Kanye West Bought Kim Kardashian A Lesbian Sex Purse For Christmas

December 27th, 2013 // 51 Comments

Lesbian Sex Purses: Because sometimes peeing on your girl just ain’t humiliating enough.

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  1. Kim Kardashian Lesbian Sex Purse Kanye West
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Class with style. Thy name is Kim and Kanye.

  2. Freebie

    Disgusting bag, and she’s awful too.

    • Oprah Sucks

      Um. If you typed “Disgusting bag, and the purse is awful too”, I think would have been wittier.

  3. Convex

    Kanye is such a crassy guy.

  4. That’s trashy bag. And the purse is ugly too.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    You can dress a cow up in yards of the finest cashmere and force the hooves into thousand dollar designer shoes, but it will still be a cow, not a lady.

  6. aj

    Nudity in the Hobbit community is commonplace. Show some tolerance people.

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    Jentilly
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care how expensive that is or what crappy designer made it, that’s the fugliest bag I’ve seen.

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    lawn
    Commented on this photo:

    That damn bag probably cost more than my house.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says “happy couple” like carrying your fiancé’s new clothes for her without the slightest iota of joy.

  10. Kim Kardashian Lesbian Sex Purse Kanye West
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “OK: The alleyway on the left looks mostly free of obstacles. I can make a break for it, dodge that homeless man, vault over that grocery cart, and bust a right towards freedom. As long as she doesn’t not-”
    “Yeezi-kins? Are you ready to drive us home, or do I need to summon my mom to suffocate you with her vampire breas-”
    “Coming, honey!”

  11. Kim Kardashian Lesbian Sex Purse Kanye West
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch is you a hobbit?

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    For them and anyone else who appears on this site, never being talked about again would be hell itself.
    For the rest of us, it’d be heaven.

  13. Kim Kardashian Lesbian Sex Purse Kanye West
    mx3
    Commented on this photo:

    ugh

  14. Kim Kardashian Lesbian Sex Purse Kanye West
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love you, girl.”
    “I love you too, pack mule. I mean, tool. I mean, plot device. I mean, john. I mean, door stop. I mean, publicity stunt. I mean, gullible bitch. I mean, I’m using you for your semen and money. I mean, sweetheart. I love you, sweetheart!”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s no way I’m jerking off to that.

    • Kenny McCormick

      I could jerk off to her ugly bag alot easier than to her (or her ‘leaked’ golden shower sex tape).

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Shit, girl! The paps! How did they find me again? No prob, girl. Just keep your head down as you walk. This has never proven to backfire on m- GODDAMN SIGN! That was your fault!”

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    JBJJ
    Commented on this photo:

    For fucks sake, can’t someone teach him how to tie his god dam shoe laces?

  18. Kim Kardashian Lesbian Sex Purse Kanye West
    Commented on this photo:

    Glad to see that Rob has expanded on his wildly successful sock empire. Take that Louis Vuitton!

  19. Dirty Sanchez

    Too bad the Mayans were wrong.

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    Kisses4Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a gay fish I see hiding on the purse?

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    Eejut
    Commented on this photo:

    Which bag is North in?

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    Kayne
    Commented on this photo:

    nothing funnier than a black guy wearing work boots

  23. Kim Kardashian Lesbian Sex Purse Kanye West
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    Oh FFS I’ll bet that Kanye painted that shit himself. That’s an Hermès Birkin Bag and they don’t paint that crap on them. It looks like he painted the Kardashians on it. And Bruce Jenner wearing an angry yoga mask in the background. He wants to be taken seriously as a fashion designer and does that shit?

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you sure North is in one of these bags?”

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    The Winchester
    Commented on this photo:

    What I wanna know is where she got the awesome Star Trek: The Next Generation coat

  26. anonymous

    I thought the pursine painting was a depiction of how demons gangbanged Kim K seeded her with North.

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    Odbarc
    Commented on this photo:

    It maybe a family portrait.
    See? There’s Satan with his green face angry that he took their worthless souls to make them all famous.

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    uglynfatashell
    Commented on this photo:

    Eeeew, nice hunt (gut above your infected count)

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    TayTayTits
    Commented on this photo:

    …Is that ET in the lesbian background?

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    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    This bitch never wears anything that fits her!

  31. Kim Kardashian Lesbian Sex Purse Kanye West
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’d bet money there isn’t a camera around here for miles…”

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    Ine
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is that shit!!!!!

  33. Oprah Sucks

    Kim: Gee Kan-Kan. “Can I just get the ugliest, most expensive piece of shit you can find for Kristmas”?

    Kanye: “I SURE CAN CHRI….I MEAN KIM. I AM THE GREATEST AT EVERYTHING. NO PROBLEM!”

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    Cher X
    Commented on this photo:

    Look for it on eBay after they break up. .00000999% will go to help…some charity….or something.

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    Beyonce
    Commented on this photo:

    kanye ” yeah that coat covers her eczema inflammatory condition of the skin the exudation of serous matter. and her fat cellulose matter… I shall use that in my next video’

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    RayJ
    Commented on this photo:

    a pissy cow

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    Claire
    Commented on this photo:

    You guuysss this is from Paris so it must automatically be amazing and we much get disgusted at how sexually conservative we Americans are– clearly Kanye and Kim just get it

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    Claire
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever painted that should be arrested– because that kid will grow up to be a sexual predator

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    Juan234
    Commented on this photo:

    artwork by George Condo. The saye dude who did the artwork for Kanye’s album MBDTF:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Condo

  40. Kim Kardashian Lesbian Sex Purse Kanye West
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    This bitch will take any kind of attention she can get. Her show’s ratings are at an all time low, so she’s in full desperation mode.

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    lamuella
    Commented on this photo:

    wide, leathery, and looks distinctly second hand. Nice purse though

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