Kim Kardashian is Suing Over This

July 25th, 2011 // 97 Comments

Because Sears made her, or whatever the hell this report from TMZ is supposed to mean, Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for $20 million because she thinks they specifically cast Melissa Molinaro (above) to make it look like Kim is their new spokesperson:

But our sources say … the suit was filed because Sears felt the Old Navy commercial compromised its ad campaign for the Kardashian Kollection — an exclusive line of clothing and bedding that launches in about a month and a half.
We’re told Sears execs actually questioned if Kim was part of the Old Navy ads. The company feels the ad creates confusion in the marketplace and that happens to be exactly what Kim needs to prove to win her suit.

Of course, this case will never hold up in court – I don’t care what Harvey Levin and his real, non-forged law degree says. – because you can’t really call somebody who doesn’t even have an ass a Kim Kardashian impersonator. That’s like Burt Reynolds suing someone without a mustache and raw sex appeal. And if Sears really wants to prove they’ve got the real Kim, just make her do something Melissa Molinaro can’t do: Interracial golden showers Host an entire backyard barbecue on her shelf-butt, complete with a brand new Kenmore grill, patio bar and bocce ball court. (Friendly tip: You might to want avoid cooking anything that gives off the aroma of chicken or ribs. Just trust me.)

Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


  1. DogBoy

    she looks more like KK than KK does.

    • God is Black

      Right on Bro! I would fuck her until it hurt! KK looks weird period with the plastic surgery and her ass that has its own gravity field! I like midgets(Melissa) so you can turn them upside down while standing up and eat their carpet while they bj you or drop them on their head and fuck them, whatever……………..

    • eatme

      …right, this is that fucking loooooooooser from Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search For the Next Doll. This chick is so fucking annoying that I would seriously hate to see her have any success. Some people, like Ashton Kutcher, just deserve to fucking die and this bitch is one of them.

    • Angus

      Kim K’s just mad because sponsors started asking for her to make her huge ass smaller like how it was in the Old Navy ads.

  2. suck it

    isnt this Reggie Bush’s new woman???

    • Exactly. I am sure this has nothing to do with fueling the lawsuit as well.

      KK stands for kunt-kunt.

    • Burt

      Oh, man. You’re totally right. Thanks for bringing it up. I wasn’t aware of this. Mmm, I wonder why the media isn’t mentioning this. It’s a very important detail, I’d say.

      As for whether she has a case to sue…The only resemblance between both is that they are brunettes. One’s obviously Italian and the other’s clearly Indo-European.

      • Jkaren can see Reggie’s type clearly here; they look alike as hell. Legally I’m not sure it’ll hold up; is every Blonde, cali-babe suing one another too?

  3. parasonic

    Kim WISHES she looked like her!

    • cc

      Dedicated to Kim K

      I’m a little pisspot, short and stout
      Here is my behind and here is my snout,
      When I get all steamed up, hear me pout
      Then roll me over and rub one out!
      [as song ends, lean over and hold dildo toward anus]

      I’m a greedy little pisspot, yes it’s true
      Let me show you what you can do
      Point your dangle and let it spout [direct dildo at top of head]
      Then roll me over and rub one out!

  4. PopeyesChicken

    I can already smell dem chickens a cookin’ sirah!

  5. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Reggie Bush
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn girl you lookin’ good!

  6. Tom

    Looks like Staten Island trash.

  7. Just confirms the whoretrashians are incapable of earning one solitary dollar by working. Wish they’d all die. And fwiw that other chick doesn’t look like kim, just has same hair color big fucking deal

  8. Just waiting for Khloe to jump on the “me too” bandwagon and sue George Lucas.

  9. Vivian

    why not? that’s what the business is all about and we will all be entertained with this.

  10. uncle ruckus

    You know who else has a “non-forged law degree?” Our esteemed commander-in-chief. Or so they tell us.

    • had to work that in didnt you, fuckin teabaggers. here’s back at ya, before you bring up the debt ceiling next..

      • MILF

        Thanks dudeatdudedotdude!

      • uncle ruckus

        Uh, yeah, ok. But what does that have to do with Barry being a fraud?

      • rican

        C’mon @dude, let’s stick to insults attempts at being funny. Reagan LOWERED taxes, Mr. O wants to RAISE them. And percentage comparisons don’t work when comparing trillions to billions.

