Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment So Prenup Will Be Dismissed

“Our entire marriage was a fraud right down to this prosthetic penis she made me carry all the time. Oh, God, I can still smell the foam rubber…”

I want to say I’ve been holding off on covering Kris Humphries seeking an annulment of his marriage to Kim Kardashian because I wanted to see what the endgame is, but honestly, I’m just as fucking sick of these people as you are. That said, sometimes you just gotta suck it up and make the donuts, and at least these donuts are filled with a delicious, prenup-invalidating jelly that will allow Kris Humphries to shat all over the Kardashians in the press. RadarOnline reports:

The NBA star formally filed a response Thursday in the divorce proceedings that Kardashian initiated after only 72 days of marriage. Humphries wants the marriage annulled on the grounds of “fraud.”
It’s a brilliant strategic move because by seeking to have the marriage annulled, Humphries can request that the prenup be tossed, primarily so he won’t be muzzled by the confidentiality agreement.
“The confidentiality aspect of the prenup is extensive and was created just in case things went bad, neither Kim nor Kris could discuss their relationship to the media. But now, Kris wants to be able to talk about the relationship without fear of being sued,” a source close to the situation tells

Of course, this could’ve been avoided had Kim and her mom not immediately launched a smear campaign re-editing the new season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York to make Kris look like a farting jackass along with planting gay rumors in the tabloids, but that would require them to be rational, non-whore-vacuums who actually think they could somehow make Kim look good after she essentially ran out the door of the church with a bag full of cash going, “Moneymoneymoney!” I might as well have said they could’ve avoided this by transforming into cars and trucks so humans will never know of their secret robot war against the Decepticons.

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