Kim Kardashian Kicked Off Stage By Prince and Other News

February 8th, 2011 // 95 Comments

- Jenny McCarthy is single again. [Popeater]

- Prince Harry bangs his girlfriend in the trunk of a Jaguar. As is royalty’s wont. [Dlisted]

- Jeremy Renner uses his Oscar nods to get laid. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Perry‘s breasts were on How I Met Your Mother. That’s why my TV kept turning itself on… (PUNS!) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Shanola Hampton is Shameless, some might say in the title of something. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Victoria Beckham‘s baby bump is showing at one week. [TooFab]

- Kirsten Dunst sells clothes now. [Just Jared]

- Nick Cannon sleeps with the fishes. [Bossip]

- January Jones wants you to look at her bra. [Popoholic]

- Amanda Seyfried‘s vagina makes you thiiisss happy. [Popsugar]

- Iceland gave Bjork an island. Why not? [theCHIVE]

- The 25 Best ‘To Catch A Predator’ Screencaps Ever. Now you guys will finally see my face. Whee! [BuzzFeed]

- The Sexiest Cinematic Psychos [Maxim]

- 100 Biggest Blunders in Sports History [Bleacher Report]

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  1. camparito

    i’m with him

  2. I love Prince!! He’s moving pretty good for a dude that had double hip surgery lol…and he kicked that skank off the stage because he KNEW that if he’d have danced with her he’d have been at risk for being REinjured by that leviathan sized ass of her’s..

  3. jojo

    “Get away from me you useless whore and no I will not urinate on you”.”Security!”

  4. Wow

    Dumb whore just stood there as if she was too good to even move. No wonder he kicked her off. He should have booted her in that big ass just to help her move FASTER when she was going back down the steps.

  5. Mortimer Duke

    Now only if we could get INS to kick her out of the country.

  6. oh for once Prince finally did something useful

    • niagara

      Lightdragon, don’t be jealous because he has talent and YOU don’t. You’ll NEVER see the sorta money HE has made/makes…

      • the only opinion that matters

        I have always liked Prince, my partner not so much…..until he came with me to his concert. You may go into his concert feeling so-so about him, but you leave a fan. That man is uber talented and puts on a hell of a show. Sorry Lightdragon, you are wrong.

      • Anon

        I’m niagara and I don’t like it when people don’t like things that I like. Also I cum in my own mouth, durrrhh uhurrrhhh.

      • Anon sucked my cock

        …nuff said…

  7. Jenille

    Do you actually think she cares what you losers are saying about her? She has more money than you freaks will eva eva eva have.

    • Rufus The Cat

      More class she does not.

    • Dick Tater

      A lot of good her money will do her when her fat ass is burning in Hell for eternity.

    • skillz 2 pay da billz

      Yeah, follow that logic and you could say the same about Hitler. So FO, “Jenille”

    • Burt

      Money can’t by self-esteem.

    • abe vigoda's eyebrows

      and I have never been peed on by anyone (well except an infant, but that happens sometimes).

      I could not give a shit HOW much money she has, she is a piece of crap who everyone makes fun of. I’d rather be poor and unknown, than a worldwide joke.

    • Randal(l)

      How is that a defense of someone? you know who else has more money than I will ever make. Hitler, the pope, and the stars of double penetration anal porn. So I gues that makes me a loser….right…because I wont take two cocks up the pooper at the same time for lots of money…right?

    • Mortimer Duke

      Gosh Jenille does your lunatic ass only show up for Kim Ho posts? Because of course obtaining money by having some has beens brother piss on you is the ultimate goal right? KIm is nothing but a toilet protector to half the NFL. Used once then flushed away. If this is your idol and someone you go bat for, I feel sorry for your mother.

    • DogBoy

      you win. We’ll add “rich” to “pissed-on, cat-faced fame-whore”.

    • kelly

      of course she cares what people think about her shes a very insecure woman, thats why she gets so much surgery and talks about her diet all the time

  8. peanut

    lightdragon…i completely agree with you

  9. Prince

    “Get off the stage you fat, buffalo ass toting piss ridden skank!! You only paid me for 5 seconds of notarity!! SECURITY!!”

  10. jinxx

    he kicks her off as a joke just like the other woman…

    • bitingontinfoil

      He also said “welcome to America” right afterwards – a definite jab that any whore who allows herself to be pissed on can become a “celebrity”. LOVE that cringe when she touches him – he obviously has taste (and an apparent aversion to herpes)

      • The Listener

        To bitingontinfoil, I think he said “Welcome to America” because 1) he had no clue that she’s supposed to be a celebrity and 2) he thought she might be from another country, perhaps based on her Middle Eastern/Armenian features.

      • Kizzy

        This tour is named “Welcome 2 America,” so I think he might have been just referencing that. But, oh, how I do hope he was saying it as an insult to her.

    • The Listener

      You’re right. He did it as a joke.

  11. “Kim Kardashian Kicked Off Stage By Prince and Other News”"

    I wish we could mash this up with the Slash headline from yesterday and end up with “Kim Kardashian kicked in the gunt by Prince…no other news is relevant”

  12. fatguyinalittleshirt

    haha – unexpected from the little man… well, he gets a little respect for that shit.

