Kanye West Looks Thrilled To See Kim Kardashian Again, Just Thrilled

April 23rd, 2013 // 70 Comments

After weeks of it being painfully obvious he dumped her ass then fled the country, Kanye West flew to New York yesterday to spend time with Kim Kardashian but probably just to make sure she didn’t feed the fetus he left in her to Khloe. He also met up with Jay-Z and you can barely tell who Kanye was more excited to be around. The man’s face gives nothing away. It’s like staring at a cyborg if cyborgs stopped coming back from the future to fix the past. She’s standing right next to you! DO IT.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pregnant Kanye West
    renotastic
    Commented on this photo:

    Mom! Guys! I got him! Let’s do this fucking Christmas photo NOW!!

  2. Cock Dr

    He’s even happier than the SW commenting community.
    MOO

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pregnant Kanye West
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    Brother looks broken , pregnant cow and udder beaten. Mooooooooooo!

  4. Man, with that look on his face, I almost feel bad for Kanye. Almost…. but don’t let the giant grin on my face fool you.

  5. Vinnie

    Should have thought twice before you boned it, dumbass!

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    PJ Bandit
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    If she stops to graze just hit her on the head. That’s what I’m doing.

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    PJ Bandit
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    Kanye has gotten really good at hiding his pain. The pain of being away from $1500 hookers even for a day.

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    HAHAHA
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    “fck dis shiat”

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    PJ Bandit
    Commented on this photo:

    You don’t know what it’s like Jay-Z. One minute you’re cruising for some strange. Next, the waiter is looking at you strange because you request a table next to a good grazing field.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Let’s whip the Kiss Cam over to . . . Wow, that’s awkward!”

  11. Looking at this gallery while listening to Peabo Bryson’s “I Can’t Imagine” gives it a whole new layer of poignancy.

  12. Bane

    She really has no idea of what’s coming does she?

    He’s already gone.

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    Rio
    Commented on this photo:

    I miss JayZ

  14. In 18 years, he’s going to find out it wasn’t his.

    • PJ Bandit

      He doesn’t care about that kid now. Him not being the father might even be better for the kid down the road.

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    Inis
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    “damn the bi*h found me”

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    Nasty
    Commented on this photo:

    Help me bro
    don’t leave me

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pregnant Kanye West
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    The thousand-yard stare. Even a moron gets it after he’s been in the shit for too long.

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    Deacon Jones
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    He was going to shoot him until he realized how many cameras were around.

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    Deacon Jones
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    (photographers yelling questions)

    “Kayne! Kayne! What are you going to do now that “your bitch” is ready to pop??”

    “I’m going to be a responsible fatherly figure and raise the child with her. And stop sucking French cock while wearing tight leather pants that smell like ass.”

    (loud laughter)

  20. whatthe

    Is anyone really surprised by this? I doubt there is any man out there that would stay long with that attention whoring bitch.

    • Scorecard

      Well, let’s see who’s bolted…there was:

      Christiano Rinaldo
      Damon Thomas (first husband)
      Evan Ross
      Gabriel Aubry (a WHITE guy!)
      John David Jackson (aka. Fabolous)
      John Mayer
      Kanye West
      Kris Humpries (husband of 72 days)
      Marquis Houston
      Michael Copon
      Miles Austin
      Nick Cannon
      Nick Lachey
      Reggie Bush
      Scott Storch
      Shad Moss (aka. Lil’ Bow Wow)
      Shengo Dean
      Tito Joe Jackson, Jr.
      Terrell Taylor (aka. The Game)
      Tyson Beckford
      William Norwood (aka. Ray J)

      …and now she’s back with Kanye ” I’m a dumb bunny” West.

      • Deacon Jones

        So does that mean I might have Kim Khardashian cooties since my ex-girlfriend blew Tyson Beckford in Miami a couple of times?

      • Six degrees of Kevin Bacon

        @Decon – …um…it would probably be prudent if you had a full panel work-up, and abstained from any sexual contact untill you get the all clear.

        @Scorecard – you forgot to include her one time BFF and herpes patient-zero Paris.

    • Kanye West is a fucking asshole. After what he did to Taylor Swift, as far as I’m concerned he deserves whatever befalls him. Getting stuck with a rug-rat with Kim Kardashian is poetic justice! I hope she rapes him for child support!

