The Kanye West Beat Up A Dude For Calling Kim A ‘N-gger Lover’ Story Is Already Falling Apart

January 14th, 2014 // 79 Comments
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If you haven’t heard about it by now, here’s the original TMZ report about Kanye West allegedly beating an 18-year-old kid in a chiropractor’s office waiting room after he allegedly called Kim Kardashian a “nigger lover.” (I uncensored the naughty words because we all wear big kid underwear.)

Kim was at a Beverly Hills medical building when she was swarmed by photogs. We’re told the guy allegedly tried to help Kim get in the building, as he started screaming, “Fuck these faggot-ass niggers”" — referring to the paparazzi. Kim then told him it was not appropriate to use the N-word. We’re told he then screamed at her, “Fuck you bitch. Just trying to help you. Shut up nigger lover, stupid slut.”
Apparently that got Kim hot as fish grease … she watched the guy walk into an office. As they were walking we’re told the guy continued berating Kim. She dialed Kanye on his cell, and when the guy realized Kanye was on the phone he allegedly said, “Fuck you Nigger.” Kanye — who had just arrived at the building — then met up with Kim.
Sources say Kanye and Kim rushed into the waiting room of chiropractor Richard Hill and found the 18-year-old sitting there. Witnesses say Kanye punched the guy and Kim screamed, “We have it all on tape.”

Now, if you heard that version of the story, you’d probably think that seems like a perfectly legitimate reason to barge into a doctor’s office and punch a man in the face. Except the Kardashians are already adding more details because now this kid like totally threatened to kill Kim, too, you guys. She could’ve died:

Sources familiar with the nuclear blow up at a Beverly Hills medical building tell TMZ … the guy screamed at Kim, “I WILL KILL YOU, SLUT” … and THAT Kim believes is a crime.
TMZ broke the story … the guy had been yelling at paps outside the building as Kim showed up. He apparently tried to help her get in the building, but when he started ranting at photogs, calling them “niggers” and “faggots” … Kim called him out and he then went crazy on her.

And now for the amazing part of this story. There were shitloads of paparazzi outside the building, all with cameras, and in the past 12 hours not a single one of them has produced any video of this kid saying any of this shit. What they do have is some skinny dude built like me, so immediately you know he’s not a threat, going, “Wow, you have to put up with that everyday?” before bouncing into the office and going about his business. On top of that, you suddenly have Kim Kardashian being very, deeply concerned about the welfare of the paparazzi who last time I checked aren’t Kim Kardashian so none of this adds up. In fact, the only thing that does add up is nobody’s talking about her Photoshopping her ass anymore. This ass right here:

Kim Kardashian Ass Photoshopped Instagram

See the wavy door? That means it was Photoshopped.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Greg

    Or the fact that Kim tips off the Paparrazzi to what her daily schedule is going to be like on each and every day.

  2. BlinkyTheFish

    ‘As hot as fish grease’? This is the only part of the story that intrigues me. I’ve heard heard that phrase in my life.

  3. Wait…. Fish, are you telling us that Kim K is lying to us?

    NOOOOO… say it ain’t so!

    I mean, if you cannot trust walking/talking toilet bowl, what can you trust!?

    • mark

      ha! awesome! well said…if I could add…”…if you cannot trust walking/talking toilet bowl, or a woman from who’s gigantic manure canon constantly erupts, obvious and visible, squiggled stink lines….who can you trust?

  4. “calling them ‘niggers’ and ‘faggots’ …”

    I believe that is simply a synonym for “pineapple.”

    • Fish is letting people use the n-word in the comments? Where’s schmidtler to celebrate this, his biggest dream come true?

      *scans comments, comes up empty*

      I guess he’s too busy jerking off to this victory. I mean, he did win this war. A war on his freedom to say the n-word on someone else’s website. It is indeed a new day in America.

      • You really are a special kind of asshole, Tom.
        Unlike you, I was busy doing some work, which I unfortunately have to attend to at least some of the time I’m in the office.
        Is there some reason you would object to me (or anyone) expecting that when a story is posted that inextricably involves the word ‘nigger’, that adults could actually spell out the word without fearing the boogie man will be summoned?
        And as far as this being ‘someone else’s website’ – yes, this site along with many others is owned by Spin media. For anyone wondering why there’s such a plethora of stories posted here about such useless fools as the Kardashian’s and Kendra Wilkinson, Spin Media also operates the official websites for Kim, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian, as well as Kendra Wilkinson. So, there’s your answer to that.

