kim’s only mentioning the waxing claims when the general consensus is that she blurred the unibrow out which I guess is better? Except not really because the absolute bare minimum a mother should be able to do is at least look at her baby and find it beautiful without Photoshopping it before it’s old enough to crawl. I mean, Christ, even Snooki managed to change her behavior after becoming a mom instead of doubling down on it. Then again, she’s not a fur walrus raised by a vampire who made her do porn which is probably the nicest thing I’ll ever say about Snooki. I get soft this time of year.