Back in December, we posted the above pics of Kim Kardashian leaving a studio with Kris Jenner to make fun of her “media lockdown” and like all things Kardashian, immediately pissed them out of our minds if I may stick to a theme here. Turns out they’ve apparently become the smoking black penis gun in proving that the Kardashians are completely re-editing and re-shooting scenes for Kim & Kourtney Take New York to make Kris Humphries look like the Darth Vader of husbands even though he’s a moron sandwich for latching on to this family, so fuck him. Via Reality Tea:
Does Kim outfit look familiar? It should because Kim is sporting the same exact outfit, same hairstyle and same makeup as she did in a scene that aired on KKTNY last Sunday which according to E! was filmed in Dubai… in October… weeks before Kim pulled the plug on her marriage.
In the scene, Kim tries to garner sympathy appear remorseful as she tells her mom she is having marital issues with hubby Kris. There’s only one problem folks: Kim filed for divorce on October 31 and it appears that “Dubai” scene was actually taped in Los Angeles on Dec. 6. Still having doubts? Well, feel free to check out the outfit Kris’ assistant is carrying behind her. Ding ding ding! It’s the SAME “Dubai” outfit plus Kris is still wearing the same earrings.
Wowzers. So this proves the Kardashians’ shows are as phony as the Kardashians. Furthermore, Kim and Kris actually filmed this scene last month to not only try to fool their audience, but to also try to make Kim a victim. Unfortunately for Kris Humphries, he didn’t get a chance to go back and film phony scenes to help his image.
Reality Tea goes on to cite further proof that the Dubai scene was scripted and shot months later after the fact, but at this point, if you don’t know that the Kardashians are the fakest whores this side of Fake Whore Canyon, the state legally has to provide you with a live-in helper so you don’t swallow pennies. So to whomever’s reading this post for their retarded friend, kindly relay that information to them unless you have no soul and want to see a person with special needs choke on a penny. Don’t be a dick.
h/t liebchenxx
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Britt | January 16, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Who gives a shit about these armenian cum guzzlers… Where are the Turks when you need them?
stinky mcpoop | January 16, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Never trust an Armenian with a reality show.
J | January 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm
They’re fucking Americans, not Armenian. In fact, they’re a fucking disgrace to Armenians anyway.
Fletch | January 16, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Actually if you ask Kim, she says she’s Armenian. In fact, a lot of people who were born in the US don’t consider themselves Americans first but consider it an afterthought.
People have always asked about my last name. Comments like, “You’re German”. Uh no, my family came to this place in the early 1700s; I’m American.
J | January 16, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Right, I know she says that. Being an Armenian myself, she’s just disgraceful to most, is what I’m saying.
Cheri | January 18, 2012 at 10:42 am
Same here, and good for you
Kimmie | January 16, 2012 at 3:16 pm
that blazer makes her look like she is hiding how fat she is…HAHAH thats why she is so miserable
Snack pack | January 16, 2012 at 10:30 pm
MOO fucking COW!
srslyufailsohard | January 17, 2012 at 4:40 am
What are you Kimmie, fucking 15? One thing to dislike her, but another to throw a stuck-up-bitch high school insult. Troll harder or GTFO.
Jim Jones | January 17, 2012 at 2:31 pm
He’s a disgrace to humanity as a whole.
Jim Jones | January 17, 2012 at 2:31 pm
He’s = She’s, although I think both work.
M | January 18, 2012 at 11:05 am
Britt, go play in traffic. Enjoy!
Venom | January 16, 2012 at 2:15 pm
I am impressed that you spent 10 minutes writing up stuff to tell us what the entire world already knows, that the Kardashians are fakes and liars.
karlito | January 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm
i like to know who the hell ever thought this fat ugly cow was real to begin with. she started off as Paris Hilton’s BF and if anyone in America is a fake and an attention whore, you don’t have to look any further than the Paris. i’ve heard that their little empire is starting to crumble and she is being rejected by sponsors and companies like she and her brood are typhoid Mary’s. this year is starting off great!!!