      • uncle ruckus

        Typical brainwashed leftists. Throw whatever the hell out there and hope it sticks, whether it is pertinent or not.
        My post was not an endorsement for past administrations. The Bush dynasty is in on it too. They’re all puppets.
        And you are a fucking SAP for carrying their water like good little useless idiots.

      • uncle ruckus

        “Their” meaning the current regime.

    • Drunk Driver

      Reagan raised taxes 11 times. Obama wants to let the Bush tax cuts expire. The same tax cuts that destroyed the country and created zero jobs in the last 10 years.

      • uncle ruckus

        Thank you, Drunk Driver, for your report from the bizarro world.

      • watson

        lol uncle ruckus, next you will deny that Reagan never granted amnesty to illegal aliens in the 1980s. And face it, how the hell will we pay back our debt without revenue? We cant just print more. Just cut spending and raise taxes especially on the rich. Oh yeah and get rid of that 120,000 dollar pension guaranteed to members of Congress. Congress members can also take a pay cut as far as Im considered. What kind of job lets you set your own salary?
        Oh Homeland Security can also be dismantled. If the FBI and CIA cant get the job done and collaborate then we are already fucked. All I see of Homeland Security is their work with copyright infringement.

      • watson

        uncle if u did your research and didnt rely on a bunch of emotional rhetoric like Fox News, you would know that Reagan cut tax rates, mostly for the rich in 1981 and then signed TEFRA in 1982 which was supposed to raise tax revenue $1 for every $3 Congress cut in spending. So yes he did raise them in a sense. At least that what I gathered from googling that shit. It took me like 5 minutes to read and assimilate that. Bizarro land can be easily accessed.
        Nutjobs like u make it hard to keep coming back to the Superficial. I dont see this daily random political nonsense on Dlisted. I mean really, on a Kim Kardashian post? GTFO.

  11. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    guy on left: “why are girls such fucking bitches?” while looking at the two on the right.
    girl in ballerina dress: “if i were pretty, people would look at me”

  12. hmna

    As much as I hate to admit it, I did do a double-take when I saw the commercial the first time. I briefly wondered who KK was lip-synching to. The Google set me straight.

  13. I doubled over in laughter where Sears called the Kardashian Kollection “exclusive”. That fat-assed whore will slap her name on anything to make a buck.

    • cc

      The bizarre thing is the companies that think she is a good choice. Shape Ups? Really? I didn’t realize there was a huge untapped market segment for women that have regular size asses they want upsized to the dimensions of Mercury.

    • What??? Next you’ll be telling use that Sears isn’t he seat of high fashion for Hollywood trend setters.

  14. momo

    She looks smart

  15. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    Holy Shit CATFIGHT!! Kardashian v Molinaro – put it on PPV

  16. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    So good looking chicks can’t be models these days without getting sued.

  17. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    well, she does have the hepatitis jaundice look that Kim is so known for…so there might be a case here.

  18. Deacon Jones

    I think the best part about this that Reggie likes about this new chick is he doesnt think of Ray Ray pissing in her mouth when he kisses her.

  19. Arzach

    That girl Melissa is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than the fake plastic ass of KK

  20. bing

    We should burn them like we used to burn witches.

  21. Inmate 12236969

    I’m not a fan of KK the fame whore but I seen that commercial and KK needs to sue them they’re trying rip the bitch off.

  22. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Puleeze. This woman’s ass is less than half of the infamous KK buttocks.

    • Blech

      THANK you. Like, maybe if this girl swallowed a clone of herself, then– THEN– I could see what Kardashian means.

  23. zomgbie

    scented with the fragrance of morning fresh exotic urine.

  24. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    bi chick
    Commented on this photo:

    This is so dumb. Just because she’s petite with some curves and long, dark hair? Give me a break, she looks nothing like Kim.

  25. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like Katie Couric’s wonk eyes and Audrina Partridge’s cavernous cleavage had a bastard child.

  26. Lucifer

    Guess what?! No one cares! Go away already, you’re famous for nothing. Scientist curing diseases deserve more attention than this tramp gets.

  27. Mandy

    This girl was on the Pussycat Doll reality TV show. She’s a singer and dancer – THAT’S why she was cast in the commercial. She looks more like Eva Longoria anyway.

