Kim Kardashian Is Naked Again, Right On Schedule

Let’s get the Kardashians out of the way like a morning dump except minus the well-earned feeling of accomplishment. Here’s Kim Kardashian naked on Instagram because at this point even her diabetic brother is getting more press than her, and she needs to prove to all the “haters” that can she totally bounce back from childbirth by posting a low-res, pixelated image that masks any and all signs of Photoshop. Fucking showed them! But mostly Kim knows literally every single site will post it for cheap and easy clicks just like her vagina, and that time she balanced a champagne glass on her naked butt. She’s the pink slime in our Internet McNuggets.

When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

And for shits and giggles, here’s Kylie Jenner in high-res because she’s only 18 and still has that fresh-off-the assembly-line smell. I heard she even passed the Turing test then stabbed her creator. True story.

Ice blue baby

A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

UPDATE: Gee, I wonder who made Kylie pull her pic.

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