Kim Kardashian: ‘My Entire Body is Hairless’

August 17th, 2010 // 133 Comments

Kim Kardashian appears in the September issue of Allure where she reveals she’s entirely hairless – entirely – and inadvertently admits to making a sex tape just to get her own reality show:

On her ass being the smoothest mountain in North American:
“I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms…my entire body is hairless.”

On her willingness to do whatever it takes to be on TV:
“In elementary school, The Real World came on, and I was like, That’s it! I know I want to be on a reality show. And I was like, OK, when I’m old enough, I will make an audition tape.

On pretending her sex tape wasn’t the “audition tape” mentioned above:
“It was humiliating. But now let’s move on. Not that I don’t think it’s [no one's] business, but I think I’ve done a good job of replacing negative things with positive things. Doing a show with my entire family, I think people got to see the real me.”

Up until this point, I would’ve assumed only Tila Tequila had the balls to turn around and say, “Now you get to see the real me,” after telling a blatant lie about leaking her own sex tape, so kudos to Kim Kardashian for finally crossing that threshold where reality no longer exists and you believe just saying something makes it true. On that note, is she still trying to be a recording artist? Because I hear the Juggalos have this amazing venue for new artists. I’d be happy to make some calls.

Photos: Allure

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  1. Que

    Que lok es bueno por que photoshop.

  2. Jason

    Wait. I see a lot of hair on top of her head.

  3. Pico Mornay

    I’ll eat her hairless ass all day long!!!!

    • billabong021

      I’ll eat off of her hairless ass all day long, provided its wiped clean between meals.

      Also, wtf up with that armenian thing? I googled armenians, they’re FUGLY as hell!

  4. Pico Mornay
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll Eat Her Hairless Ass All Day Long!!!!!!!!

    First!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Viv

    What abour the hair on her head?

  6. ItseffingME

    I don’t care what anybody says, this is a beautiful woman. Big ass or not. Just startlingly beautiful.

  7. PunkA

    The irony is that her sex tape got her whole family employed. Hell, I bet mom Kris was holding the camera while Kim took it from behind, the Yetti was doing the lighting, and the hot sister the make up. Bet that was a whole family production. The fact she still acts like it came out without her 100% permission still totally pisses me off, though. She has ZERO integrity.

    • Zooman

      a) I’ve heard that Kris is a dirty little whore in the bedroom (from a former pro athlete that used to fuck her every now & then – hi Jay)

      b) you’re absolutely right. Kardashian and that whore Danielle Staub act like they’re victims, like they got nothing out of it (Staub said “What am I supposed to do, spend a million dollars to fight it?” but never mentions she got 7 figures to release the fucking thing

      Cunts like this are just semen receptacles.

  8. Her plastic surgery team in coordination with dermatologists & trainers & makeup artists seem to do a great job with this big assed beast.
    That cover pic is fantastic.
    She is one expensive whore & it’s only available to rich black professional athletes.

  9. What’s that atop her noggin? Macaroni and cheese?. She better hope not if she ever gets close enough to Kirstie Alley.

  10. Nicole

    Aren’t armenians super hairy…so hairless with more laser removal than Chewbacca.

  11. McFeely Smackup

    so basically she’s admitting that rather than being “hairless”, she’s actually covered in hair like a yeti and has to have it all lasered off to keep from being drug off to the zoo every month.

    that’s actually pretty gross. think about what that full body stubble feels like when it’s growing back.

  12. Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    i just got a boner

  13. Doc Schweinstrudel

    It reminded me of a conversation I had with my brother on the train:

    -Look! But for the moustache this man looks exactly like our aunt Lucia!
    -This guy has no moustache.
    - But aunt Lucia does.

  14. Kock Goesinya
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s so beautiful!

  15. manboob
    Commented on this photo:

    shes a big hairless CAT

  16. Deacon Jones

    hmmm, I don’t know of much you can do to compensate for letting a jig piss in your mouth, on tape. Other than joining the KKK.

  17. Armando

    Hey Kim whats that on your head? Over your eyes? Hair – you lying bitch.

  18. Nobodybutme

    I WOULD LIKE TO SEE FOR MYSELF!!!!!

  19. HowiePheltur
    Commented on this photo:

    Touching, Squeezing, Licking… ahhhh… now resting. Thank you.

  20. Weeweewee-alltheway-home

    LOOK AT THIS PHOTO.

    Tweezed brows. Botox. Hair removal on the upper lip. Nose job. Tit job. Fake eyelashes. Lip injections.

    WHAT A FUCKING PLASTIC CUNT.

    She must absolutely hate, and I mean DESPISE, her natural, furry, fat self.

  21. Me

    That must be pretty difficult for an Armenian to maintain. Those bitches are hairy mother fuckers.

  22. Gene

    Air heads come in all different sizes.

  23. Commented on this photo:

    someone should loan her a dictionary so she can look up the meaning of the word “entirely”.

    having seen her sex tape, she’s definitely not hairless.

    although she DOES have one of the prettiest, softest, chubbiest pussies I’ve ever seen…

  24. Trey Whizzlenutt
    Commented on this photo:

    Not so much hairless as she has a team beating back the hairyness. Still, this fact makes her about 60 percent more tolerable.

