Kim Kardashian & Kanye’s Paris Wedding Will Be An E! Special Because That Always Ends Well

When Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries, that ended only 72 days later making Kim a national punchline and exposing her family as the money-grubbing frauds that people should’ve known they are, except we don’t spend money on education anymore. That said, the E! producers did do a beautiful job planning – and paying – for everything, so why not do that all over again? It’s not like this shit means anything, amirite? Radar reports:

“Kim persuaded Kanye to let the cameras roll because E! will pick up most of the cost of the wedding and it’s a lot easier for a network to deal with logistics of a foreign wedding than if it were just the two of them planning it.”
The lovebirds won’t have to worry about security, intrusive photographers or guests with cell phones, explained the source, because the producers will handle the logistics.
“Even though Kim’s marriage to Kris (Humphries) was a disaster, she was very happy with how the wedding and reception turned out,” said the insider.
“It was flawless. Both Kim and Kanye have very high expectations for their wedding. It will be an over-the-top affair and there will be pre-wedding festivities leading up to the big day for their guests. It’ll be like a festival!”

What’s great about this time is that before, Kim Kardashian visibly hated being around Kris Humphries, but now it’s Kanye who looks like he wants to put a goddamn bullet in his face every time he’s around her which if history has taught us anything, means he’ll dump her ass two months after the wedding. Not that she’d care because he’d still be on the hook to her for 18 years, and in the end, she got what Kris Jenner trained her for. So basically we should nuke all of Calabasas is what I’m trying to say here. I really can’t make a more compelling argument than that, and frankly, I’m surprised launch codes aren’t being punched in as we speak. What happened to this country? Oh, right, the Kardashians.

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