Kim Kardashian Makes Kanye Hold Her Hand So They Don’t Waste All This Paparazzi She Called

April 24th, 2013 // 62 Comments
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Ever since Kanye West arrived in New York this week to spend time with the cow uterus he rented Kim Kardashian, the paparazzi have somehow known their every move which is almost entirely unprecedented and not at all something she has a reputation for. But since they’re already here, why not hold hands and smile for a few? Which is exactly what Kim tried to pull off because clearly that was the problem here and not, say, Kanye looking like he just found out he has Stage 4 cancer or wondering if it’s possible for God to give him that instead of this. He’ll go to church!

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  1. Angel

    What a happy looking couple. NOT!

  2. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Posing For Paparazzi
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    Which is bigger? Her ass or his head?

  3. Annie

    I had never seen someone hate their life choices more at this moment than Kim Kardashian. She won’t stop bitching about her pregnancy and weight gain, her man basically moved to a separate continent to not have to deal with her unplanned pregnancy bullshit and she just can’t seem to accept the fact that once you pop a kid out, freedom and youth are officially gone.

    I don’t get this girl. She probably just found out that carrying Kanye West’s bastard is not enough to be invited to seat at Beyonce and Gwyneth’s lunch table, and now what did she get pregnant for??

  4. loeber

    18 years… 18 years…. she’s got him for 18 years.

    GOLD DIGGER hahahahahahahaha.

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    Cock Dr
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    The ability to afford 10k handbags is not a reliable indicator of personal happiness.
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    He perpetually looks like he just swallowed a turd. Turns out he just impregnated one…

  7. amazing that last week it comes out in court that Kanye is hiding from his gestational animal husbandry duties in France. then they just magically appear together holding hands and shit for the paparazzi. MOOOOO.

  8. mmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

  9. kim

    These two are not only going to make FANTASTIC parents, but will also have a long, meaningful relationship. JUST LOOK AT ‘EM!!!

  10. Kanye sure is going to some crazy lengths to keep the gay rumors at bay.

  11. Cock Dr

    The freight truck is RIGHT THERE Kanye….just coax her up the ramp with some sugar cubes and make the driver an offer he can’t refuse.

  12. Alex

    I think the best thing that could happen to the Kardasians and their empire is for Kim to be tragically killed in a car crash. Not that I’m hoping for such a disaster but I think its just the quickest way for her to return to a positive light in the public eye. I’m sure her mother has already thought of this but couldn’t figure out a way to sell the exclusive rights.

    These are awful, horrible people and I’m embarrassed for our entire culture.

  13. I saw more enthusiastic hand-holding in my fifth-grade ballroom dance class, and we were all worried about cooties.

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    Deacon Jones
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    You know, i wouldnt put it pass these two dipshits to be faking this
    “break up” to get even more press.

  15. Clearly, this is all an elaborate setup for a “Single Mom Kim” reality show, in which we see Kim’s struggle to deal with the demands of career and single motherhood. This child was created merely to serve as a plot point. It’s sad, really.

    • Bane

      I think you just nailed it. Always, always follow the money.

      What are the odds that Kanye will even be there for the birth?

      • Jo

        Exactly. I think it was Sherlock Holmes who said ALWAYS follow the MONEY. With the Kardashians its an obvious trail.

  16. loeber

    Her transformation to OCTOMOM is almost complete…

  17. Frightwig

    She’ll be doing stretch mark porn tapes in due time.

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    “So Kanye, was it worth it?”

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    Little Tongue
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    OMFG! This guy has ANOTHER FACE on the back of his head and it looks as pissed off as the one in the front!

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    “I’ve made a huge mistake. No, literally.”

  21. right

    “Clearly, this is all an elaborate setup for a “Single Mom Kim” reality show, in which we see Kim’s struggle to deal with the demands of career and single motherhood. This child was created merely to serve as a plot point. It’s sad, really.”

    That will have to wait until she scores a weight loss contract from one of the plans that provide crappy, over-priced food.

    You know there will be a live birth show. Don’t put anything past these horrible human beings.

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    Little Tongue
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    Unhappy much, Kanye? Go and cry it out on your mama’s lap. Oupsy! Right! Your mama’s dead! Why is that? Vanity? Ouch!

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    Devast
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    That is the closest her knees have ever been together in the presence of a famous black man

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    Bubby
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    The man is supposed to walk to the left side of the sidewalk to protect the woman. She is looking at him worse than I have ever seen her look at kris humphies. This is not going to last. I am no kim fan but this guy is not her dream fairy tale either.

    • renzomatic

      In Kanye’s defense, and I can’t believe I am defending him, but a man always walks on the street side of the sidewalk. In olden times, it was so that horse excrement would hit the man before it hit the lady.

    • When walking a Kardashian you should always walk them as closest to the street as possible to make pushing them in front of a speeding bus that much easier.

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    vroom vroom.
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    jesus, she looks like a mini cooper.

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    cc
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    See that? Her knees are buckling already.

  27. MOOOO fucking HOOO! Got what you deserve, Gayfish.

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    Little Tongue
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    It really amazes me to see that her ass is bigger than her 6-7 months pregnant belly. Never seen anything quite like that.

  29. Smelly

    I find it very interesting from a marketing standpoint, as to why she buys banner ads on this site, for her new perfume. No one here wants to smell like her or attract zombie men.

  30. They’re both such pieces of shit that I hope they drive each other crazy for the rest of their lives.

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    Kanye, why are you back? You already got the milk for free?

  32. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Posing For Paparazzi
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    You can tell by the truck in the background that their ride has arrived.

  33. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Posing For Paparazzi
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    Kanye didn’t go back to Europe! Turn around you sea cow and stop looking so angry!

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    brent
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    Nice to see he pulled her truck around for her.

  35. Michelle

    Cow uterus made me spit coffee all over my desk.

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    Secretary Judy
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    They look so MISERABLE
    TEEEEHEEEEEEE

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    Secretary Judy
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    Tank ..her midsection looks like a solid piece of lard or a tank

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    uh...
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    You can just tell how much she fucking LOVES the paparrazzi. It’s blatantly obvious. She tries to hard to keep a straight face while she tosses her hair behind her head and pouts her botoxed lips but half the photographs end up displaying her scary, satisfied smile. It’s truly worse than a horror movie. Makes my fucking skin crawl.

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    swalton
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    “Ive made a huge mistake”
    *charlie brown sad walk music*

  40. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Posing For Paparazzi
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    Is it possible that these two could look even more unhappy together than they do in this pictures?

    The sad thing is, another human being is going to be so much collateral damage in this pairing…really sad..

  41. Sarah

    i dont know who is more pathetic….the celebrities or all the people wishing them death,calling them names and being disgusting!Remeber y’all we become what we think and express.You can dislike/hate someone without thinking or even expressing the vile things on here.

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    dntundrstnd*dntwntto
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    Her feet buldge just as much as the rest of her “body?’ at least courtney carried herself well. kim has to reposition her entire stance to just barely hold herself! its that or gravity works for fat? Even distribution

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    dntundrstnd*dntwntto
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    Her ass looks as tho there are mini babies in there fight for a way out

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