Kim Kardashian Finally Got To Attend The MET Gala

May 7th, 2013 // 54 Comments

For years Kim Kardashian has been banned from the MET Gala because Anna Wintour fucking hates her. However, for some reason she still loves Kanye West so much that he let her bring his pregnant cow girlfriend onto the red carpet presumably on the off-chance she’d birth a leather weekend bag. Fortunately, Kim made a great impression by showing up to a punk-themed fashion event dressed like your grandmother’s sofa that thinks it’s Angelina Jolie. At one point Gwyneth Paltrow sat on her and watched Downtown Abbey. True story.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    An ass that big surely has its own ZIP code. At least one.

  2. Walter White

    WTF! Nig*a stole my sofa!

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    catapostrophe
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    Answering the musical question, “What’s Grosser than Gross?”

  4. Kim Kardashian Leg Met Gala Pregnant Kanye West
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    You never smile like that for MY camera guys!

  5. I think the only reason terrorists don’t target these type events is that Allah hates laughter.

  6. Cock Dr

    It’s like he’s carrying a 5 acre rose garden at his side. Probably doesn’t smell quite as nice though.
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  7. God…we deserve everyone’s hatred.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Can we wrap her in plastic? We don’t want guests to get her dirty.

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    George P Burdell
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    Grandma’s sofa looks lumpier that I remember.

  10. MOO. Not only fat, but ugly … imagine the consequences from all those face fillers and plastic surgery in a couple of decades (hopefully sooner). It won’t be pretty. Maybe something will spare us from having to experience that. Vapid, talentless, ugly, famewhoring sow.

  11. That’s the face of a man that knows he fucked up. And that’s the face of a woman that knows she’s set for at least 18 years.

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    JC
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    “Don’t be eyin’ my sexy loveseat,” Kanye thought. “She carryin’ my baby ottoman.”

  13. Kim Kardashian Leg Met Gala Pregnant Kanye West
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    I love looking at these pictures.

    Even these two fake asses can’t hide their utter disgust for each other.

    • Mama Pinkus

      I hear you Deacon; I do not detect even a sliver of affection between these two. I feel sorry for the baby – no amount of money is going to make up for what will be lacking from being the child of two narcissists.

  14. Hitler had her designed as a vehicle for the common people.

  15. Mrs. Doubtfire did it better. So did Adele.

  16. Oh yeah, that’s the face of a man who feels secure in the decisions that have brought him to this moment.

  17. Alexis

    OMG seriously lol!

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    Kanye thought bubble: “All these stairs and you couldn’t fall down one @#$%’ing set of them!”

  19. Kim Kardashian Leg Met Gala Pregnant Kanye West
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    Having to walk with her legs spread like that, isn’t she afraid the baby might fall out?

  20. AnitaC24

    Riccardo’s revenge against’s Kanye’s baby mama. You know Anna raised not one, but both of her eyebrows seeing this monstrosity on HER red carpet!

  21. Mitch

    It’s so amazing that Kim Kardashian, someone who owes her “stardom” to being nothing more than a human toilet for a black dude, gets to party with the movers and shakers of high society. It used to be that you needed talent to get ahead in life but Hollywood has shit all over that theory in the last 20 years.

    No wonder the rest of the world hates America.

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    Mitch
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    That leg would feed a family of five for a month.

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    renzomatic
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    She has the body of a malformed potato.

  24. Ms. O

    Kind of like a love seat with a doll head popping out one end and human leg at the other

  25. Kim Kardashian Leg Met Gala Pregnant Kanye West
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    Yup, I’m, takin a shit right here right now…

  26. 99.9% of the US

    Why does Fish insist on foisting this pee-whore upon us?
    What has she ever done other than make a video of herself sucking her own turd off RayJ’s dick?

    oh…and MOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    Catharina
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    Why? Why wear a table rug when you’re huge??

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    Eli
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    No other picture better warranted this caption” “In every picture there’s always an angry black guy… saying it all with his eyes”.

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    Jezebel
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    Having caught a glimpse of Jay-Z across the room, Kanye’s face lit up with joy. Kim, finally witnessing her baby daddy’s sullen mood lift a little, smiled at the thought of cake. And hotdogs. And black microphones.

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    glam
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    I get the dress now. Look how well it camaflouges that pregnancy bump. It must do worlds of wonder for that ass.

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    glam
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    I get the dress now. Look how well it camouflages that pregnancy bump. It must do worlds of wonder for that ass.

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    Anonymous
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    It’s actually funny considering one of this guy’s biggest hits is called “Gold Digger.”

    “She got one of your kids got you for 18 years
    I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
    His baby mamma’s car and crib is bigger than his
    You will see him on TV any given Sunday
    Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
    She was suppose to buy you shorty TYCO with your money
    She went to the doctor got lypo with your money
    She walking around looking like Michael with your money
    Should of got that insured got GEICO for your money
    If you ant no punk holla we want prenup!”
    WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah
    It’s something that you need to have
    ‘Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
    18 years, 18 years
    And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his

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    Little Tongue
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    Kim, I don’t give a flying shit about your itchy hemorrhoids. As Jodi Arias put it, “Smile and say cheese!”.

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    Interred Ferguson
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    “Yo, MET people…I’m really happy fo all y’all, and Imma lechoo finish…but y’all gotta help me finish this 350lbs of head cheese I brought!”

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    skunk
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    just fucking stay home

  36. Jake Trune

    Seriously, how long can this last. Are there Vegas odds?

    I see NO WAY he wants to be with her for the rest of his life.

  37. bill

    Like inviting your white trash cousin to the family reunion. You KNOW they are showing up and ruining it for everyone else.

  38. Mark Hamill's light saber

    When did the Metropolitan Museum of Art start recognizeing golden-shower porno queens?

  39. lawn

    Please refer to my earlier comment.

  40. lilgrandma

    The snake make it in!!! It was good until they came in and kill the show!she looked so fake and too fishy!Anna really fu*k up this time!!They are not good news so get rid of them!! Hope the ho stays fat!

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    jack_ass
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    wearing a table cloth?

  42. Herman Bumfudle

    hi beautiful mama. god created life, woman created life, the angels saw woman fair.

  43. Freyja Skarsgaard

    SHE’S CARRYING A CHILD YOU FREAKS! she is not ‘fat’! She is pregnant! Jesus you bitches make fun of mothers who are giving their body to make a new human being? The superficials’ writer’s back-hand attempt at glorifying abortion by calling her fat ugly bitch in other words, is obvious. All of you commenters don’t realize the true nature of beauty, or the better things in life – rather you seem to like to revel in a world of shit you’ve created.

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    Won’t be in the delivery room because he’s squeamish? What a big fucking pussy he is.

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