  28. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Except this chick has a bad boob job…

  29. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    good old pancake butt

  30. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    “I just got word that you’re not a Kardashian. Come on, off the stage.”

  31. Sarah

    I have to say I actually thought this person WAS Kim Kardashian when I first saw this picture, and also when I first saw the Old Navy ad…so I guess I can understand what the law suit is sort of based on, but I didn’t think sort of looking like a certain celebrity made you unable to be in commercials. I don’t think this law suit has any real merit….but watch them win…. and win millions….

    • I can back you up on that. When I saw the commercial I wasn’t sure it was Kim Kardashian, but I wasn’t sure it wasn’t either. It looked enough like her to raise the question.

      So yeah, Old Navy probably did deliberately use a KK lookalike for the commercial. But unless Kim can successfully get a court order for the girl to get her face smashed, or to never work in modeling…you just gotta live with it. It’s just like every asian person on TV looks like Jackie Chan…but you don’t hear him complaining.

  32. Artofwar

    ….The irony– America in its totality can be summed-up as one colossal collective Kim Kardashian– so if one despises Kim Kardashian and yet also happens to be an American, then consciously and/or subconsciously one despises self.

    The very illustration that a Kim Kardashian persuasion can become grotesquely financially successful in America, allows favorable credence as to why Muslim Extremist would petition to see American annihilated. And why not? America has become the modern day version of Sodom and Gomrrah, in which the only thing that is worshiped/celebrated more than its whores is its money.

    The Kim Kardashians of America are not truly the core of what sickens America. The Kim Kardashians of America are simply the symptoms of the cancer that has indeed killed America. It is an insidious methodical cancer, it is malignant, and it can now be found in every internal function of the American collective body.

    In essence, America is already dead, and soon the stench of its rotting corpse will have even the most staunch supporters steeped in denial, no longer continuing their disbelief that she–America–is indeed, long-passed deceased.

    And to everything that begins, let there be an end….Artofwar

  33. Valentina

    Terrible boob job though.

  34. Julie

    Does Kim think that every non-blond is her look alike and a Kim wannabee? She must really have a big head to match her ass!

  35. Loulou

    Is it just me but she looks more like Eva Longoria than KK.

    • PoorMaryKelly

      That’s what I was thinking. Also, I’m no snob, but when I’ve sunk to the point where I’m buying my clothing from Sears, I hope someone will show me some mercy and just have me put down.

    • Jessics


  36. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the looks of Melissa Molinaro 100 times more than KK. At least she has a sweet ass and not a frigging dirigible attached to her backside. I pop this cutie in a heartbeat and would kick KK to the curb with no regrets.

  37. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Peckerwood Mcgeery
    Commented on this photo:

    Check out the fat bitch pointing at the camera

  38. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Peckerwood Mcgeery
    Commented on this photo:

    Better looking then kim is now. Kim used to be hotter before the alien head

  39. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s about 1.5 asses short of a Kardashian

  40. me

    i wonder if anyone at sears realised that the Kim Kardashian Kollection has the initals KKK… oh maybe thats what they mean by exclusive

  41. rt

    Melissa actually has talent thats why she was hired.

    Kim is just jealous of her cause she is dating Reggie.

    Melissa does kinda look like her face wise but Melissa is way slimmer than Kim will ever be and she doesn’t have a huge fake ass.

  42. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    i have this strange urge to fix her breasts… push them down a bit and closer together.. otherwise they´ll end up in her arm pits

  43. the one

    something terrible went wrong concerning her BOOB-JOB, folks.
    anyway: I appologize for kim’s pathetic behaviour.

  44. tlmck

    Smaller ass = hotter chick.

    Kim = jealous.

  45. Sin

    Simple. Kim K has the need to always be in the media. This is just another chance to be photographed. Kim K is just a no talent Fame Whore.

  46. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    well, you can clearly see she is going for the patented KK Crotch shot….

  47. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    well, you can clearly see she is going for the patented KK Table dance shot….

  48. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    well, you can clearly see she is going for the patented KK “I’m a Party-Girl” shot….

  49. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    well, you can clearly see she is going for the patented KK Close-Up with BIG Glasses shot….

  50. Melissa Molinaro Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    well, you can clearly see she is going for the patented KK “I’m the Center of Attention” shot….

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