Kris Humphries Won’t Be Asked If It’s In Yet Tonight

The Superficial / August 31, 2011

In related news, Vivid Entertainment has made contact with the “mystery buyer” of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape and set the price at $30 million along with basically admitting this is all just a giant PR stunt for Kim by making the following ham-fisted statement to TMZ:

“I have no idea who is behind this offer … but If it’s Kim, I have a tremendous amount of respect for her. She has my number and can call me any time.”

“I have no idea who this could be – Wink wink. – But through some sort of freak divine intervention, should it be Kim, my heart swells with pride over her attempt to sweep the very thing that made her famous under the rug after it’s served its purpose. Granted, she clearly has no idea how the Internet works, it’s cute to see her try and also pay me millions of fucking dollars based on that stupidity. So, again, just a brave soul.”

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