GoldenEggThisWAY>sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss | January 17, 2012 at 1:11 am
Obviously everyone commenting on here watches the show. I don’t..I just see hotness.
rican | January 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm
It’s like their entire existence is airbrushed and photoshopped.
Froghammer | January 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Yep. Ctrl-Z, CTRL-Z!!!!!!!!
adam | January 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Kim K is beyond a doubt one of the classiest porn actrices you’ll ever see (unfortunately not the best one or anywhere near it)
J | January 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm
These fucking assholes aren’t even worth your time writing about.
dinosaurland | January 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm
It’s fake? I feel so cheap and used and utterly not surprised.
Snack pack | January 16, 2012 at 10:31 pm
Are you a girl? I hear your kind swallow penises.
Sn0t_BuBBLe | January 16, 2012 at 2:49 pm
I wonder do the Kardashians actually believe they are fooling anyone. I want to believe they do. It would ruin it to think they’re in on the joke.
Matrim | January 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm
The sad truth is that I’m sure they will fool most people. Do you think the sort of people that actually watch that stupid show know or care about things like this. They’ll eat this shit wholesale.
Clarence Beeks | January 16, 2012 at 2:56 pm
I am just loving the amount of bad press they get these days. They get busted every which way they turn.
(insert porn joke here)
Frederick Buddha | January 16, 2012 at 2:59 pm
Next thing you know we’ll find out those old Godzilla movies aren’t documentary footage.
Rick | January 16, 2012 at 3:02 pm
If the devil ever needed a soulless empty body hers was available to rent. But she’d be the only one dare to overcharge the devil too.
Han Solo | January 17, 2012 at 7:32 pm
She literally has an ice cube where her heart should be. An ice cube and a splash of rum.
Mandy | January 16, 2012 at 3:08 pm
I love that they reshot this and they STILL had to do voice over (0:30 – 0:39). That’s like three times the horribleness.
LEON | January 16, 2012 at 3:13 pm
HAHA the narcissist and her mentor..kim is 31 fricken years old GROW UP you old winer
JC | January 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm
If they’d filmed it with cheesy green screen effects in the windows so the whole thing looked like a 70′s cop show, I’d actually give them some respect.
BlackAndWhiteMinstrel | January 16, 2012 at 3:40 pm
There comes a time when the cup of endurance runs over, and men are no longer willing to be plunged into the abyss of despair. I hope, madam, you can understand our legitimate and unavoidable impatience. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Iveski | January 16, 2012 at 3:40 pm
And all you fuckers were laughing when I posted this…
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=hu2ko1&s=5
TomFrank | January 16, 2012 at 6:48 pm
Of course we laughed. It’s funny!
Iveski | January 17, 2012 at 8:39 am
Phew. I was worried that I wasted a whole afternoon at work for nothing.
Mitch | January 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm
It’s time for Kim to shoot another golden shower video with a black dude to get back some street cred.
Better yet, maybe she should just crawl back under that rock and never come out. Oh, and bring the rest of your filthy, disgusting family with you, including the Jenner side.
cc | January 16, 2012 at 3:54 pm
She’s already in the region, it would be a simple exercise to air drop her onto Iran’s underground nuclear facility. It would be quick, convenient, and effective.
oblio | January 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm
They’ll just come out with a statement that they were re-creating an event that took place in Dubai because the actual footage was unusable but they felt it was important to the show. Their millions of fans will continue to watch their horrible shows and allowing them to cash in.
lkl | January 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm
When you have the talent of a cockroach, no disrespect to the cockroach. Getting pissed on isn’t a requirement for very many jobs. Everything is fake and so are they. BOYCOTT EVERYTHING KARDASHIANS!!!!!!!
Terry | January 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Yu got that right. The best way to fuck the Kardashians is to ignore their sorry asses!!!!!