      • “For anyone wondering why there’s such a plethora of stories posted here about such useless fools as the Kardashian’s and Kendra Wilkinson, Spin Media also operates the official websites for Kim, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian, as well as Kendra Wilkinson. So, there’s your answer to that.”

        Watching the last desperate sputters of schmidtler’s tailspin is truly a thing of beauty. I owe you a drink, TomFrank’s Ghost.

      • What I object to, schmidtler, is that you are never in higher dudgeon than when the site won’t let you say the N-word in the comments. “Dammit, Fish, why won’t you let me say it on your site! You may take my Internet, but you can never take…MY FREEDOM!”

        Also, unless you’re KC and the Sunshine Band, the word you want is “bogeyman.” #pedantic

      • If it makes anyone (ANYONE AT ALL) feel any better, I had to wait for moderator approval for the comment to be posted.

  5. Smapdi

    The paparazzi, Kim K., Kanye, and some racist kid. There’s just no one to cheer for in this story.

  6. Is there anything that comes out of this whore’s mouth that’s not a lie? She found the perfect male whore to stand at her side. North doesn’t have a chance in hell.

    • Twingal

      That’s where you’re wrong. Since Kris Jenner is the reigning leader of Hell, North will be quite comfortable as her minion…as long as she puts out a sex tape on her 18th birthday and donates her placenta to make her grandmom-ager look younger.

  7. Kanye beating someone up? Nope. It would never happen.

  8. What I’m getting from this story is Kanye beat up a kid and now they are trying to produce a reason that makes it ok, but between the two of them they have all the subtlety of a fart in an elevator, so their story is predictably ridiculous.

    I could just imagine the brain storming session these two modern day Einsteins came with, I’m actually surprised they didn’t go with “he was goosestepping while raping a baby and burning an American flag”

  9. JimBB

    I suspect that when the truth comes out, it will involve elements like Kanye hiding behind several bodyguards screaming “Don’t let him get me!,” Kim phoning her agent, Kris Jenner paying a kid to wait outside a chiropractor’s office, and TMZ being tipped off by someone whose voice sounds a lot like Kylie Jenner.

  10. j-sin

    If this story IS true, I hope Kanye kicked all that motherfucker’s teeth out of his head. I can’t stand Kim’s spotlight whoring but I hate fucking racists.

    • The Most Interesting

      While I loathe racists myself, and particularly the fucking kind, who might propagate more of themselves, you *do* realize that a physical assault is neither a legal nor reasonable response to a racial slur, right?

      • j-sin

        FUCK. THAT. SHIT. If you call me a nigger to my face, you’re getting your face broken in two. Sorry butI don’t play that MLK turn the other cheek shit.

      • bob

        and that is probably the reason why you get called that name. physical violence at words (bad as they may be)

      • j-sin

        Hahaha, I got called the N word once when I was in college and I don’t even think the kid had enough time to finish his sentence before I broke his nose in two parts. So, I’m sorry if my dislike of a word that carries years of racial history and stigmas offends me but the way I was raised if you’re bold enough to use that word in public you’re bold enough to get your ass kicked.

      • Congratulations. You are the racial stereotype people from the deep south always expected you to be. Is that really something to be proud of?

      • j-sin

        Goes to show you how fucked up some people’s priorities are, if I agree with a racist shithead getting the shit smacked out out him I get piled on meanwhile racists are actually all over this thread and not a peep from any of these hypocrits. Classic.

      • McFeely Smackup, dude, you fucking NAILED it! Couldn’t have been said any better.

      • bob

        But see, it’s people with such rage issues as yourself that give birth to the racists, sexists, and all the other negative -ists out there. You think you’re fighting the good fight bu punching people, but all you are doing is creating more hate. One day hopefully you will stop being a cocky violent asshole and see the hypocrisy in yourself.

      • You guys are getting wound up over nothing. This story is an obvious Kardashian Joint fictional creation. You can tell because the racist kid’s motivations make zero sense in the story.

