‘Pay Moooo Attention To Moooo Me, You Guys’

If you’re sitting there thinking, “Another Kardashian post?” they’ve been flashing their shit a lot lately which not only allows me to link the words Kim Kardashian naked for maximum SEO, but also attach tit-related media for you to click on and/or express how much you hate them which is in and of itself another click. And if all of that sounds ominously like the End Times, when John spoke of the beasts he actually meant butts. Butts will speak like a dragon and demand images of them be made. Instantly if possible:

Alright, Duggars, this is what you were machine-gunned out of a vagina for. Don’t get scared now.

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