Kim Kardashian & LeAnn Rimes Are Best Friends Now, Starting That Bible Study

February 7th, 2012 // 75 Comments
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“And there’s the entire lunch I just paid for in her purse.”

Remember last week when Kim Kardashian said she wanted to start a bible study and everyone went, “Wow, who’d be stupid enough to go to that?” LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn Rimes is that stupid. TooFab reports:

The stars had lunch together Friday in Calabasas with [Pastor Brad] Johnson before going to a service together on Sunday at his church, the Life Change Community Church in Agoura Hills.

The women have been tweeting about each other since their meeting, with LeAnn posting “So nice when your circle of supportive girl friends grows!” over the weekend.
After church, Rimes also tweeted “@KimKardashian great seeing you and the fam. See you soon xoxo,” with Kim replying “You too babe! See you soon! Xoxo.”

I’d make a joke about these two leading a discussion on the sanctity of marriage, but let’s not kid ourselves, that’s exactly what they’re planning because they’re oblivious camera-whores. That said, at least we can look forward to an episode of the Kardashians where Khloe uses LeAnn to pick a goat carcass out of her teeth. (I like to stay positive.)

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Cock Dr

    Kim sees this as a golden opportunity to be repeatedly photographed next to a baboon face, and Leann wants to be seen next to someone that makes us all look like svelte blades of grass.

  2. Clarence Beeks

    I am surprised she’d want to stand next to LeAnn. She looks huge in comparison.

  3. Deryn

    Durrr, first rule when you want to look thinner: Stand next to the fat girl.

  4. YoMamma

    Who wears high-waisted pleated pants without a belt and shirt tucked in? She looks ridiculous. And, the picture taken from behind? It looks like some kind of Tyler Perry or Martin Lawrence spoof about a wide-hipped mother. Good grief.

  5. mean tina

    Stupid girls, trashy girls. One came from hobunk, the other a rich family, still ended up on the same playing field– insecure, degenerate, and boring.

  6. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    nick
    Commented on this photo:

    What the Bible fails to mentioned is that there are TWO Whores of Babylon.

  7. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Chingy
    Commented on this photo:

    to quote Tupac:
    ‘She carried her weight like a Mack Truck’

  8. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    mean tina
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat

  9. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  10. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, black *microphone*!”

  11. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Commented on this photo:

    “So you stole her husband, so what? Pretend like it never happened. That’s what I do about the peeing video.”

  12. Next up: LIndsay Lohan and Pete Doherty start a rehab clinic.

  13. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Jezebel
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly Leann was too fatigued from malnourishment to continue walking, so Kim decided to smuggle her in her pants. What a great friend, praise Jesus.

  14. Grand Dragon

    This is a perfect picture for the “Who Would You Rather?” game.

  15. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    GeorgeWBush
    Commented on this photo:

    Some please change her depends adult diaper

  16. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?!?! WHY?

  17. suck it

    BWAHAHAHAAHA… is this a fucking joke??? They will be bible studying together??? Wow. Just fucking wow.

  18. JC

    Damn, look at the thunder thighs on LeAnn. She could stand to skip a meal or two.

  19. Frank Burns

    If you merged the two of them together you might actually get a normal-sized woman.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      With huge nostrils and huge lips. You could stick your wang in pretty much everything.

    • Jonas Grumby

      +1 – Hey LeAnn, just because you are in country music doesn’t mean you have to stop and eat the entire menu at every rib shack and fried chicken stand you pass on the road. Lose some weight, fatty!

  20. NickD

    You perpetuate this shit by giving this bitch attention. People need to stop talking about her. No one should give a flying fuck about Kim Kardashian. So she’s rich, so aren’t a lot of people. She’s famous for doing absolutely nothing. Actually, i take that back, she’s famous for letting a black dude fuck her and video tape it.

    The whole family is worthless.

  21. NATTY ICE

    “Wow, LeAnn. I just noticed your purse isn’t from my ‘Kooky Krazy Kardashian’ line. I’m going to take that as a sign that this bible study thing with you isn’t meant to be. FYI, that’s also how I figured out that Kris Humphries and I were meant to get divorced.”

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    Bruno Costa
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow…
    She was always chubby…
    But now she is unarguably fat!

  23. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why, thank you! I *have* lost some weight!”
    “Kim, I think he was talking to me.”

  24. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    If only she knew what an evil looking face her butt makes.

  25. Kardashian-Hater

    Well between the two of them they still SUCK!!! Kardashian is still a fucking SLUTTY BITCH while LeeAnn is just stupid for hanging with this HO!

