Kim Kardashian & Kanye’s Paris Wedding Will Be An E! Special Because That Always Ends Well

January 28th, 2014 // 33 Comments
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When Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries, that ended only 72 days later making Kim a national punchline and exposing her family as the money-grubbing frauds that people should’ve known they are, except we don’t spend money on education anymore. That said, the E! producers did do a beautiful job planning – and paying – for everything, so why not do that all over again? It’s not like this shit means anything, amirite? Radar reports:

“Kim persuaded Kanye to let the cameras roll because E! will pick up most of the cost of the wedding and it’s a lot easier for a network to deal with logistics of a foreign wedding than if it were just the two of them planning it.”
The lovebirds won’t have to worry about security, intrusive photographers or guests with cell phones, explained the source, because the producers will handle the logistics.
“Even though Kim’s marriage to Kris (Humphries) was a disaster, she was very happy with how the wedding and reception turned out,” said the insider.
“It was flawless. Both Kim and Kanye have very high expectations for their wedding. It will be an over-the-top affair and there will be pre-wedding festivities leading up to the big day for their guests. It’ll be like a festival!”

What’s great about this time is that before, Kim Kardashian visibly hated being around Kris Humphries, but now it’s Kanye who looks like he wants to put a goddamn bullet in his face every time he’s around her which if history has taught us anything, means he’ll dump her ass two months after the wedding. Not that she’d care because he’d still be on the hook to her for 18 years, and in the end, she got what Kris Jenner trained her for. So basically we should nuke all of Calabasas is what I’m trying to say here. I really can’t make a more compelling argument than that, and frankly, I’m surprised launch codes aren’t being punched in as we speak. What happened to this country? Oh, right, the Kardashians.

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  1. Who gives a rats ass anyways.

  2. The Most Interesting

    I always thought those gay marriage opponents were just hateful little bastards, but now I see Santorum was right:

    It’s legal to marry a friggin’ cow.

    • It makes me chuckle when politicians try to defend the “sanctity of marriage” as if that’s a thing that actually exists.

      *Turns on TV to one of 50 shows where two strangers get married after knowing each other for a month*

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    Cock Dr
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    The size of it still has the power to startle the casual passerby & internet surfer.

  4. Yabbo

    This is why the majority of celebrities piss me off: go to Haiti or Africa, take a couple with starving, impoverished people without doing shit, and then have a pointless multi-million dollar wedding that could have instead fed thousands of people for weeks. What a bunch of hypocrites.

  5. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Sixty days? are you saying they’re in it for the long haul? Oh right, they have to be together until at least a day after the wedding airs. But what if it’s shown live?

  6. Kim thinks Kanye has a surprise for her at the wedding because the Parisian wedding planners keep saying, “oui, oui”

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    Come on, that’s huge even by Kim’s standards. That has to be photoshopped.

  8. Kanye does know it’s a wedding, right—and not just a trip to the capital of world fashion, Gay Paree?

  9. Robb7

    So this cunt was happy with the wedding & reception even though the marriage was a disaster. That pretty much sums up everything this grifting family represents. But that won’t stop the millions of knuckleheads who will tune in to watch this circus!

  10. The nasty bitch and her family of succubi will do anything to increase the ratings on their dying show. When that fails they’ll increase the whoring of Kendall and Kylie.

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    She looks particularly bovine in this picture.

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    And I see Kanye already has a stand-in for her E! wedding. He really is a genius after all.

  13. poop

    lol omg im so happy no one cares about them anymore

  14. “lovebirds” ????????????? What a bunch of fucking steaming horseshit, LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wish they could feel the hate instead of drowning in their own gargantuan egos.

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    MOOOOOOOooooooo.

  16. This family has more money than all of us could earn in 100 lifetimes yet they continue to get everything for free. Makes sense.

  17. “Kim persuaded Kanye to let the cameras roll because E! will pick up most of the cost of the wedding…” So if Yeezus refused to be part of the whoreshow, then what? Momma Soul Eater coughs up the coin? Not in a million years or whenever they exorcise her evilness from this earth.

  18. LL

    I’m not sure why everyone in Calabasas has to die. A drone strike at just the right time should do it.

    Seriously, that shit is crazy accurate. In America, anyway.

    In Iraq and Afghanistan, maybe not so much. Unless we’re trying to kill entire families attending a wedding, in which case, mission accomplished, I guess.

  19. anonym

    her face is fuckin ugly weird.

    after the last wedding fuck up, I know equally as many idiots will watch this one.

  20. Dying laughing...

    How in the name of GOD has nobody brought this up?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

    Fore. Shadowing.

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