Kim Kardashian’s Going To The Marine Corps Ball

November 15th, 2012 // 57 Comments
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So remember last year when everyone made a big deal about pre-Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis being cool and accepting an invitation to the Marine Corps Ball? Kris Jenner did. Via E! News, of course:

Kim Kardashian has accepted the call to attend the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina tonight.
“She was invited by one of the Marines who is a part of the planning committee for the event to attend as a special guest,” a source tells E! News exclusively. “She’s in production now, but was able to move things around and make the trip for this. She’s really looking forward to it.”

I’ve often wondered what it would to take to make our brave men and women in uniform realize what sort of country they’ve really been fighting for and turn around and join Al Qaeda. This should probably do it.

KIM: And because of you I get to be on TV because my mom leaked my sex tape and taught me to exploit opportunities like this for every last drop of publicity. Thank you!
KIM: I don’t know what any of that means, but you’re welcome!
MARINES: DEATH TO THE WHITE SATAN! *strap bombs to chests, march towards Washington*

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN


  1. Deacon Jones

    By the time the Marines sterilize/immunize her with all their shots, she’s going to step off the plane and burst like the turkey in “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Well this shows you Jarheads are knuckleheads.

  3. grobpilot

    Now, it’s just the trendy Hollywood thing to do. Which means it must stop. Marines, you need to invite a shitload of strippers and tell them the Commandant wants to dance with all of them. See how well that works out.

  4. Moo Cow Hunter

    Marines must be running out of war stories to top each other and needed a new proof of their ability to take on any challenge.

  5. I read that as “Kim Kardashian’s Going To Ball the Marine Corps.”

  6. PTSD and now this. Hu-rah or whatever.

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    Cock Dr
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    Hate it whan the livestock gets all tangled up in the farm’s black plastic weed barrier sheeting.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Those psoriasis scars look so HOT in that dress….MmmmMmMmmm

  9. Mumra

    “ She was invited by one of the Marines who is a part of the planning committee for the event to attend as a special guest . . .”
    When I read this I get the impression she will be sitting at a table by herself, ringed in barbed wire, like those parties she hosts where no one is allowed to come near her.

  10. Ummm, the Ball was last Saturday, which not-coincidentally was the same day as our 237th birthday, November 10th. I call BS!

  11. LDT

    the marines who raised the flag on Iwo are spinning right now. every member of the corps should turn their back on this pice of scum sucking humanity. marines have killed better people up close and personal.

  12. sheila

    looks like the corps’ members are desperate.

  13. EricLr

    Oh man, we REALLY need to bring back those WWII short films that they used to show troops on the dangers of venereal disease

  14. USDA Prime McBeef

    syphilis or dying in afghanistan.

    choices, choices….

  15. Jack Ketch

    Her face looks so over-surgeried (is that a word?) … gross. MOOOOOOOOOOO. She looks a little unsure of herself here, nervous, kind of.

    • kimmykimkim

      That’s because she’s insecure. She can’t even get banged in the butt in private, she’s gotta videotape that shit and release it in order to get famous. That’s how insecure she is. It’s one thing if that is your job as a pornstar but she’s not a pornstar.

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  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage MTV Europe Music Awards
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    other than big tits, that face is nothing extraordinary.
    All it reminds me of is Kris Jenner.

  18. achilles wrath

    Those guys risk their lives defending the free world and this is how they get rewarded? Way to go shit on them all!

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    Welcome to our world, Europe. You just now realized, the world economy is the 2nd most feared thing on the planet.

  20. Ray J

    In a combat situation there aren’t urinals available, so….

  21. Smapdi

    Marines 0, Herpes 1

  22. Haven’t they suffered enough?

  23. alex

    Her face looks plastic. It might not be plastic but it looks plastic.

    And it screams, “Look at me! I’m so pretty….”

    Would love to see her punched in the face.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Marines deserve the best—the First Lady needs to go to that Ball and blow every one of those Jarheads.

  25. skunk

    balls in yo mouth

  26. jesus

    They should point a bazooka up her ass and pull the trigger until it goes click.

  27. Jessica Simpson's left tit

    I hope they use her for target practice! ” Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket. “

  28. Josie

    What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothin, they’ve never been together!!

