Whorin’ Whorin’ Whorin’, Keep Those Whores A Whorin’, Rawhide! (Now That’s A Cow Joke)

November 13th, 2013 // 28 Comments

In the past 24 hours, Kim Kardashian put two pics of North West on Instagram, and now here she is somehow being spotted by only one photo agency – These were exclusive. – despite Kanye repeatedly stating with crazy talk that he doesn’t want his daughter photographed by the paparazzi. Then again, he left the country without Kim again, so what’s she supposed to do? Sit around all day and not exploit an infant? That’s slavery.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    dirtdog
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    HOLY FUCK BATMAN! IT IS HUGE! MOOO!!! COW CUNT!

  2. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re a few months old, little one, so it’s more than time you earn your keep – no free ride for you, like Xander Jones has with his mom!”

  3. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “*psst*….do you now what you did to my fucking body?!? You selfish bitch!”
    (looks up, smiles at camera)

  4. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
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    Those poor spanx!

  5. Mike

    lol she is wearing black and white.. mooooooooooo

  6. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Kanye and I want privacy. Here are pictures of our baby.

  7. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
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    she always looks good in a belted galloway ensemble.

  8. In the old days the Native Americans would have been sharpening their arrow tips with glee in anticipation of the great feast they were going to have that night.

    • Freebie

      As an American Indian, Oneida tribe from Wisconsin, I resent your comment. Too much fat in that piece of meat.

  9. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The FBI investigation has uncovered the original source of those horrible zipper shrapnel injuries.
    A photo of the terrorist has been released to all media outlets.

  10. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    Renzomatic
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    Like sands through the hourglass, these are days of our lives…

  11. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
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    So basically she has turned into a living example of the cro-magnon female fertility symbol.

  12. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    Rianon
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    You can totally see she gets upper lip injections from this picture. She looks like she has a snout!

  13. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    have you seen her in a bikini? remember that ass is square and full off lumps and holes like cottage cheese.
    that must be some heavy skirt fabric to mold and hold that lard ass in!

  14. Fresco

    Her baby is really cute. I hope she’s going to be OK growing up in that family.

  15. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    Freebie
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    Actually, when she covers up her body and the bottom half of her face with a blanket, she’s quite pretty.

  16. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    anonymous
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    I guess when you are rich you hire people to do the math because that’s not a 40lb weight loss.

  17. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    mariebal
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    Looking good!

  18. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    kristaj
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    she looks amazing!

  19. kery

    She needs a diet and a lot of exercise pronto!!

  20. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, it’s J-Lo!

  21. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    Teddy
    Commented on this photo:

    What a cow…why didn’t farmer brown keep the barn doors closed so this heifer couldn’t get loose and terrorize our eyes.

  22. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    mu
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    You can totally see how she lost all the baby fat the rag mags keep touting…NOT…MOOOOO

  23. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    Robb7
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    A toss-up between the jacked-up face and the hideous body — and, yeah, the outfit — what all mothers wear when running around with a baby! Maybe she’ll take a header one day on those Egyptian roof climbers she sports.

  24. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    john
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    damn look at those milk jugs

  25. Wm. Norwood

    So does she lactate milk, or pee?

  26. Kim Kardashian Covering Baby Norths Head With A Blanket
    Mi
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    I think she realizes that she can’t have dark hair because people will start thinking Michael Jackson has come back to life.

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