Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Divorce Papers Ready
According to Radar, Kim Kardashian had divorce papers drawn up following Kanye West’s Twitter meltdown, which normally I’d write off as tabloid horseshit except it jives with an item PEOPLE ran earlier in the week. And when shit like this makes it into PEOPLE, it’s because The Great Dried Vagina Satan wanted it to.
A source tells PEOPLE that, while “Kim is a very supportive wife” and “rarely complains,” she’s not a fan of the social media sagas.
Though Kim keeps a level head about most of her husband’s eccentric behavior, says the source: “What causes friction in the marriage, however, is Kanye’s compulsive tweeting. Kim can’t stand it. She is all for self-promotion, but doesn’t approve of Twitter drama.”
Keep in mind these are people who are solely, 100% famous because one of them made a sex tape with Ray J then sold it to a porn company, so when they say you’re going too far for self-promotion, you’re going too fucking far for self-promotion. On top of that, Kylie signed a deal with PUMA yesterday that all but pisses in Kanye’s face, and if anyone’s getting peed on here, it’s Kim, goddammit. TMZ reports:
It’s a stunning development … because remember, just a week ago Kanye tweeted, “1000% there will never be a Kylie PUMA anything.”
We’re told Kylie will be in the Spring/Summer women’s training campaign, which launches in April.
PUMA says Kylie represents, “a fresh and exciting new era for fashion and we couldn’t think of a more fitting and influential female to headline this campaign.”
Of course, the real question is if Kim’s about to let herself get gold dug because thanks to Kanye’s Twitter panhandling, everybody knows that’s the only reason he shoved babies into her. I mean, it’s cute he credited them on his album, but he might as well carry those kids around in burlap bags with dollar signs on them.
“Yo, you got change for a Saint? — Don’t give me that this is a McDonald’s shit! I’m 80% Scorsese! I said stay in the bag, North!“