  26. KimK SuperStar, rides again

    I am 31 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc., were are all bought from a plastic surgeon. I use to idolized Paris Hilton and I would hang on her like a koala bear all the time just to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. I was very jealous of Paris, so I put out a SEX TAPE just because she did. Until 2007 I use to do cocaine with her. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

    My pimp mother, Kris Jenner (who in some ways is a bigger whore than me), fcuked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. Dad was an ambulance chaser, and helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole by hiding much of the blood evidence from the police. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!

    Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment. They paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. RayJ had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porno with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows exactly what happened. I screwed him over and refused to pay him after our contract was up. Money and fame is all I live for. I am just waiting for him (and many, many more) to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, intelligence, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman, both inside and out.

    My ex husband Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas, publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. If you see me in public it’s either because someone is paying me to be there, or I know the paps will be there to take my picture. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all attending. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but unlike Paris I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.

    I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I’m in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like a tone deaf four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate. Recently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE azz into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.

    Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashian’s, call each other dolls. And I alone have tainted the Pussycat Dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. If I’m at a charity event you can bet I’m either getting paid to be there, or I’m there because I called the paps and want to get my picture taken. If you read the fine print you’ll see I keep 90% of the proceeds from my charity auction. The only person I really care about is myself. I tried to fcuk over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. Unfortunately it was taken off the market after one week under the threat of legal action in several States. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids, with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

    I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. Neither my sisters nor I know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But we call ourselves fashion designers. Much of the current clothing line is being made by underage Chinese children. I pay them a dollar a day to work an 18-hour shift in one of my sweatshops. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.

    For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

    I have never been single because I am too scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say. I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Bow Wow, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my husband of 72 days Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fcuked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash, and that I will bring their reputations down into the gutter with mine. I will fcuk anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

    I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!

    I am Kim Kardashian…
    Superstar

  27. butt juice

    Birds of a fucking feather

  28. forrest gump

    this because lean is addicted to the limelights!!

  29. Do_Freebird

    God, Kardashian looks like freaking Snooky in these pics. In fact, Snooki looks leaner that the urine queen.
    LeAnn actually looks kind of boffable. Kardashians butt is starting to look HUGE.

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    Justin Bieber
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    Damn she’s getting pretty fat, Shouldn’t be able to notice your ass from the front

  31. pookiewookie

    Two dirty cheating skanks who think the public is actually going to believe another one of their lies for photo op publicity.

  32. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
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    The woman who could eat no fat and the woman who could eat no lean. I smell a sitcom. Fox, are you listening?

  33. Die already...

    Pathetic slutty dumbasses of a feather flock together…

  34. Is Leann really a “star” anymore? She’s best known to me now as a woman who is one day going to serve Tang and Fluffernutter sandwiches to her stepsons while wearing the skin of their mother’s face as a mask.

  35. hanna

    Countdown to a Eddie-Kim hookup starts now. Don’t you think it’s odd, Leann’s husband is in a Tyler Perry movie and so is Kim. Could this also be a promotion for that? So Leann “donates” money to Kris’s church and in return Leann gets exposure from E News. Being Kim’s “friend” has it’s advantages for Leann, now Leann gets interviews on the shows that air on E News(ie-Chelsea Lately).

  36. KIM K

    I do anything for money and fame

  37. Planet Earth

    Just to make it clear, you two whores are the assholes of the world. Remember that next time you pray to your God.

  38. Oh, Calabasas...

    A little insider info from a former church goer who attended Calvary Church when Brad Johnson worked there – he quit because he was having an inappropriate relationship with a church member and his wife found out. Ended up working for the local Starbucks while he got his name out of peoples’ minds. Hilarious that they chose THIS guy to listen to…haha

  39. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Commented on this photo:

    “Trade you dieting tips for dick sucking tips.”

  40. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    ....
    Commented on this photo:

    Leann’s body is the same size as one of Kim’s legs……….

  41. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    TVannie
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, just wow.

  42. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    What did Pastor Brad say about getting pissed upon?

  43. famousa

    I hereby dub these two trash bags ‘Tits and Slits’ (as in eyes).

  44. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Danno
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t EVEN get me started on that Sodom and Gonorrhea story…”

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    America trasheap
    Commented on this photo:

    She is ugly,odd looking like a filthy burrito and has the body of a plastic mack truck. Wide load and quite the creepy poser. Pathetic.

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    Crisssy
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! Kim, the 30s are killing you! Hello slow metabolism! See how much longer you can milk them “curves”! lol!

  47. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Crisssy
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh wow, and the ugliness comes out sooner or later! She WAS beautiful for some time…

  48. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Crisssy
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Kimmie, those pantaloons are not fooling anyone!!! They do the total complete opposite of what you thought! :(

  49. Kim Kardashian LeAnn Rimes Bible Study
    Yasmin
    Commented on this photo:

    You had BEAUTIFUL hair broefe! It looks lovely now, but please, trust me when I say Let the copper GROW BACK! You’re gorgeous, and that’s that! (:~Autumn

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