Kim Kardashian Can Write?
The last time Kim Kardashian tried to use her words, she called herself Keeks and sounded just like Kanye because Kanye sounds like a hormonal pregnant woman. So here’s her latest attempt at the written word where you’re supposed to believe she wrote a letter to her future self. The deepest thought in it is Kim Kardashian hopes she’s still really, really tan, and there’s no way she came up with something that insightful on her own. Her spiritual and emotional depth begins and ends at butt. “Make butt big,” says the cartoon bag of money whenever she closes her eyes.