So remember when everyone found out Kanye West used to watch Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape to get in the mood while banging groupies? Turns out he actually tried to make his own with a Kim lookalike before realizing it’d just be cheaper to buy the real one and bang it like property. RadarOnline reports:
The tape is nearly 20 minutes long and appears to have been shot in a hotel room with an unidentified female who clearly states at the beginning of the video that she’s 18 years old.
The woman also confesses to Kanye that she is married and claims, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here!”
With her bodacious curves, dusky skin and long black hair the woman is a definite dead ringer for Kim Kardashian.
RadarOnline.com has seen the tape in full and can verify without a doubt that it is Kanye in the footage.
Wait a minute, this chick is only 18, yet somehow has been married long enough that her husband’s already tired of having sex with her? Wow, that’s a lot of bullshit. She nailed the part.
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After reading that the girl was 18 and tired of having sex with her husband, I assumed it had to be Courtney Stodden.
“Wait a minute, this chick is only 18, yet somehow has been married long enough that her husband’s already tired of having sex with her? Wow, that’s a lot of bullshit, she nailed the part.”
- I was thinking the same thing. Why anyone would want to bone Mr. Chipmunk Cheeks is beyond me.
yeah i think they meant that the girl was at leaat 18 years old. 18 year olds don’t get married!
Her husband must also be her pimp!
All I’m getting from this story is the tantalizing prospect of an angry husband hunting down and killing Kanye West. Just remember, angry husband dude – in Texas it’s legal to kill somebody for banging your wife, so try and lure Kanye to Texas and take care of business.
I didn’t even think of that– i wonder how long ago this is from
Just when I think he can’t get any dumber, he goes and does something like this…..AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF !
I really thumbs-upped it more for the Dumb and Dumber quote. I’m a complete sucker for D&D and ace venture quotes.
Then we are now friends.
Gee, I wonder who Konvinced him to leak this tape? I just really, really Kan’t imagine who. I’m Konfounded and Kant figure who Kould Konvince him to Kapitulate to this idea.
I’m also konfused about who would want to katapult this out into the public and make public the horrible kase of krabs they have
Cows can live 18 years? Wow, I didn’t know that.
well, untill 31 at least
Dude, if those spanx burst, people would DIE. Or at the very least, lose an eye.
Return of the invisible dick.
Scratch that. It’s an invisible pee stream.
Kanye made a sex tape…with a girl??? LMAO
The Kim Kardashian lookalike… what’s his name?
This guy is obsesse and twisted. The only criteria for his tape was that she looked like KK. And who announces their age on tape while having sex except someone who is not 18. This woman needs to be found and have her age verified. This idiot is so obsessed, I wouldn’t put it past him that she is not 18.
“And who announces their age on tape while having sex except someone who is not 18.”
In the sex-tape industry, it’s called the R. Kelly Clause.
If there’s one person in the world I don;t want to ever see naked it’s that idiot Kanye. Seriously the guy is just ugly.
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Try as I might, I can’t think of one single thing I like about Kanye.
Yeah, so…………….Is Kim gonna sue him for using a look alike in his film?
If this tape goes public it’s clear that it was orchestrated to get 1)publicity2) make money and3) try to convince the public Kanye is not gay. What has happened to my great country? It’s gone kiddies and I’m afraid it not coming back.
I still can’t get over the fact that Blue from Forrest Gump got Kim Kardashian.
There’s Kardashian shrimp, Jenner shrimp, fat-ass shrimp…..
As much of a douche canoe that Kanye West is, I have great macsiul respect for him (respect him macsiully? Whatevs) and like most of his music, yet, you never have. I actually think you responded to one of the songs on my Ipod by Kanye with ew. Now you like Kanye or is the awesomeness of Jay-Z so astounding that you put up with Kanye?
What Kardashian hasn’t figured out is that Kanye doesn’t get jazzed about HER when he obsessively watches Ray-J defile her…
this is fucking insane. why this people still walk around free? there is no mental hospital in USA?
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He is so freakin’ disgusting
ALL THIS ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN IS A BIT FUCKEN INSANE, NO UNDERWEAR, MARRIED 72 DAYS, STILL NOT DIVORCED. HORRIBLE BUSINESS WOMAN. THE BITCH IS BEAUTIFUL BUT MISERABLE. DONT YOU PEOPLE SEE IT. JUST LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE. MORE IMPORTANT WHO EVER TOOK JUSTIN B’ LAP TOP AND CAMERA THEY SHOULD RETURN IT. NOW THERE IS SOME JUICY FOOTAGE ON BOTH, SO I HEARD. BUT YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME.