Kim Kardashian’s Butt Is Naked

So I’m going to talk sexually about Kim Kardashian’s naked ass for a minute because I’m pretty sure it’s not on the cover of Paper to spark a discussion on common core. In fact, legend has it, there are words written beneath her ass that say it’s here to “break the Internet,” but we lost three interns trying to confirm it. They weren’t mountain ready. Anyway, here’s Kim’s giant butt which looks even gianter when you Photoshop the shit out of her waist because apparently already being the size of a small space station isn’t enough. What’s the purpose here besides making every form of sex with her anal? Kim Kardashian could be in another room giving you a handjob with Inspector Gadget arms, and you’d still be doing her in the butt. Technically, we’re all having sex with her ass right now just reading this post. (No eye contact.)

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