Kris Humphries Won’t Be Asked If It’s In Yet Tonight

August 31st, 2011 // 77 Comments

In related news, Vivid Entertainment has made contact with the “mystery buyer” of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape and set the price at $30 million along with basically admitting this is all just a giant PR stunt for Kim by making the following ham-fisted statement to TMZ:

“I have no idea who is behind this offer … but If it’s Kim, I have a tremendous amount of respect for her. She has my number and can call me any time.”

“I have no idea who this could be – Wink wink. – But through some sort of freak divine intervention, should it be Kim, my heart swells with pride over her attempt to sweep the very thing that made her famous under the rug after it’s served its purpose. Granted, she clearly has no idea how the Internet works, it’s cute to see her try and also pay me millions of fucking dollars based on that stupidity. So, again, just a brave soul.”

Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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    I think the obvious implication is Kim is so riddled with diseases that herpes doesn’t even make her top 10 things to worry about.

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    kingofbeer
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    Kim doesn’t need to sue, where do you think he got?

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    Neo
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    Butt plug, from the Pleasure Chest in LA

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    ayo
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    “Oh, oh, shit, I’m almost not in this picture”
    **ducks head

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    huh
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    She fucking loves the fucking camera so fucking much. it’s fucking mind blowing

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    BLaZin
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    she’s completely vapid. she is souless. she is like a ginger that has been dyed. she is a mirror. she is the tear of a unicorn. she is large, and sad, like a kitchen sponge. she doesn’t even have blood. she is a demon

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    2853
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    She is not a demon. She is an udder.

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    RoundRound
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    She has that scary smirk on her face. Gets me every time. I shit my pants. Every time. Why does she have to be so scary?

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    KAJ
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    She looks like a fat ribbon pretending to be happy.

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    meeps!
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    Even Kris knew how their story was gonna end…

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    tlmck
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    This picture was prophetic. She got the gold mine, he got the shaft.

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    saphos
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    oh, you’re just jealous

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