The Kardashian Khristmas Special is Kanceled

Seen here volunteering at the LA Mission for reasons I’m willing to accept have nothing to do with her divorce exposing her as a cash-hungry cuntbag woven from the finest whore-hair (Read: Hello, black penis.), Kim Kardashian and her puppet master Kris Jenner have canceled plans for a Kardashian Khristmas Special which, yes, was actually called that. Page Six reports:

An insider says apart from the unhappy split, family members including sisters Kourtney and Khloe, brother Rob, and parents Kris and Bruce Jenner had “too many commitments” to film the show together. “It didn’t look promising due to schedule conflicts, but once Kim’s divorce happened it was definitely not possible,” our source said.

I probably shouldn’t have even written this post because if you’re like me, you had no idea a Kardashian Khristmas Special was even possible, so this is like finding out Megan Fox was going to bang you, but then a terrorist crashed into her vagina. I don’t know how you tell the two apart. Anyway, good luck enjoying a holiday without watching the Kardashians murder Santa Claus for his sack of toys before banishing Khloe to the Island of Misfit Toys or wherever the Abominable Snowman lived. Wookiee Mountain? Close enough.

Adding… Now we know Jennifer Love Hewitt is not only a Twi-hard, but also a krazed Kardashian fan. And yet she can’t find a husband. Weird.

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