  25. J.R.

    Sooo… this means she draws her eye-brows on? Bulls%$t! Just another liar… which I must say makes her a very ugly woman (or person, for that matter.) And THAT doesn’t look like a wig either. What a LIAR!

  26. I hate Kim…. but I will admit she looks pretty good in that first pic (for a change. Usually she looks like an attention whore).

  27. SHE SHOULD GROW A HAIRY BEAVER SO I CAN RUB MY DICK ON IT

    HER RAZOR MUST SMELL LIKE A FUCKIN SHIT WHEN SHE SHAVES HER ASS HOLE

    • Jac

      I’m pretty sure she had that lasered off too. Probably had her anus bleached too. Ten-to-one the only thing real on Kim is the pee that Ray J expelled on her.

  28. FruitLoop

    What does she do, wax her ENTIRE body? I understand she means to tell us she shaves her pussy completely. Humans have hair all over their body, EVERYWHERE, except our palms and bottom of our feet.

    Maybe young girls that idolize and wanna grow up just like Kim will be sure to keep themselves nice an shaved.

  29. lol

    plastic and fake. anything more to say?

  30. gross

    the only reason she is “beautiful”‘ is because of plastic surgery. this chick is nothing less than a lying, air headed brat.

  31. Eric

    Love a smooth woman. She just went up a notch in my book.

  32. Jessics

    Why is she suddenly a Caucasian woman? Is that an added bit if photoshopping to try and convince us that she has no body hair?

    • Cyrus

      She was always a Caucasian woman, in both definitions of the term.

      Caucasian — (people indigenous to the Caucus Mountains) Yep, she is Armenian, or at least half.

      OR

      Caucasian — (people of the Caucasoid race: i.e. European, West Asian, South Asian, North African). Yep, she is Caucasoid.

  33. Kelley

    Check this out … “I’ve never had any work done.” Fuck, I don’t think she has an original body part left !!

    http://starcasm.net/archives/23945

  34. nameless

    we already know she released the sex tape to become famous. we also already know this bitch as more work done to her body than custom hot rods.

    her face as morphed over the last year alone with her new cheek implants.

    • Kelley

      You got ‘er … good one !! Probably the only thing she hasn’t had done is a knee-lift … she may not have ass-implants either, but there’s definitely been injections down there. Check out old pictures of her. She wasn’t that attractive. When is this clown going to realize that everyone knows she’s as plastic as a Cracker Jack toy ? Demi Moore also denies having any work done despite the boob job, Botox, nose job, cheek implants, knee lift and God knows what else, hilarious.

  35. Froghammer

    Well, that’s a full-time job.

  36. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    STUPID HIGH NO CLASS ESCORT GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WORLD DIE SOCIOPATH PATHOLOGICAL LIAR

    • Janet

      Wow “death” and 99% of the people commenting on this really need to get their own lives. Most of you sounds like bitter, unhappy little people. I would hate to be any of you.

  37. Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    not a big fan of a hairless pussy

  38. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    KIM IS SO DESPERATE TO MARRY GETTING OLD KIM

  39. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    HOW JEALOUS IS KIM THAT THE BEASTLY SISTER WITH A PERSONALITY LANDED A PRO-BALLER.

  40. STEVE HOLT!!
    Commented on this photo:

    ummm… so does she wear a wig??? eyebrow prostheses? I ask because i clearly see hair… photoshop? can Daisy weigh in on this? can i stop (mis)using the question mark?

  41. j
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks more and more like her mom everyday which sucks but i’d still make sex with her all day.

  42. Daisy
    Commented on this photo:

    FAKE!!!! FAKE!!! FAKE!!!1
    this picture is all SHOPPED!
    YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE THE SHADOWS ARE ALL WRONG.

    This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx was sitting in a chair in an empty room, and the voice ame in claiming he was number 6. When Max asked who the voice was, he said that would be telling.

    Max told the voice – I’m not a number I’m a free man.

  43. stephiphany

    Without laser hair removal I bet she’d have pubes up to her belly button.

  44. squiggy

    1 – Last time I checked, she’s not bald, so we know she gots brains!
    2- lol @ the concept of a hairless Armenian. How dumb does she think we are…oh never mind, I forgot about number 1 again.

  45. Crat

    Destroying hair follicles is really, really bad for one’s skin. Follicles contain the stem cells that regenerate it.

  46. johncena123

    fucking ugly concieted fatass ok well shes not fat shes just a midget with a horse face and HUMOUNGUS HIPS holy god there like 50 inches

  47. Me

    Her face is hideous. Kourtney is the hottest sister. The younger one looks to be maturing into a beautiful girl too. Kim and the amazon Khloe are ass-ugly. Kim has a nice body though. Khloe… she is just a fat mess.

  48. jimbo

    so whats on your head? an Armenian Squirrel?

  49. jimbo

    shaving that ass must take hours?

  50. anon

    hahaha…i bet Kim thought if she mentioned a hairless pie it would be sexy. Instead, we are all thinking about how it takes an medical doctor with an industrial strength laser to remove all the hair from her huge hairy Armenian ass.

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