Because Sears made her, or whatever the hell this report from TMZ is supposed to mean, Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for $20 million because she thinks they specifically cast Melissa Molinaro (above) to make it look like Kim is their new spokesperson:
But our sources say … the suit was filed because Sears felt the Old Navy commercial compromised its ad campaign for the Kardashian Kollection — an exclusive line of clothing and bedding that launches in about a month and a half.
We’re told Sears execs actually questioned if Kim was part of the Old Navy ads. The company feels the ad creates confusion in the marketplace and that happens to be exactly what Kim needs to prove to win her suit.
Of course, this case will never hold up in court – I don’t care what Harvey Levin and his real, non-forged law degree says. – because you can’t really call somebody who doesn’t even have an ass a Kim Kardashian impersonator. That’s like Burt Reynolds suing someone without a mustache and raw sex appeal. And if Sears really wants to prove they’ve got the real Kim, just make her do something Melissa Molinaro can’t do:
Interracial golden showers Host an entire backyard barbecue on her shelf-butt, complete with a brand new Kenmore grill, patio bar and bocce ball court. (Friendly tip: You might to want avoid cooking anything that gives off the aroma of chicken or ribs. Just trust me.)