  29. I’ve never seen Allahu akbar spelled that way, Fish. You make it look like Muslim Star Wars.

  30. sorry Richard, you knew I'd be back sooner or later

    KIM K, SUPERSTAR [rides again]

    I am 32 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I’m a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, ass, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc., were all bought from a plastic surgeon. I use to idolized Paris Hilton and I would hang on her like a koala bear all the time just to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. I was very jealous of Paris; so on my mother’s advise we put out a SEX TAPE too. When we first shot the video I had my partner (William ‘RayJ Norwood) urinate on me. Golden showers really turn me on, and I figured that would be enough ‘shock’ to get the ball rolling. Mom didn’t think it was vile enough, so we re-shot the video. In the retake I suck my own shit that’s been smeared on my partner’s dick right after he finished reaming out my black stink hole.

    Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment. They paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. RayJ had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. Mom and me tricked him into making a porno with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows exactly what happened. He’s one of the people I screwed over and refused to pay after our contract was up. Money and fame is all I live for. I am just waiting for him (and many, many more) to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, intelligence, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman, both inside and out.

    My pimp mother, Kris Jenner (who in most ways is a bigger whore than me), fucked her hairdresser and the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. Dad was an ambulance chaser, and helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole by hiding much of the blood evidence from the police. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!

    My ex-husband Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas, publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. If you see me in public it’s either because someone is paying me to be there, or I know the paps will be there to take my picture. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all attending. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but unlike Paris I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.

    I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I’m in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like a tone deaf four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate. Recently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE ass into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.

    Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashian’s, call each other dolls; and I alone have tainted the Pussycat Dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. If I’m at a charity event you can bet I’m either getting paid to be there, or I’m there because I called the paps and want to get my picture taken. If you read the fine print you’ll see I keep 90% of the proceeds from my charity auction. The only person I really care about is myself. I tried to fuck over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. Unfortunately it was taken off the market after one week under the threat of legal action in several States. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off kids, with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

    I stole $120k from Sonja Norwood’s (Ray J and Brandy’s mother) credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock-offs from top brands and designers. Neither my sisters nor I know how to sew on a button or sketch anything, but we call ourselves fashion designers. Much of our clothing line is made by underage Chinese children. I pay them a dollar a day to work an 18-hour shift in one of my sweatshops. The logos on my perfumes are a complete rip-off from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin, and Chroma Makeup co-owner Michael Rey.

    For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by billionaire pharmaceutical entrepreneur Stewart Rahr who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me, not that it really bothers me all that much. Most of my fans are just ignorant working-class insecure teen girls. Most of them will be lucky if they get their GED. I’m doing them a favor by letting them see what it’s like to be one of the wealthy that can shop at stores they only get to read about. The biggest purchase most of my «fans» will ever make will be a used double-wide that has running water.

    I have never been single because I am too scared to spend time with myself. Recently I started popping pills to help myself feel better. Valium, Vicoden, Antenex, and Benzodiazepine really do make a girl feel better; you should try them. Until 2007 I did cocaine with Paris. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny forever that I drink or have used drugs.

    I am very much looking forward to the day when my grand children can sit on my lap. Even though they will ask me if I am an anal porn star, because I know that’s what everybody in kindergarten will tell them. I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo ass. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my ass hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Bow Wow, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) and my husband of 72 days Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fucked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash, and that I will bring their reputations down into the gutter with mine. I will fuck anyone for publicity. Currently I’m bearding for a racist faux hip-hop artist (Kanye West). He accused the President of not liking black people during a telethon to help raise money for the people of New Orleans after hurricane Katrina. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too).

    I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure. I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I am 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!

    I am Kim Kardashian…

  31. Ana

    Remember when…? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  32. Gary Grant

    She was turned down by the Tuskegee Airmen ball I bet.

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    This is a spectacular woman with big curves in all the right places.

  34. does anyone else think she has a tiny pea head?

  35. Al Bundy

    Bitch is transforming into her mom before our very eyes.

  36. Dick Trickle

    Her face looks like I, Robot with some makeup. I can never understand why people cannot see that plastic surgery is failing them.

  37. Laura

    She is starting look like an alien.

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    Too much make up :/

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