Kim Kardashian Makes Kanye Hold Her Hand So They Don’t Waste All This Paparazzi She Called

Ever since Kanye West arrived in New York this week to spend time with the cow uterus he rented Kim Kardashian, the paparazzi have somehow known their every move which is almost entirely unprecedented and not at all something she has a reputation for. But since they’re already here, why not hold hands and smile for a few? Which is exactly what Kim tried to pull off because clearly that was the problem here and not, say, Kanye looking like he just found out he has Stage 4 cancer or wondering if it’s possible for God to give him that instead of this. He’ll go to church!

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