        He shielded and defended Kim from paps. obviously knowing who she was, and then started with threats, racial epitaphs and homophobia as soon as she corrected him for N-blasting the crowd? So, he knew and appreciated who she was enough to defend her, but not enough to keep from using racist language in front of a woman famous for dating black men? Dumb shit like this only makes sense in the minds of soulless people like the Kardashians and their corporate tabloid overlords.

      • j/k

        I bet you let your friends call you nigga.

      • Jade

        Anyone who thinks that physically hurting another person because they dislike the words coming out of their mouth is stupid. End of story. There was no reason for violence here. If you don’t get that, perhaps you’re just a lost cause.

      • Kanye had no right, he wasn’t even there. I hate racist too, im fuckin dark as fuck, but that gives no one any right to follow you to where youre at WAY after the events took place….ESPECIALLY IF KANYE WASN’T THERE TO BEGIN WITH.

        Thats assault thats number 1…secondly, he did not call anyone a nigger to their face KANYE WAS NOT THERE…did you read the fuckin artilce j-sin?

      • j-sin

        Yes I read it and I don’t know what your fucking point is. The article alleges that he called Kanye a nigger over the phone and (allegedly) threatened Kim. I’m not saying it wasn’t assault but IF the story is true I’m not gonna cry tears for some little KKK wannabe pipsqueak no matter how much I hate Kanye and Kim’s shenanigans. He got what he fucking deserved. END OF STORY.

      • Dox

        A few points J.
        First, you are correct that it is not acceptable in any fashion to use such language. However, it is furthermore, unacceptable to attack people over words. It’s part of what keeps society from degenerating into utter chaos. Part of what MLK Jr was attempting to teach people was to master their emotions, in such a way as to deprive such epithets of their power. A violent response does exactly what the individual was hoping for, a twisted measure of “proof” that a particular race is less than human.
        Second, this entire story reeks of bullshit. People do not randomly start pelting out racial and sexual epithets while at a Chiropractors office. It’s just not done, much for the same reason that one does not randomly attack people over spoken words. It would cause society to degenerate into utter chaos. Most people understand this, and thus refrain from using socially unacceptable language so as to avoid unnecessary conflict, regardless of their feelings.
        Thirdly, we must consider the source of said report. With zero verification of such an incident, the reporting parties are at best suspect. They lie consistently, and use the media in such a way as to propagate their sad little existences, and feed their ego’s.

        So to sum it up, attacking random people for racspoken words is foolish, and immature. As much as racism itself. Neither is conducive to a mature, thoughtful society, and Kanye/Kim are full of shit, thus this entire story is likely bullshit, until verified by someone with more integrity than a loan shark, cheating on his wife, while stealing from the collection plate.

      • cc

        I am not saying this story is true as they are both inveterate liars and douchebags BUT there are times when an asshole deserves a punch in the face.

        Example: My old man (still alive remarkably enough) was a hard-assed Irishman who grew up in a pretty grim part of that country. During the war he enlisted in the RAF. A friend who flew Corsairs had been forced to bail out after being hit by enemy fire; the wing hit clipped his head on the way down, and he subsequently lost all his hair. He was very self conscious about it and always wore a hat. They were walking past a movie line up and his friends hat blew off. Some wit in the line up said ‘Hey curly, better cover your head or you’ll catch cold!’ My old man picked up his friend’s hat, handed it back to him, walked up the to the funnyman and asked ‘Did you just call my friend ‘curly’?’ to which the smirking dick inadvisedly said ‘Ya, so what?’ My old man hauled him out into the street and LAID HIM THE FUCK OUT. I’m damn proud he had the balls to do it.

    • Juch

      The idea that Kanye could beat up anyone is hard to believe. Its like asking me to believe Bieber beat up someone.

    • Matt Cheddar

      Whats that Buckwheat? You talking to us our the next customer at the drive thru?

      …Shut up and go get your fucking shine box, boy.

      • j-sin

        Exhibit A: An internet racist who knows if he ever said any shit like this is offline and in public he’d get his teeth punched in. Keep being tough with your anonymity.

      • Matt Cheddar

        Easy Jimmy Walker.

        Rule #1 to not being ethnically cleansed by the 88% of white America about sick of the 98% POS black Americans.