  13. mel

    KIM “don’t worry prince! that putrid stench i just ripped should fade as soon as i leave the stage…”

  14. LucidHaze

    Another publicity stunt for Kim Whoredashian.

  15. Jacob

    fuck that cunt! the only result of her death would be available time slots where her shows r now.

  16. LucidHaze

    Now let’s sit back and see who’s gonna come on, on a hidey name and defend this useless skank, from all the negative but TRUE posts that are being said about her. It happens on every Kim Kardashian story that’s ever been put on this site and I’m starting to think she actually has trolls/fans that actually THINK she’s WORTH something, or people that work for her that reads this site.

  17. I’d like to see Prince hook up with Tila Tequila just so I can say I’ve seen leprechaun sex.

  18. doodles

    Prince is the shit. Take that you talentless whore. Just goes to show you she can’t even dance – all she’s good for is being pissed on.

  19. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I remember once before some talentless person jumped on stage during his show and he threw them off . I think it was Paris Hilton.

    You gotta hand it to him: Hes had to WORK all these years (starting at a pretty young age) to be where he is. It must piss him off that these nobodies become Z-list celebrities for doin next to nuthin!

  20. equinox

    Prince had told the aliens his perfect woman would be a combination of Vanity, Apollonia, Sheila E and Sheena Easton. But the aliens had never seen a hot woman before.

  21. Smaug

    he should of shoved her off the stage, at least she has that huge ass of hers to break the fall.

  22. bimbamboing

    They will never become real friends. Yep, that’s for sure.

  23. worthless bitch can’t even bust a move…absolutely fuckin worthless.

  24. haha

    They’re even talking about this on Yahoo. The comments alone are worth clicking on the link!! Fucking hilarious!!

    http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/amplifier/88432/prince-speaks-for-kardashian-weary-nation-get-off-the-stage/#mwpphu-container

  25. Master Spook

    Pssssst….! When she’d bust a move then ALL her implants are getting mixed up!

  26. GravyLeg

    Prince has balls. Little fellow could have wound up in Khloe’s pouch on his was to a tree top lair for such an offense to the mistress of tinkles. She must have been in a good mood or something.

  27. painful to watch. but if she dances anything like her mother (shuffle, shuffle, ACL) then im not surprised she stood there like a zombie

  28. Dan

    I watched the whole video and he pretty much did the exact same thing to the first chick in the video who was actually dancing with him… Though he did seemed irritated with Kim K. Still funny though :)

  29. bimbamboing

    I’m not surprised at all. She’d just jump on anyone’s back and taking turns until she’s busted again.

  30. Fletch

    Too bad the concert wasn’t on top of the building. He could have saved the world by kicking her so hard off the stage that she fell over the side of the building. I believe if that happened, the world would suddenly have peace and harmony.

    • Dick Tater

      Or, the result would’ve been a global cataclysm when her fat ass hit the ground and set off a chain of mega-quakes.

  31. GravyLeg

    He kicked her off the stage because he realized she likes her Rain Golden not Purple.

  32. Kim Kardashian Prince
    hmm
    Commented on this photo:

    lookin fly with her bestie, spanx body shaper.

  33. xuc

    Who is this girl?

  34. Walkaway_Joe

    Her failure to bust a move proves that in an unscripted, non-reality show, true-life moment she is AVERAGE and ORDINARY – just like the rest of us.

  35. Kim Kardashian Prince
    Mitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Why was that fat armenian bitch even allowed on stage in the first place?

  36. Laurali

    She needs to bow out of the spot light for a while IF she wants to be taken seriously. This Kardashian craze has gone on long enough.

  37. Roughy

    Anyone who’s sexy and knows it, understand that was a compliment to Kimmy K.

  38. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    why did he invite her up in the 1st place? that is what I’d like to know.

  39. Kim Kardashian Prince
    frcrkr
    Commented on this photo:

    oh tee hee hee oh go you zilly girl go hee hee hee

  40. mean tina

    dumb bitch cant back it up and dance with that thang.

  41. mupps

    I thought Jeremy Renner was gay…why is he chatting up the ladies?

    Or is this the smell of rancid bullshit in my nostrils?

  42. Corky

    First!

  43. cc

    This would have been a great story if he’d been performing on the Golden Gate Bridge and pusher her off that.

  44. bitingontinfoil

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XmxijQfMow

    Prince….You’re welcome!

  45. Pope Stump

    Maybe Prince invited her onstage because he had to take a leak.

    Or maybe he thought it would be neat to invite a human Super Bowl onstage.

  46. Anya

    why was this ugly whore dragged on stage anyways?? Was there some impromptu peeing contest that I’m not aware of???

  47. Kim Kardashian Prince
    Meet you at the benches at the foot
    Commented on this photo:

    “ooo, dont touch me u filthy bitch, now where is that brother of yours – huh?”

  48. Kim Kardashian Prince
    slay
    Commented on this photo:

    SHE CANT CARRY HER OWN GOD DAMN UMBRELLA?? ? lazy fuck

  49. Gabriel

    This is the closest Kim can ever get to an Oscar.

  50. Mia

    He did it to the woman before Kim K. He gave her the same amount of time the previously woman had. Just because it’s Kim K everyone’s making a huge deal out of this. But it isn’t. She’s just another person he invited on stage to dance with him except she just stood there unlike the previous woman.

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