Little Tongue | January 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm
Soooooo shocking…
Emily | January 16, 2012 at 6:27 pm
What horrible, horrible people. #disgrace.
gogo | January 16, 2012 at 6:31 pm
Anybody notice the door opening/
that bastard Tony | January 16, 2012 at 7:04 pm
WHAT, THE KARDASHIAN’S FAKED SOMETHING !!!
NO, say it ain’t so…
TomFrank | January 16, 2012 at 7:23 pm
Not only is this video a lie, but there are even lies WITHIN the lies. (For the record, this marks the first time I’ve ever watched anything from any of the Kardashian shows.)
Kris: “Your dad and I were obsessed with each other. I didn’t want him to even go to work, and I was so excited for at LEAST ten years.”
Kris married Robert Kardashian in 1978. By her own admission, she had an affair when she was 30—which would have been 1985 or 1986—so, about EIGHT years into the marriage. And if you’re of the belief that Khloe is not a Kardashian, well, she was conceived in 1983 (five years into the marriage).
Also…notice the edit 10 seconds in. Kris has just asked Kim if she’s “excited to go home to your hubby,” and Kim’s just blithely texting away and gives an airy, “Mm, not really.” Cut to Kris. Cut back to Kim—who’s suddenly stopped texting, and is now looking up and getting all serious about her marriage. (Also, the car’s suddenly stopped moving.) You can imagine what got edited out there:
KRIS: “Honey, we’re doing that scene now where you have doubts about your marriage. Put down the damn Blackberry and try to look sad.”
KIM: “Look sad? I’m not sure if I can do that.”
KRIS: “Remember when you found out how much of the $18 million from the wedding would have to go to taxes? Perfect, that’s the look! Okay, go.”
Frederick Buddha | January 16, 2012 at 8:56 pm
Good work, TF—you’re like the CSI of that clip!
StaPuft Overlord | January 17, 2012 at 9:47 am
It’s like INCEPTION….except with WHORES! Quick someone kick them in the vagina to wake me up.
Tristyn | January 16, 2012 at 7:34 pm
Correction” she’s not American or Armenian .she’s the piss princess.
Amy | January 16, 2012 at 8:43 pm
funny thing. she goes ona bout how damn proud she is of her armenian culture.. yet has never visited ( as per magazine interview asked)
shes such a fucking JOKE.
Mike | January 16, 2012 at 7:43 pm
Even if the Kuntrashians go away, expect another batch to take their place. Someone mentioned the word cockroaches, probably Iki. Believe me, famewhores spawn over and over.
pretty vacant | January 16, 2012 at 7:44 pm
yay!!!
just what i need- documented undeniable proof that kim kardassian and her reality show is a complete fabricated fame whore phony.
Brooke | January 16, 2012 at 8:21 pm
This is the most I have ever seen of the show. I suddenly have the urge to drown myself in mascara and bronzer… Good god, that’s how Kim talks?? She’s 31 and sounds like a twelve-year-old. “Like, I dunno, I guess I like don’t really miss him or I dunno *gum smacking* whatever okay…”
Yuck. I honestly can’t picture their fanbase. What kind of people are they? I don’t get it.
Ashley | January 16, 2012 at 8:42 pm
hahahaha HILARIOUS comment lol. And yes. i cant put myself through this show either. What kind of grown woman talks like that?. My god its horrendous… Everything about this family absolutely makes me cringe with the thought of the direction of the world.
DIE ALREADY.. HELL. you’d probably make a fortune off that as well
Snack pack | January 16, 2012 at 10:42 pm
I just learned that they swallow penises. I want to meet one now.
Jade | January 16, 2012 at 8:58 pm
I think the only reason why THEY married Kris Humphries is because his name began with “K”. That is all.
The letter K.