        Don’t get all uppity and talk to the hand that feeds you that way.

    • Oh BABY

      No doubt we all are impressed by your internet toughness on racism, because nothing says “I mean it” like cursing. What village do you belong to, is your village searching for its missing idiot (that would be YOU), and how can you be dumb enough to believe anything the piss whore and her douche-bag baby daddy say? Or do you automatically start swearing and insisting on your hatred of racism without anything more than the word of two congenital liars just to make yourself feel good?

      You’re probably some super-skinny, pimply white adolescent, sitting in his mom’s basement, wanting to be chosen by the thug life, because of course, to your mentality, violence is always the answer to an alleged verbal epithet.

      Very few people like racists, but no doubt you feel not only self righteous, but original as hell.

      • j-sin

        Hahaha, apparently reading comprehension is not your forte because I said IF the story was true. And I make no apologies for hoping racist piece of shit gets his teeth kicked in. You’re the one looking silly by getting all indignant about it.

      • freebie

        And IF the story is not true, will you apologize for your violent reaction?

      • j-sin

        My violent reaction? Especially after seeing what you just posted a few posts down? Hahaha, if I do it sure as hell won’t be to you.

      • Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

        Calm the fuck down. You’re embarassing yourself.

      • freebie

        I just posted a fact. It’s true isn’t it? Or do you beg to differ?

      • Jade

        After reading j-sin’s various posts, I am stepping up to feel embarrassed for him, because he obviously isn’t smart enough to feel it for himself.

      • j-sin

        So the guy calling women nigger lovers isn’t embarrassing himself but I say i’d punch a racists teeth in for saying that shit to me and I’m the one embarrassing myself? Right.

      • Jade

        j-sin.. yes. Because the idiotic 18 yr old was speaking words, and the 36 year old man was physically attacking. Is it really that hard for you to understand the difference? I could type out various insults to your mom, your dog, your girlfriend, and you, in the worst possible way, and that is still no reason to respond with violence. I could say all of it to your face, and you still would have absolutely zero right to lay a finger on me. You need to learn to quit being so touchy.

        I don’t condone racism in the slightest. But words are never a justification, legal or otherwise, to harm another person physically.

    • The Most Interesting

      Allow me to respond this way, which I hope skips the ludicrous racists and others who just don’t get to the point,

      “If you call me a nigger to my face, you’re getting your face broken in two. Sorry butI don’t play that MLK turn the other cheek shit.”

      OK, yet again, to simply explain — no racial or ethnic slur is legally justifiable for a physical attack. So I hope you don’t actually do that in real life, as opposed to your hard-ass internet presence. Because they’ll arrest you.

      And that’s fine, that you “don’t play that MLK turn the other cheek shit.”

      But just to be clear, you *do* realize that “turn the other cheek” was something that Jesus said, right? And he said it in terms of actually being struck? Not in terms of having some dumbass utter a slur?

      You can turn your back on MLK. But brother Malcolm, who did, at least understood him. And condemned ignorance.

  11. MrChips

    So they’re making some skinny runt out to be a menacing Neo-nazi? It chafes me more that they’re calling a chiropractor’s office a “medical building.” When will the lies stop?!

  12. MK.

    Please. It was a stunt. Kanye gets the public support he so badly wants(and at this point in his career, needs), same goes for Kim. The show gets the ratings, since it was caught on tape(only by them, hmm…). Everyone will take their side, who wouldn’t on a matter like this? Do you think a skinny white nazi shit would be able to get through a wall of bodyguards and a tv crew(cameras, lighting, mic…) Never.
    Plus, K&K weren’t invited to the golden globes and were pretty upset about it, not only do they get some attention on a week no one would think about them… they also get to pull a stunt off on a weekend everyone’s attention is elsewhere.

  13. MK.

    Oh, and Kimye’s showdown against racism will air exclusively on Kim’s show, since they were the only ones that conveniently caught the whole thing on tape. Kanye will also talk and rap about it ad infinitum…

  14. yummy

    Well, at least the kid is observant, a good judge of character and knows a snicker licker when he sees one.

  15. Cock Dr

    Lack of video & photographic evidence plus considerations RE: the characters involved lead me to the inescapable conclusion that the whole story is a lie.

