Of Course Kim Kardashian Glommed Onto The Madonna Badger Tragedy

December 28th, 2011 // 38 Comments

“But would he fit in Reggie’s old uniform?” she found herself thinking.

Just to bring everyone up to speed, here’s the horrific account of how former Calvin Klein marketing wizard Madonna Badger lost her three children and parents on Christmas morning in a tragic fire. Via New York Daily News:

Shortly after Madonna Badger and her boyfriend sat wrapping presents in the soft fireplace glow, the mother of three stood frantically screaming for help on the burning roof of her Connecticut mansion.
Badger, her boyfriend, her elderly dad and firefighters tried desperately to fight their way inside the blazing three-story home, but couldn’t overcome the soaring flames and searing heat.
The dead girl’s grandfather nearly pulled one trapped kid to safety, but he collapsed from carbon monoxide poisoning on a flat section of roof — and the two died just inches apart.
Lomer Johnson, 71, was found buried beneath blackened rubble just outside an open window near his granddaughter’s body.
“He died on the outside, and she died on the inside,” Stamford Fire Chief Antonio Conte said Monday. “She was right next to him.”

Absolutely gut-wrenching shit, so no wonder it became a top headline which naturally drew Kim Kardashian directly into its famey glow. Here’s what she posted to Twitter:

My prayers go out to the family of 3 children &their grandparents who lost their lives in a house fire in Connecticut on Christmas.

Which sounds reasonable if you assume Kim Kardashian has a soul, but if you’re like me and my new Twitter hero JT King, you know that feeding her tweet into the Whore Translator 5000 produces the following message:

ME ME ME ME. Ignore my divorce because I’m so caring now. ME ME ME ME.

Shameless whoring aside, and this is probably the exactly wrong time for this, but “Madonna Badger” has to be one of the most badass chick names I’ve ever heard in my life which is surprising because women don’t usually have badass names. I’m dead serious. It’s right up there with Houndstooth Razorclit.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Hugh Gentry

    I don’t care, unless it involves pictures of her naked tits.

  2. elephantman

    I cant stand KIm

  3. Kim Kardashian Haiti
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks young here.

  4. blahblahblah

    “i’m dead serious” haha. not funny. but a little funny.

  5. stratacat

    she’s like a charles dickens villain.

  6. forrest gump


  7. Melody

    Her necklace looks just like my Nana’s oak toilet seat.

    • Bianca

      Considering she is a human toilet, I would say that’s fitting.

      • Venom

        There is no way that was an accident or a coincidence. They deliberately made that for her knowing her history and her dumbass did not even realize that they were making fun of her.

  8. Venom

    This bitch truly has no shame.

  9. skunk

    at one with her people

  10. Satan

    Are we supposed to believe that she loves rich black men … and poor black kids … ???

  11. Was I the only one who was hoping the Madonna Badger tragedy had something to do with a certain aging pop star getting her faced ripped off?

  12. cc

    I make fun of celebrities, but there aren’t many that I actually loathe. There is a short list of people I do loathe, and Kim is on the top of that list. She just sucks as a human being.

    • Terry

      And look how those haitians are grinning from ear to ear with that white woman in their mist. That country makes me sick.
      They are spending more time kissing that Armenia whore’s ass than taking car of their own people.

      • Anonymous

        The Haitians are only grinning under threat of getting their heads lopped off by machete if they don’t.

      • Josh

        She isn’t white, she’s an Armenian. There are two types of Armenians, Lebanese and Russian. She is that latter. This also means she has 5 pounds of hair waxed off her fat, disgusting ass weekly.

    • tkoblondee

      That’s because they have a big kettle of boiling water ready to toss her in…oh wait maybe that was just my dream…:(

      And is she going to comment on all of the tragedies…or just the “high profile tragedies”?

    • Josh

      I meant the former (Lebanese).

  13. I suppose it just saves time to wear the chip dip dish around your neck.

  14. freaky

    I think JT King is a pretty cool guy. eh badmouths kardashians and doesnt afraid of anything. But, it would have been a classic had he mentioned the whole black-man-pissing-on-your-silicone-filled-whore-face thing. Oh, well.

    @Melody – that toilet seat thing is no coincidence.

  15. help

    Glad to know I wasn’t the only one who instantly thought “toilet seat” as well as “Madonna was in some freak badger-attack”

  16. I could have cancer of the face, neck and balls and I’d still turn down that whore’s “prayers”. It’s not like she’s being sincere about it, anyway.

  17. Terry

    Any of you ever wondered why none of the light skinned Haitians are ever in the slums? Haiti is a fucked up, racially segregated ass country.
    Oh yeah, fuck Kim K. Does that media whore know no boundaries?

  18. TVannie

    I used to just ignore this famiky and laugh about them, but it has evolved into extreme dislike. I am not a perfect person, but I try to help when I can, donate money and listen when people need to talk. I am not rich, I’m disabled and yet I take one look at this money hungry bunch and I want to scream. Rich, stupid and slutty is no way to go through life. Eventually having a big ass is nothing more than a big ass and then what will she do? Donate her ass to the homeless? Will her ass provide shelter for abused animals? I just hate the wasted space her ass occupies.

  19. Kim Kardashian Haiti
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the toilet seat around her neck? Is that a target for Ray Jay?

  20. CranAppleSnapple

    Wow, the same thing happened here in Australia, to a cooking show chef who lost his wife and three daughters on Christmas Day. They still don’t know what started the fire.

    • Whoopie Goldberg

      maybe it was a renegade dingo with a taste for arson . . . and MURDER!

      • LadyCharadey

        @Whoopie Golderg- not funny when Matt Golinski lost his wife AND children in the fire. Dingo jokes aside (i love them and am aussie) its too soon and shows you have the sensitivity of the kunTRASHians.
        lets keep to the subject of Kardashian bashian.

  21. Shadow

    When is she and her family going to go away??? please let it be soon…..

  22. Kim Kardashian Haiti
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess Kim is just used to having a lot of dark wood near her face.

  23. jeans

    Nothing says altruism more than fake eyebrows and a hair stylist/makeup artist nearby.

  24. Kim Kardashian Haiti
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaawww — doesn’t Kim look so sweet and shy and demure? Even the way she is tilting her head in the pictures. Gotta give it to her — she’s a master of PR and still manages to fool so many of the public with her fakeness to keep her fans and make more $$$. As someone already said, she has no shame.

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