Singin'InTheRain | January 16, 2012 at 10:14 pm
kraptrashians
kuntrashians
krackassians
i can’t decide which is more fitting.
doctor snuggles | January 16, 2012 at 11:53 pm
no doubt: kim can be trusted as long as kris is out of sight!!!!!!!!!!!
curz | January 17, 2012 at 12:23 am
I would like to garner your support for taxkimk.com .. Its close to my heart
AL | January 17, 2012 at 2:14 am
WHY IS SHE EVEN IN DUBAI IF HER AND HER DAMN SISTER IS ON A SHOW IN WHICH THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE NEW YORK?
FUCK THE KARDASHIANS
tlmck | January 17, 2012 at 2:59 am
You mean reality shows are fake and have scripts and everything? Who knew?
masha | January 17, 2012 at 6:03 am
BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That Guy | January 17, 2012 at 9:18 am
Holy shit, I usually read everything but seriously TL;DR.
That Guy | January 17, 2012 at 9:20 am
Capricorn One anyone?
It’s a movie where they fake a manned mission to mars then try to kill the astronauts to keep the secret. This seriously reminds me of that, she’s trying to rewrite history. Sad thing is everyone will buy it.
StaPuft Overlord | January 17, 2012 at 9:37 am
“Oh goodie, there’s a camera…oh wait….ummmm I’m wearing my Dubai outfit aren’t I? But there’s a camera! Think Kim, think ….camera…. bad….. right…… now.”
*Brain explodes
TomFrank | January 17, 2012 at 10:16 am
Everything but the first four lines as just lifted from some website…Kris.
TomFrank | January 17, 2012 at 10:16 am
*was, not as
Carruthers | January 17, 2012 at 1:56 pm
If I’m not mistaken, if this can be proven to be true it is basis for a slander suit for Humphries. To recreate something and present it as true on national TV to change the perception of a person? Send that boy an ambulance chaser.
Cameron | January 17, 2012 at 2:37 pm
I knew it was fake when I watched the episode and miraculously the vehicle they are in has completely blacked out windows only during this particular scene. No other vehicle they were in while filming in Dubai had totally blacked out windows. I figured they were meerly trying to hide the fact that they were in the US and filmed this after the divorce announcement. They probably also re-edited the entore New York show to make Humphries look terrible.
baccusvd | January 17, 2012 at 3:15 pm
Did you notice how Kris Jenner is SMIRKING the entire time BAHAHAHAHA. her exact thoughts “everything is going according to plan mawhahahahahaha” what a tool.
Clear | January 21, 2012 at 5:22 pm
And did anybody notice how the that same clip where Kris Jenner is smirkng is repeated twice? Right after each other? Boy, these people must be totally laughing at how dumb the public is…
LOve123 | January 21, 2012 at 2:51 am
I think your homework needs to be looked at better! If u look at kim getting into the land rover the inside door panel is black and in the sences its tan! SO DEFINITIEY They didnt retake the video!! Get your story right!!!
Clear | January 21, 2012 at 5:12 pm
The reason is because the car which they used for the retake in the studio is not the same car which they are going home in!
The car which is in the scene is probably specially used by the studio while the other car is their own rented car or whatever. Two different cars: studio car vs. their car. Think!!
LOve123 | January 21, 2012 at 2:56 am
Also its not a retake look at kims phone!!!! and Inside door Panels!!! Get your story right people!!!!
OhCrap | January 27, 2012 at 1:31 pm
I knew it was fake because when I was watching it I was like why are they still, they were moving at first? But anyway , everybody should go sign that petition to boycott kim k . She should be over. I love Khole and Kourtney because they are so down to earth and kim is just marterialistic .
Crystal | February 2, 2012 at 12:29 am
the whole family are terrible people. Inclluding Khloe and Kourtney. Google images for Kris Humphreys Mason Zoo….and you will see images of Kris Humphries holding Mason…showing him the animals…interacting with Khloe and Kourtney…smiling with them…having fun with them…..yet in the show they edit to look like he was bored and yawning all the time and not wanting to hang with them and Kourtney even complained about it…but that never happened. they are just so vicious