  16. now if Kim was called a douchebag lover, that I would believe…

  17. freebie

    She is a N…… lover as she has proven over and over.

  18. If this isn’t just total fiction (which is likely) and someone did actually get hit for some reason there is no fucking way it was Kanye. His bodyguard might have, but no one Earth is intimidated by Kanye West physically. No one. You can call yourself a slave, and play your wildly overpriveledged life for all of the race card intimidation points you can muster, but I would be more scared of fighting Kim than Kanye.

  19. What a cum dumpster that woman is.

    Now, would Kanye like to punch me in the mouth? I could use the settlement check.

  20. Robb7

    Hey, hey you’re all getting away from the real crime. Kimmie was verbally assaulted by some random, skinny teenager. The PTS caused by this incident could impair her Photoshopping abilities!!

  21. vandal

    So, if they have no proof of this lad saying anything of the sort, when there was papparazzi everywhere that would film the fuck out of this then that means SHE was calling Kanye a Nigger. Not the lad, not some other dude, not his friends, SHE called Kanye a Nigger. Therefore she should be fuckin’ vilified as anyone else would. Fat bitch.

  22. Beer Baron

    She walked out of the car…then walked back to it, and walked out of the car again. We in the business call that “Keep the cameras rolling for Take 2.”

  23. Toby Weymiller

    I can clear all of this up. The skinny guy got stuck in Kim K’s ass. He was mad because he could not escape and the ass was smelly. Kanye was incensed because another dude touched Kim’s ass so he bribed a clerk and freaked out in the doctor’s office. The kid clearly needed medical help because he was bent up in her ass.

  24. anonymous

    So in Kim’s eyes, some dude screaming obscenities at her is the crime but Kanye assaulting him isn’t?

    Exactly what was racial considering Kanye refers to himself and other blacks as “n—-a” all the time in his music?

  25. Jade

    Did Kim get the “I WILL KILL YOU SLUT” part on tape too?

    Even if the guy did say that, there is absolutely zero cause for Kanye to make it physical, and Kanye should face charges. They teach you this stuff in grade school.. sticks and stones.

    Poor form, rich entitled people. You privileged and wizened adults are officially worse than a dumb 18 yr old kid.

  26. dick thunder

    well, this thread took a turn.

  27. rob

    j-sin, make sure to let all your cellies know how you roll when you’re serving 5 to 15 for aggravated assult.

  28. jerry

    Everyone needs to keep in mind this is the same Kanye that said George Bush hates black people and that the GOP was responsable for hurricane Katrina.

  29. IDontWantToLiveOnThisPlanetAnymore.jpg

    Notice how Kim is so retarded, she actually brags that she “got it all on tape” as if kanye didn’t BREAK THE LAW (supposedly).
    She obviously doesn’t realize that punching someone because they said something (anything) to you, is completely and utterly against the law.

    BTW, way off topic, but just revel in the fact that Kim accomplished her lifelong dream of being a multimillionaire a-list celebrity by doing practically nothing.
    N.O.T.H.I.N.G.

    This actually depresses me.

  30. It sounds like pure fiction but you cant really blame the Kardashians for thinking enough people will be dumb enough to believe it. They wouldnt have a show or be famous without a legion of gullible marks.

  31. will

    What doesn’t make sense is that her story is that the kid screamed all these slurs at her while they were surrounded by photographers… Yet, not one pic or vid of it? lol

  32. anonymous

    “There are certain well-defined and limited classes of speech, the prevention and punishment of which have never been thought to raise a Constitutional problem. These include the lewd and obscene, the profane, the libelous and the insulting or “fighting” words – those which by their very utterances inflict injury or tend to incite an immediate breach of the peace.”
    -Justice Frank Murphy, “Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire” (1942)

    So Kanye needs to be prosecuted on civil charges for assault and -IF the story proves true- the “skinny dude” needs to be federally prosecuted for provoking the situation. because violence is never the answer…unless the other person throws the first punch. Being called “nigger” is considered “the first punch” by constitutional ammendment.

  33. Jason

    God damn I wish I could find Kanye in a place of business. I would beat the fuck out this wimip/jerk/emotionally out of control dickhead

  34. USA Rangers

    she really is one hahahaha

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