Kim Kardashian Went To Paris Without Her Baby

Here’s Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris over the weekend after leaving North in California because making grandma money is the one, true purpose for mommy’s huge, fake breasts. That said, I’ve been joking that Kim got liposuction while in hiding so she could shill some sort of “dramatic” post-pregnancy weight loss, but to her credit, she looks exactly like a woman who had a baby three months ago and hasn’t exercised once because it’s hard. I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong.

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