  21. Jay-Z Kanye West
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    “Yo, Carlton! Tell Fresh Prince we miss beating his ass on the basket ball court!”

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Sure, let’s go up to our room to consummate our reunion. I’d love that very mu- Hey! Is that an ice cream truck?”
    “Where?”
    “Over there!”
    “Where?”
    “It went around the corner! If you run now, you can catch it!”
    “Which corner did it go around, baby? . . . Baby? Where’d you go?”

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Come on, Kanye! Chin up! You too, Kim! That’s right, both of them!

  24. tom

    Kanye’s face is sooo hilarious.

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    Almander
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    These guys are on their forties…still dress like fucking kids.

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    henry hill
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    In for a penny, in for a 275 pounds.

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pregnant Kanye West
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    It’s a broken man who can’t even crook his arm for the European Retirees Hand-Tucked-into-Bent-Elbow Walk.

  28. UJ

    How the hell did a gay fish get a gold digging cow pregnant? Enquiring minds have gots ta know!

  29. anonymous

    It is hilarious that the only time he smiles is when he sees a homeboy. The rest of the time he looks absolutely miserable.

    Banging whores is one thing; putting your baby in one is another.

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    TS
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    God, I hope someone more creative than me can turn this into a “sad Kanye” meme.

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    oh i know
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    in every picture there’s a black saying it all with his eyes….. ;)

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Kanye may have flown in from out of the country, but Jay-Z flew in from 1985.

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    guttboy
    Commented on this photo:

    “So Kanye, was the sex worth it brother?”

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    anonym
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    he’s thinking
    “damn, the cow. why the fuck did I knock her up, now i’m tied to this vapid bitch. I just saw 3d sonogram, and the baby is ugly too.”

  35. Lovecraft

    I love that at the top of this page there is an ad for the cow’s new fragrance True Reflection. I would say that his eyes are a true reflection of how shit his life is now.

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    Nettie
    Commented on this photo:

    Kapow.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    If I might suggest a great read to Ms Kardashian, it’s a book called “He’s just not that into you”.

  38. i assume it finally dawned on him what kind of family he got himself involved in and the fact that he is tied to them for the rest of his life. If that does not make you suicidal I don’t know what would.

  39. Randal(l)

    Jesus Christ, if that isn’t the look of a broken man. I’d almost feel bad for him if it wasn’t for the millions of dollars, string of high end prostitutes….. wave after wave of groupies throwing their sex at him…..global travel…team of employees waiting on his every whim…you know what, fuck you Kanye I hope her big fat ass rolls over you in your sleep.

    Randal(l)

  40. Robocop

    I hate to say it , but this bitch is gonna get this low-life rapper to marry her. She’s gonna whine, scream, carry on, and blackmail this ass until he makes this brat legit. That witch mother of hers will also lay her crap as well. He will do/say/pay anything to dump her fat ass!

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    Whatever she’s done to him, he deserves it. Hahahaha!

  42. I cannot tell which is more miserible – him or her??! So sad when such a miracle is happening right in front of them! Babies are a blessing but I do not see either one of these SELFISH INDIVIDUALS as a real parent, changing diapers, feeding, burping a newborn! This poor child — lets hope She has a loving and motherly Nanny Bc KK is NO MOTHER! He is an idiot to have gotten”stuck in her trap”!

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    KtothaJ
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    Pubes outta control.

  44. It’s incredibly heart-warming seeing a young couple experiencing so much bliss…

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    Greg
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    In every picture of a pregnant white girl, there’s a black guy saying it all with his eyes.

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    Pip Pip Cheery-O
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    He subconsciously really, really wants to “pop a cap in that bitch’s head, yo.”

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    He looked happier to see Jay-Z. That’s pretty sad for Kim. I’m not a big fan of hers or anything. But being pregnant is rough as it is. Let alone having the father in another country and every news outlet reporting on how fat you’ve gotten. I wouldn’t wish that on any pregnant woman.

  48. AnitaC24

    Those side-by-side pics are a classic — and speak volumes.

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    Rubyskye
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    Thrilled to see jay z lol he misses Paris

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