Back in December, we posted the above pics of Kim Kardashian leaving a studio with Kris Jenner to make fun of her “media lockdown” and like all things Kardashian, immediately pissed them out of our minds if I may stick to a theme here. Turns out they’ve apparently become the smoking
black penis gun in proving that the Kardashians are completely re-editing and re-shooting scenes for Kim & Kourtney Take New York to make Kris Humphries look like the Darth Vader of husbands even though he’s a moron sandwich for latching on to this family, so fuck him. Via Reality Tea:
Does Kim outfit look familiar? It should because Kim is sporting the same exact outfit, same hairstyle and same makeup as she did in a scene that aired on KKTNY last Sunday which according to E! was filmed in Dubai… in October… weeks before Kim pulled the plug on her marriage.
In the scene, Kim tries to garner sympathy appear remorseful as she tells her mom she is having marital issues with hubby Kris. There’s only one problem folks: Kim filed for divorce on October 31 and it appears that “Dubai” scene was actually taped in Los Angeles on Dec. 6. Still having doubts? Well, feel free to check out the outfit Kris’ assistant is carrying behind her. Ding ding ding! It’s the SAME “Dubai” outfit plus Kris is still wearing the same earrings.
Wowzers. So this proves the Kardashians’ shows are as phony as the Kardashians. Furthermore, Kim and Kris actually filmed this scene last month to not only try to fool their audience, but to also try to make Kim a victim. Unfortunately for Kris Humphries, he didn’t get a chance to go back and film phony scenes to help his image.
Reality Tea goes on to cite further proof that the Dubai scene was scripted and shot months later after the fact, but at this point, if you don’t know that the Kardashians are the fakest whores this side of Fake Whore Canyon, the state legally has to provide you with a live-in helper so you don’t swallow pennies. So to whomever’s reading this post for their retarded friend, kindly relay that information to them unless you have no soul and want to see a person with special needs choke on a penny. Don’t be a dick.
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