Kim Kardashian Went To Paris Without Her Baby

September 30th, 2013 // 57 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris over the weekend after leaving North in California because making grandma money is the one, true purpose for mommy’s huge, fake breasts. That said, I’ve been joking that Kim got liposuction while in hiding so she could shill some sort of “dramatic” post-pregnancy weight loss, but to her credit, she looks exactly like a woman who had a baby three months ago and hasn’t exercised once because it’s hard. I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong.

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  1. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
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    I thought black was supposed to be a “thinning color”.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      Submarines are usually black, as are some types of hippos and rhinos. Past a certain size black is not going to help matters.

      Maybe if she sat in the dark? Yes, that would kelp.

  2. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
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    Good God she is thick! Cover that leg up!

  3. Cock Dr

    You can clearly see how happy they both are with each other.

    Kim has successfully secured the necessary qualification for 18 years of child support checks…she can ditch him now for the next victim.

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    You can almost feel bad for Kanye, he looks like a beaten man. He never had a chance.

  5. She’s his beard. The guy is gay. I could care less but it would career suicide for him to come out.
    Now she will exploit that black baby for every fucking dime.

  6. ruckus

    I wonder, when Kanye throws one of his tantrums, does it makes Kim lactate?

  7. bob

    what kind of mother leaves her first born after 3 months to go on vacation. You’d think a mother wouldn’t want to seperate herself from the most important thing in her life at the moment. Though not for these vapid self centered beings. Even their own offspring don’t mean shit.

    • With any other mother, I’d agree with you, but the baby has a better chance the LESS time she spends with this vapid cunt. Hopefully it will grow up to be exactly opposite this bitch. I think the child of a coke-addled prostitute meth-head child-abuser has a better chance at turning out normal than North has.

  8. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
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    Sure, she forgot her baby. But she remembered her douche.

  9. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
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    “I brought leather jogging pants to Prada three years ago. I brought studded-sole boots to Doc Martens in 1977. I brought not putting your arms through your jacket sleeves to Napoleon in 1794. I am fashion, and right now, fashion feels like it’s towing around the weight of the world.”

  10. oh i know

    her baby’s name is “north” but her boobs are “East” and “West”…

  11. Ha

    If you have a baby that is three months old and you leave it to go traipsing around Paris with your gay best friend then you are a shitty mother and you will always be a shitty mother and one day your kid will pay you back in shittiness ten fold.

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    Freebie
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    The old lady behind her looks like she has a better figure than Kimmooooo.

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  15. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
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    Time to Practice Cow Tipping

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    Dollar Bill
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    Why does Gay Fish always look like one of those kids that had to ride the short bus?

  17. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
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    @Rubber ~ you crack me up! Thanks for a good belly laugh to start my day. You are spot on!

  18. Robb7

    She looks like some old Vegas hooker — seams splitting, ill-fitting, wrinkled mess of a dress, plus the fried, dyed hair and that dumb-ass vacant look. God! do these two assholes deserve each other!!

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    Deacon Jones
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    BOOM……BOOM…….BOOM…….BOOM

  20. andy

    has no one else noticed her nipple?? you can see right through her top lol

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    Deacon Jones
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    (BOOM….BOOM…..BOOM…BOOM)

    “FE, FI, FO, FUM…I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN…BE HE ALIVE OR BE HE DEAD, I’LL GRIND HIS BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD”

  22. As soon as that baby can walk, I hope it finds a way to run far away from these two and Kim’s mother. Good luck little one.

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    Oaktown
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    Moooo, Moooo.

    Mother cows just keep moving. Its up to the calf to keep up.

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    “Kim Kardashian and Kanye West leave the Givenchy fashion show in Paris.”
    When did Kanye West go blonde? And white, for that matter?

  25. It warms my heart to see a couple so in love…

  26. kravdan

    OMG! It’s Tyler Perry hanging with Kanye!

  27. Kanye loves the meaty women.

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    John Travolta
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    I see they’re trying to make her look…”not Armenian.”

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    mark
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    Mom of the year! J Lo light.

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Feed the world you cow !

    Damm, if only I was rich/black/well hung……

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    C’mon, SOMEONE hack her stuff and let’s see them puppies !

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    GOOD luck with that ! Look at all that weight SO low to the ground ! VERY low cg…..

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    lily
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    What a good mother :) Glad to see she is enjoying motherhood. Fucking selfish piece of shit.

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    jefito?
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    Fat, rubbery fake blonde cow forced into designer clothes, salivating at the thought of being photographed to accompany her fashion-obsessed gay fish boyfriend while her newborn child is at home with the nauseatingly narcissistic, smoky eyed devil that is Kris Jenner. Kris is probably snapping pictures of the baby and selling them to 15 magazines as I type this. Fucking whores, all of them.

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    poratoe
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    Kanye so FUCKING obviously dressed her. My God. It is sickening.

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    PP
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAH THEY LOOK SO FUCKING STUPID. IDIOT COUPLE OF THE YEAR………..IN BLACK

  37. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
    bla bla
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    that s a gross side boob cow ! mooooooooooooooo

  38. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
    bla bla
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    mooooooooo mooooooooooooooooooo somebody milk that cow

  39. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
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    when is this fat ugly cow go away forever ?

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    Edvard Munch
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    Here’s a photo of Kanye having second thoughts.

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    Devast
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    Isn’t the nipple at full derp on the left moob?

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    Freebie
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    Who is that old lady in the background. She’s in a lot of Kim’s pictures.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    that older gal seems to be there to make sure Kim does not tip over

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    Ginger Fail
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    Someone pooped!

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    MarketingMike
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    Uhmmmm, Why is Kim 30lbs lighter in her selfies?

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    Britney Spears
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    He looks like a black Liberace

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    Jess
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    Steps carefully because her ASS#- baby is overdue.

  48. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage See-Through
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    She needs a “Wide Load” sign

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    Little Tongue
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    That nipple clearly wants out…

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    Little Tongue
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    Kim? How about retirement? You and your baby daddy can afford it. Stay home, take care of your baby, You deserve it (and so do we!).

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